13 Master Roshi Pt. 1

The morning the next day, I woke up and started to make some breakfast for the rest of us, luckily I had some eggs from my world in my inventory so I could make a hearty breakfast for all of us, and like any good inventory it keeps everything the same when put in so nothing ages and if it was hot going in it will still be hot coming out.

As soon as I finished Goku was the first to get up, "Good Morning! Mmm! That smells good!" He says as he sits at the table as I place a plate full of food for in front of him where he begins to dig in.

*Yawn* "Good morning…" Bulma says rubbing her eyes as she comes out wearing her pink night gown and slippers.

"Good your up I got breakfast ready for you." I say as I place of pancakes with strawberries on top in front of her.

Seeing that and then looking up at me then at her plate she blushed a little, "… thanks…." She then quietly began to eat her food.

(Bulma +25)

*I thought I turn that off, but +25? That's pretty big amount*

(Bulma 175pts- Maybe I should marry this guy)

"…" *I'm just gonna ignore that*

(If host hits 200pts there's a very high chance she would be fine with sharing you with other women)

*… you can talk*

(I always have been able to speak but there was no need to, and you never asked but I have decided to talk to you of my own volition)

*Oookay…. So why are you making women attracted to me anyway?*

(Host has been given the 'Omega System' which is an amalgamation of every known system in existence, it will help you with anything, and I do mean anything, and getting the affection of women is one of those things that most men in other worlds want out of a system so it has a heavier impact on the Omega System)

*Why is it called the Omega System and not like the Alpha System?*

(…. That was already taken by someone else who wants absolute swaths of women to himself becoming the Alpha amongst all men throughout the Multiverse, lucky for you Author-sama sent you in a separate reality from his or he would have already had his way with your sister posing as a childhood friend)

Luckily I had finished making food and eating where I was sitting down in front of the tv because hearing that my grip broke the armrest of the couch hearing that.

(… Heavy Sis-con)

*Im not! I just don't want some pedo pretending to be a kid to make my sister fall for him!* the thought of that just makes me sick, but as the system says that guy is literally in a complete different version of the multiverse so I won't ever have to deal with him, luckily I'm not intrested in kids like that…. But with how the system is well….

(I should clarify that it's not impossible for you to meet that bastard but the likelihood is only .000001% he comes to this version of the multiverse and that's a high estimate when he reaches his max potential, but his system gives less returns when he has multiple versions of the same woman falling for him so there's no incentive for him to come in the first place)

*Good at least I won't meet him, though for safety reasons maybe I should use my pen to make it so he can never come here…* I think starting to put some future plans in motion, but then I hear a knock on the front door.

"Hello? Is anyone home?" The man(?) says with a rather dopey sounding voice on the other side.

Goku goes and opens the door because he was closest to it in the first place, "A Turtle?"

"No I'm a Tortoise, but do you have any salt water? I'm really thirsty…." The Tortoise says while looking rather tired.

"Sure I'll get you some salt water Mr. Tortoise." Goku says going into the bathroom with a bucket and the table salt.

Bulma comes out of the bathroom brushing her teeth, "What's going on? Why is Goku filling up a bucket with salt water?" She asks coming to sit by me.

"There's a talking Tortoise outside that needed some salt water because he's thirsty or something." I say resting my head on my hand while leaning on the not broken arm rest.

Soon after Goku came back with the bucket full of salt water and gave it to the Tortoise, me and Bulma go out and see the Tortoise as well who is drinking up all the Salt water.

"Ahh, that hits the spot, thank you for the help, say do you know where the ocean is from here? I've been trying to find it for a year now…" the Tortoise says sadly.

"Hmm…. Your about 100 miles away from the ocean from here." Bulma says pulling out her gps.

"Aww shucks, I'm just getting farther and farther away from home…." The Tortoise says sadly.

"Aww man, Bulma, Ryuu can't we help him out?"

"What no!" (Bulma)

"Ehh why not."

"Aren't we supposed to hunt the dragon balls though?"

"What's the rush? We have plenty of time to get them don't we? Plus you said most people don't know about them right?" Well besides a certain midget who has the first one all the other people that have them don't know what they do in the first place.

"Well I mean…"

"Man the beach will be nice where I can take my shirt off and go swimming." I say while taking a peek at her and seeing her drool while looking at me.

"Let's go to the ocean!" She shouts excitedly as she goes inside and begins to pack her things.

"Thank you very much for taking me home!" The Tortoise says happily that we're bringing him home.

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A few hours later and taking out a few bandits that tried to steal from us and eat Mr. Tortoise for some reason we all reached the ocean, wearing swim wear to boot.

I already had my personal set from my inventory but I made some swimming trunks for Goku, though Bulma already had a swimsuit as a just in case in her luggage so she was all dressed up to enjoy the beach as well.

(Img Ryuu)

(Img Bulma)

"Thank you, you guys for bringing me back to my home." The Tortoise says thanking us.

"It wasn't a problem, my grandpa always told me to help out someone in need." Goku said with a bright smile on his face.

"Well I have someone I would like you guys to meet, he has a reward I want to give you for helping me out, so you guys wait here I'll be back later." The Tortoise says as he swims out to sea.

"Well let's have fun you guys, and Goku don't drink the water, it's Salty." I say as I see him almost putting it in his mouth.

"Hehe…" he laughs a little before jumping into the ocean to swim around.

"Heeeyy Ryuu…. Wanna help me put on my sunscreen?" She says laying down on a a towel while unhinging her bikini top with her try at a seductive look.

I just look at her before shaking my head, "Yare Yare." I say as I grab the sunblock and put it on my hands before I get to work on putting it on, if she is gonna pursue me to this extent, who am I to deny her for being so persistent.

A little while later after getting on our sunscreen and relaxing in the sun with Goku, Chulainn and Nero playing in the water, off in the distance the Tortoise was coming back but with someone on his back.

"Hey guys I brought back who I was talking about!" Mr. Tortoise said as he came onto the beach as the old man with a turtle shell on his back jumped off and landed on the beach.

Goku was drying his hair off before putting on his orange shirt and going over to see who Tortoise brought.

"Who are you mister?" (Goku)

"This is Master Roshi! Master Roshi this is Goku and his friends, they helped to bring me back to the ocean."

"Hmm… I see, I guess I should reward the little guy." He says bending over to get a better look at him, where his necklace dangles down in the air.

It was none other than a dragon ball which both me and Bulma looked at each other already knowing what we were thinking.

Because that necklace was none other than the 5 star dragon ball, question is how do we convince him to give it to us?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball!