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Warhammer System in Marvel

A detective rolls up to a crime scene. Unknown to everyone else, he's the one who killed the victim in this case. And unknown to this detective, he's about to wake up in the Marvel Universe with an insane Warhammer System. How will he survive in a world where Thanos is guarenteed to succeed once? He'll do whatever he wants in this world while picking up some women along the way.

BillNyeThePGGuy · Movies
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56 Chs

A Week Spent

Zeta left the building he occupied and wandered around New York for a while. He did this so M'Shen could get somewhat familiar with the behavior of the common folk.

Of course, she'd still have to analyze the president when she eventually becomes him, however, getting a good idea now would beneficial. Not to mention she'd get familiar with the primitive technology, language and world.

All the while, he got closer and closer to Felicia's apartment. M'Shen was surprised by the humans that inhabited this world. They had so much freedom and yet none of them were able to use that freedom properly, instead talking to other people about stupid subject matters that don't matter in the slightest. Little to none on this planet care about self-improvement, and almost all of them feel entitled to a certain lifestyle that is impossible to obtain.

"M'Shen, when you become the president, do not, under any means change the law drastically. Do not go to war with other countries unprovoked and focus on improving this country." Zeta told her.

"..." She didn't reply. 'I have to baby this failed country? I'm reluctant to do so...' She internally complained but didn't plan to go against Zeta's wishes.

Finally, they made it to Felicia's apartment. They took an elevator to the 69th floor and he put his hand on the door handle only to find that it wouldn't budge.

'She wouldn't leave the apartment while forgetting that I don't have a key, right?' Zeta was annoyed. M'Shen didn't hesitate to emerge from the shadows and pick the lock in half a second before merging with the shadows once more.

The two of them entered the apartment to find no platinum-haired beauty.

Zeta lavishly sat on the couch as M'Shen revealed herself and kneeled to him.

"Do you understand how to proceed?" He spoke as he beckoned her closer.

"Of course." She replied with a nod. She stood up and followed his gesture; sitting on his lap.

"Repeat it to me." He demanded as he began fondling her breasts.

"I will analyze and infiltrate this country's government. Once I have planted myself as the president, I will make this country flourish through... merciful mean." M'Shen spoke. She was disgusted that she had to take it easy with the heretics that inhabit this world.

"On top of that, I want you to run every law you plan to change or create by me. Is that understood?" He spoke. His hands went from fondling her breasts to pinching her nipples, this forced a response.

"Yes... Nngh... Of course." She moaned when he began pinching her nipples. Just because she would force her body to disconnect herself from pleasure should Slaneesh's demons get a hold of her, doesn't mean that she can't feel pleasure.

"Good girl. Report back to me tomorrow at midnight." He stopped feeling her up. She nodded and disappeared. Zeta was happy to see that her erect nipples could be seen through her skin-tight suit.

'I'm definitely developing a kink for that.' He made fun of himself.

Unfortunately, he didn't really have anything to do for the next couple of hours. Natasha hadn't gotten back to him about the spaceship and he wouldn't be able to feel M'Shen up until midnight tomorrow.

He couldn't force Felicia out on a date because she wasn't home, so the alien was home alone.

Therefore, he checked out the porn of this world. To his total disgust, this world had perhaps the worst porn. There was no hentai, which is both a good and bad thing because of the disgusting tags that people created in his old world. And porn acting had somehow gotten even worse. Basically, every porn video was as poorly acted as the infamous, 'N-word Lamp'.

(A.N. I don't have the pass.)

It was truly pitiful to watch. Not to mention, the biggest category is 'superhero'. Basically, every actress, no matter how obese or good-looking, dressed up as Natasha. And what disgusted him the most is that the males were often dressed up as Thor or Tony, who were fucking Natasha.

'Well, while you fuckers have fun with the fake ones, I'll take the real one.' Zeta anticipated his seduction of Natasha. To be honest, he wouldn't feel confident doing it without the system, she was actually trained at seduction, and although Zeta had an attractive new face and was decent at picking up women, he wasn't an assassin trained in it.

Assuming that the system would award points with interfering with canon or building up his army, he'd need to make a list on things he'd have to be present for in order to get a bunch of points. He didn't care to think about the X-men at this moment, most of the movies were a bunch of years ago.

There were a couple of smaller characters that he could interfere with, such as Danny Rand, Luke Cage and Matt Murdoc. Although he hadn't seen too much of any of the shows, he knew of the first couple of episodes.

And of course, even casuals knew about how Marvel goes down. He just needed to make a flow-chart of the timeline and how it happens, so he can fuck with it as much as he wants.

For the next couple of hours, Zeta wrote down everything he remembered to do with Marvel. Of course, the exact dates and times couldn't be determined. He'd have to rely on luck or the system forcing him towards events in order to farm more points.

'System, is M'Shen experienced with sex?' He asked. He had nothing else to do and wanted to learn more about his future partner.

[Companions have the same qualifications as Potential Mates.] It replied.

"That'll be fun." Zeta began thinking on taking M'Shen's first time when he heard a voice behind him.

"What will be fun?" Felicia asked.

"Who knows?" He smirked as he turned around.

"How'd you get in?" She asked.

"I picked the lock, it was primitive." He spoke.

"...fuck." She swore.

"Did I ruin something?" Zeta inquired.

"I was looking forward to you pitifully messaging me, asking me to unlock the door for you." She clicked her tongue.

"And I was looking forward to getting a wife, but we don't always get what we want." He smiled.

"You're still mad about that?" Felicia asked.

"Not at all. You just added some extra steps." Zeta teased.

"..." Felicia decided to stop conversing with the alien and started cooking dinner. Flirting with him was fun and all, but she preferred people she could tease without any resistance.

"I'll get out of your hair in a week or so." Zeta spoke. Felicia felt quite guilty for a second as it sounded as if he said it as a response to her silence but didn't bring it up.

"You get a job?" She asked.

"No, let's just say I made a powerful friend. They'll be supplying me with all the money I want." He explained. Having the president supply you with money was quite unfair.

"How have you gotten so involved with prominent people in only two days of you being here?" Felicia questioned.

"I'd say I naturally attract beautiful women." He teased. However, this made a fair amount of sense to Felicia. He'd met her, Gwen and Natasha on the first day on this planet. If she was born yesterday, she'd assume it was magic.

"It's quite unfortunate that no beautiful women are attracted to you." She jabbed.

Zeta simply laughed along with her.

Unfortunately for Zeta, the next week or so wouldn't be very eventful nor entertaining. He spent his days looking around for events for him to stick his head into and obtain some points but never got anything. However, he very much enjoyed perving on Felicia as she left in her Black Cat outfit and enjoyed her return even more. She did less than she should to hide how attractive she was when covered in sweat.

He also enjoyed fondling M'Shen as she reported to him. Zeta hadn't gone further than unzipping her top to grope her naked breasts. Even so, she never showed a hint of resistance and even moaned through some of her reports.

Zeta didn't get anything from Natasha and didn't find Gwen to take out of a date or anything similar. All in all, he got closer to obtaining Felicia but nothing else really happened.

It would still take a decently long time till Zeta got a lot more 'tools' to use and fuck and even longer to build up some points.

(A.N. Sorry for the slow chapter. Things will be faster from here on out.)

(A.N.2. I also heard a couple of complaints that Zeta is just a pervert that wants every female he sees. Well, yes and no. He is absolutely lustful; however, he prioritizes the usefulness of the women he seduces more than the sex aspect. I've tried to make this as obvious as possible and people still don't understand so this is the announcement.)