2 Fucking Idiots!

The guy who seems want help is a dungeon master and this girl is a summoned monster but it seems like she doesn't follow any command he does but for some reason, the girl attempting to rape him, what a lucky guy...

"Cashzz" Tch!

"I heard you know, I can understand another monster you know...Hey, talk to me!"

"Cashhzzz" What is it GUY perhaps you like same-sex?

"I don't swing that way!"

"Gashhhzzz" Bullshit, so what? Just fucking refuse to be raped by a girl HAH! Don't make me laugh VIRGIN...

"You shitty snake! Because your fucking goddess doesn't mean you can fuck with me!"

"Gashhzzz?" You know what I am Shitty dickhead?"

"Don't address me with that nickname! SHITTY SNAKE SLUT FUCKER!"

"Gashhzzz" Fucking lucky perverted Shitty head"

"Aurgh! Fucking Goddess!"

"Cashzzz?" Wait? What do you mean by Goddess?

"Huh? Isn't so obvious that you have a godlike power I can't even see the end of your magical power and it's still growing and growing..."

"Gashhzzz" I don't know about that, just what in the world is happening?

"The only thing I know is your existence might be serving the God as a tool but you're freaking almost like a Godlike creature never least that you're a giant snake... "

"Cashhzzz" Correction, I'm not part of the snake race I'm part of the Lizard race...

"What!? Are you not lying about that?!"

I nod as a yes to his answer...But that girl in his back surely looking at me with a dreadful stare, to think she's a yandere bitch I might die by just making eye to eye contact with her...

"Then prove it! Show me your status!"

"Cashzzz~" EH~ don't wanna, being able to see my status you sure a pervert...

"What part is pervert!?"

I feel chill in the spine and that girl looks like gonna snap anytime...Lord.....HELP ME!!!

"Cashzzz" Geezzzzz, okay I will show you just wait...

hmm, where is the share status thing...I keep searching and searching and...

"Cashhzzz" Oh well, shit I can't find it~

"fucking useless *Sigh* looks like I don't have any other choice but to use appraisal gem to you...Aurgh! the gem cost 1000 P?! fucking hell men. "

"Cashzzz" Do you really think I'm lying?

"Obviously yes"

"Cashhzzz" *Sigh* Well Im gonna let you see then...

"You said you don't have that!!"

"Cashhhzzzz" I didn't say I don't I just said I can't...

"Fucking lizard...Then hurry up and let me see your status..."

"Cashhhzzz" Teeheee~

"DON'T, TEEHEE~ ME!!"

"Cashhzz" geez bro, what's up with your attitude?

" What's up with attitude~ MY ASS...Hurry UP!"

"Cashzzz" Okay okay, just wait there...

I give him share status bar to him well I never used it because I never met humanoid creature beside him...

"What's up with this overwhelming stats...A-Argh You...your really a lizard race..."

"Cashhzzz" See? Im not lying, oh! could you tell me how to go back in the 1st floor?

"Oh, that...Just kill that guy over there..."

"Cashhzz" Hmm?

I looked at the cage thing and what I see is just a lump of meat with scales...wait...scales? T-Those that means I will fight a monster that twice as big of a dragon?

"C-Cashhzz?" D-Don't tell me I will fight that thing?

"Yes~"

"Cash!!" Are you fucking serious! That fucking thing is twice bigger than a dragon!

"Oh! Did you fight a dragon before?

"C-cashzz" I don't but I see them from afar...

In anime that I watched I guess...

"Cashzz" If I defeated it I would go back to the first floor, am I right?

"That's correct...I guess!~"

"Cashzzz!" don't guess it!...

"Geez, don't be so serious miss lizard..."

"Cashzz" Don't add miss and I have a name you know...

If I could just kill him and get out I would definitely destroy this place...If I can I guess...

"You have a name!? That explains a lot..."

"Cashzz?" What do you mean by that?

"Monsters don't have a name after being born in the dungeon which means you are not part of the dungeon but if the dungeon itself decided to name you, it means the dungeon recognize you as its child and by being named by the dungeon, every knowledge and power of this dungeon becomes yours by being named you might become the dungeon leviathan but I cannot sense that the dungeon named you, although it might because of her.."

"Cashzz?" What her?

"What would it be? Of course, it's God's plan I think..."

"Cashzz" that's why I have unstoppable powers?

"I guess, but what's your name?"

"Cashzz" wait I will check it because I never checked my personal info...

I didn't mention it but there was another dashing board or hovering board but let's just say its a character info but I didn't really bother by it at first, well, of course, I will be interested in it... I checked my named and my name all along was lizard lolicon...Are you FUCKING SERIOUS!!! Fuck this shit! In my world, I have an embarrassing name and even in this another world I still have a shitty name!? AND WHATS WITH LOLICON!?!? Well, it's not as bad as my last name though but still...

"Now~ Now~ tell me, tell me~"

"Cashzz" You don't have to know it...

"But you said you gonna say it to me?"

"Cashhzzz" I didn't say any of those...

"Fucking lizard...*Sigh* just take down that greater dragon and fuck off..."

"Cashhzz" isn't it a bit early?

"Fuck your saying? I didn't say I would wait for you to be ready so good luck beating that"

Ha..hahaha...im fucking dead because he already releases it...I will fucking kill you if I manage to kill this fucker!!!

"Gashhzzz" Fucking lucky perverted Shitty head"

"Aurgh! Fucking Goddess!"

"Cashzzz?" Wait? What do you mean by Goddess?

"Huh? Isn't so obvious that you have a godlike power I can't even see the end of your magical power and it's still growing and growing..."

"Gashhzzz" I don't know about that, just what in the world is happening?

"The only thing I know is your existence might be serving the God as a tool but you're freaking almost like a Godlike creature never least that you're a giant snake... "

"Cashhzzz" Correction, I'm not part of the snake race I'm part of the Lizard race...

"What!? Are you not lying about that?!"

I nod as a yes to his answer...But that girl in his back surely looking at me with a dreadful stare, to think she's a yandere bitch I might die by just making eye to eye contact with her...

"Then prove it! Show me your status!"

"Cashzzz~" EH~ don't wanna, being able to see my status you sure a pervert...

"What part is pervert!?"

I feel chill in the spine and that girl looks like gonna snap anytime...Lord.....HELP ME!!!

"Cashzzz" Geezzzzz, okay I will show you just wait...

hmm, where is the share status thing...I keep searching and searching and...

"Cashhzzz" Oh well, shit I can't find it~

"fucking useless *Sigh* looks like I don't have any other choice but to use appraisal gem to you....Aurgh! the gem cost 1000 P?! fuckibg hell men.. "

"Cashzzz" Do you really think im lying?

"Obviously yes"

"Cashhzzz" *Sigh* Well Im gonna let you see then...

"You said you don't have that!!"

"Cashhhzzzz" I didn't say I don't I just said I can't...

"Fucking lizard...Then hurry up and let me see your status..."

"Cashhhzzz" Teeheee~

"DON'T, TEEHEE~ ME!!"

"Cashhzz" geez bro, what's up with your attitude?

" What's up with attitude~ MY ASS...Hurry UP!"

"Cashzzz" Okay okay, just wait there...

I give him to share my status bar to him...

"What's with this overwhelming stats...A-Argh

You...your really a lizard race...

"Cashhzzz" See? I'm not lying, oh! could you tell me how to go back on the 1st floor?

"Oh, that...Just kill that guy over there..."

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