2 Chap 2

*beep beep beep*

I awaken to the sound of my pod beeping, letting me know I'm nearing Earth finally. Its been about a month according to the date on my scouter.

' Gotta love hibernation mode in these pods. Feels like just yesterday I woke up in this universe.'

I check the navigation devices and halt the pod before entering the atmosphere. Now I'm just floating around in Earth's gravitational rotation like a very tiny moon or satellite.

' Okay, I will wait here for 3 days. That should give Kakarot plenty of time to leave Kame house and go back home with his son. I want our first meeting to be a private affair. No nosey noseless Krillan and company asking too many questions and being annoying in general. I don't want to lose control of these saiyan instincts and accidentally kill them all. Kakarot wouldn't appreciate me doing that I'm sure, hahahaha. So until I can get a better handle on my emotions I'll have to be careful.

3 days later: Son Goku's house

3rd person pov

"This power! It's incredible! Who could possibly be this strong? Why are they coming here? No... CHICHI take Gohan into his room and lock the door this is not something I can fight alone, but I may have no choice." Goku frantically warns his wife and son.

" Okay Goku, please be careful! Gohan and I still need you here." "Daddy be safe!" Chichi grabs Gohan and flees to the rear of the house.

Goku runs outside in time to see a round large object land not 20 feet away.

MC's pov

I step out of the pod and stretch, completely ignoring Goku for the moment.

'Fuck I'm too large to be crammed in this thing for so long.' I reach up to activate my altered scouter looking at Goku.

*beep* 334

' I know he's suppressed with the weighted clothes but I have alot of work to do to get him up to speed.'

" Who are you? What do you want?" Goku asks sweating a little from the massive power standing in front of him.

" Ah Kakarot, I'm hurt, you don't remember your dear long lost brother? Did you hit your head or something?"

" Brother? What's a Kakarot? Yes I did hit my head, I fell down a ravine as a child or that's what Grampa Gohan told me. What do you want? Explain yourself!"

'Geez brat' " Easy there little brother. I'll explain. I mean you no harm. Lets sit this is a long story and tell your family to come out I give you my word I'll not harm anyone."

Chichi and Gohan came out a short while later and listened as I explained who I am, who Kakarot really is, and everything about our race and what we've been doing and why I was sent here.

" Don't take my daddy you mean uncle!" Gohan shouts at me. 'Gotta admire the guts on this kid.'

" I wont be going with you anywhere. I'm not evil, I wont be taking over planets with you just go!"

"HA, first off I agree. We wont be doing that at all...Gohan don't worry I wont be taking your daddy away from you.. You see brother Raditz has decided its time for a change. I'll be joining you Kakarot here on Earth to protect it from the others I told you about before, but as we are now, we stand no chance. If you don't believe me, lets go to your Earth's guardian or god or whatever. He should be able to read my soul. You'll believe me then wont you little brother?"

"If what you say is true then I'll welcome you with open arms. But before you 2 go to Kami, tell me when was the last time you ate? Or bathed? Your stomach has been growling since I came out here, and you smell like deep fried dog shit!.. Sorry Gohan don't listen to what mommy just said go clean up and study while I prepare dinner. Goku take your brother to the falls nearby so he can clean off."

" Chichi we don't have time for this..." "SHUT UP GOKU!! IF HE WAS EVIL HE COULD HAVE ALREADY KILLED US YOU IDIOT!!"

' Wow, are we sure she's not part saiyan?' " I thank you for your hospitality Mrs. Son, I would be grateful to be clean and to have a meal with my brother's mate and offspring." I interject with a bowed head and a smirk.

" Goku learn from him! Your brother has manners and is being a perfect gentleman."

" Ugh, yes Chichi. Lets go Raditz I'll show you the way but no funny business, just clean up then come back here so we can eat then leave to see Kami" Goku laments dejectedly from the scolding he received from Chichi. ' Take notes brother I'm trying to help you get on your wife's good side you dunce.'

"As you say little brother." I reply as he leads me down the hill in through the trees a ways until the waterfall comes into view.

" Just come up when you're done, and watch your tail, the fish here try to grab Gohan's all the time." He warns before turning around and returning to his family.

' Finally a shower. No soap but I can use those flowers nearby to rub on myself and in my long *ss hair. Chichi is right I smell retched.' I muse as I start pulling my armor off. 'Well atleast I'm built. I mean DAYUM these muscles are something else. Now if I could get some pants. *sigh* I know, I'll ask Kami.'

45 min. later:

'This hair takes forever to get clean *sigh*' I think to myself heading back to Goku's house. I can already smell Chichi's cooking and I feel my stomach practically eating itself.

"Mrs. Son, the food smells amazing! Is there anything I can do to assist you with the preparations?"

"Oh my, no that's alright, you're our guest and admittedly we rarely host anyone so please go have a seat at the table. You smell much better by the way. The food is almost done. I'm assuming you eat like Goku so I've made quite alot."

" Ah yes, we as saiyans have an extremely high metabolism. Our bodies are constantly burning energy to keep us in top form. As I said we are a race of warriors so we've just evolved into these bottomless pits, haha. Thank you again for your hospitality Mrs. Son."

"Raditz, you can just call me Chichi. We are family after all." She tells me while escorting me to the table where Goku and Gohan are. Goku is trying to get Gohan's attention to disrupt his studying while Gohan is reading from the giant book in front of him.

" Dinner is ready guys dig in!" Chichi exclaims moments later.

" This is the greatest thing I've ever consumed Chichi. What did you call this? Ramen was it?" I of course know what it is but I have to play the part, I'm not from this planet after all.

"Ah yes, I'm glad you're enjoying it." "Uncle you have to dip the bread in it and soak up some of the broth." "Oh Raditz here try some of the fish I caught this morning."

And so we sat there and utterly stuffed ourselves. Between Goku, Gohan, and myself we cleaned out the whole meal. ' Good thing Chichi served herself first, poor girl must be used to it living with Goku all these years.'

"Ah Kakarot your mate is an excellent chef. Our mother would have loved her. Let me help you with the dishes Chichi. Then we can go Kakarot. It's the least I can do for that heavenly meal sister. No arguments, you said it yourself Chichi, we're family and I don't mind at all" I stop her as she was opening her mouth to protest my helping with the clean up and I notice Goku was going to protest as well, obviously in a hurry to get to the lookout. ' Take notes you fool! Hahaha'

"Raditz you should really take some time and teach your brother some of those manners, hehe. You are welcome at my table any time, we're family."

" *grumbling* we'll see about that when we meet Kami." "Hahaha, stop moping brother your mate is just looking out for you."