Sharpies

Jayfeather: *is searching for catmint* *sees a box of sharpies* What the *beep* is that *picks up red marker and paws it* ah! I'm bleeding!* realizes it doesn't hurt and tries with different colors* * cue evil grin*

Bluestar: *comes , no ,flies back from Hogwarts*Hey Y'all ! Miss me!?

Thunderclan: *moans and claws heart in agony*We will never be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Jayfeather: Dear leader( although at that time Bluestar is probably dead) would you like to have a explosive I mean, exclusive mouse?*mutters* with a tinge of poppy seed inspired by Brambleclaw.

Bluestar: What??

Jayfeather: Nothing!

Bluestar: Then I suppose it won't hurt if I have a little bite. I do miss mouse after drinking all that firewhisky...*takes a bite and sleeps instantly*

Thunderclan: Yayyyyyyyy!

Jayfeather: She's not dead yet....

Thunderclan: *inhales*

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Jayfeather: I'd better get working...

Bluestar:*wakes up*

Jayfeather:Sos! I'm Catty Otter! I'm bring chased by You-No-Poo!Heeeelp

Bluestar: You look like a fellow medicine cat, do you ,by chance happen to know Jayfeather?Well with your"scar" and everything...

Jayfeather: Nope! I totally don't know the Thunderclan medicine cat that can read minds!You are Bluestar, right? The only way to save me is to get a Sharpie over there and write a healing spell, them wave your wand over me!

Bluestar: Ok!*does what she is told* Episkey! Writes down with red sharpie

Jayfeather: Clutches wound and wails in anguish, it killed me, it killed me!

Bluestar: Oh No! *looks around in panic* * flees*

Thunderclan: All hail Jayfeather! Bluestar is gone!

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Jayfeather:*attempts to wash off ink* Why wouldn't it go off like other markings?!* notices that the episkey is spelt wrongly as "epoximse"(a gluing spell in my memories correct me if I'm wrong)*screams* *beep* *beep* *beep*(rhymes like ducking gas troll)(use your imagination)

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(1 week later)

Dumbledore:*Reads letter*

Dear headmaster,

I am Jayfeather, a fellow cat, I was wondering if you would establish some English spelling and grammar classes for students to learn English better and not get the wrong spells on someone's pelt which make sharpies unwashable unless my fur is stripped off, in addition, if you think that I have any connection with the cat Bluestar, you're wrong, and one last request, will you let witches/wizards stay in for the summer holidays?

p.s. I have NO relationship with Bluestar

From,

Jayfeather