Wanted Grim Reaper

Short of money on your way to reincarnation? Don't fret. Look around. Say no more. Hell have the right job offer for you! We accept both part-time and full-time. No diploma needed. Pay is no less than 100 ghost money per hour. Legit and 100% guaranteed. Job description: Grim Reaper Passing qualifications: 1. Must be a human spirit 2. Possess the ability to kill under pressure 3. With good ghost and spirit communication skills 4. Preferably bright, smart, and pleasing to the eyes Interested? Then what are you waiting for? APPLY NOW! EARN BIG! BE A GRIM REAPER! For more information, please contact Mr. Headless of the Grim Reaper Department at No. 4 Agony Street.