Grey stripe

Greystripe: falls in river and drowns

Fireheart: Help! Someone , help!

Silvestream: um..... no

Greystripe: Fine ima go die. Fireheart, please sit vigil for me in Thunderclan....... bai

Silverstream: wait, Thunderclan? Fine I won't let you pollute my prey cause of your putrid stench

Fireheart: Oh so other clans don't smell?!

Greystripe: Shut up!

Silverstream: Hauls Greystripe up Yup

Fireheart: •_•

Greystripe:...

Shadowclan:...

Riverclan: ....

Windclan: ...

Silverstream: What? You smell like the forest!

Fireheart: mutters jeez what do we all live in?As I'd only Thunderclan has the forest

Silverstream: ignores Fireheart What do we do with your friend? He's acting strange..

Greystripe: with dreamy eyes you look pretty..

Fireheart: flashbacks of him being the third wheel the misery, the pain!

OH HELL NO drags Greystripe away

Silverstream:???

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Fireheart: I haven't seen Greystripe in a while, hmmmm stumbles upon Greystripe and Silverstream snogging by the river

Noooooooooo pushes Silverstream into river Die!!!!Thou shall not pass Thunderclan!!!

Greystripe: You've killed her!!

Fireheart: Whateva, you're all mine now....

Greystripe: Okay?...

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Silverstream: I can swim y'all know