2 Chapter 1 - A lady named Guinevere?!

I sat on a couch in a dark living room and watched my reflection on the TV after marathoning an entire season of an anime overnight.

What was reflected on the TV was a 17 year old man who seemed like a highschool student.

Dark eyelids, a face with well defined features and messy black hair.

I sat there processing the ending after about 3 minutes I looked again at my reflection on TV. Suddenly, it began to glow with a otherworldly shine.

"What the-" I gasped.

However, that was all I could get out before it "happened".

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It was so bright. It felt like it would blind me.

What is this! What the hell is happening? Am I being abducted by Alien?!

Seriously?!

Geez, I admit I didnt want going. but I didn't want to be part of some Alien's experiment! A new life as a rat experiment? Hell no! If I'm going to die, this is not how I want to die. I want to die peacefully and painlessly even if I'm going to die alone. Wait. How can I die peacefully when I have yet to find a wife?

Then the light start shining more and my eyes shut harder. Damn, even though I close my eyes so hard, it's still so bright.

Is this it? I am going to die? Like this? Hah, at least, I have seen ending of One Piece. That's not bad. And, looking on the bright side, I will die painlessly. Well, if this light is actually some kind of beam saber, it'll hurt like hell.

Hah! Nice joke! Even though, It's not funny. As I start accept my impending death. The light is getting brighter. Like it will start taking my soul away painlessly. So. this is death. Not so bad. The brightness started decreasing and eventually settled down..

And I found myself in the middle of forest.

....

…. Wait…what? Where the hell was this??

Was I in the middle of somewhere?

I started looking around to survey my surroundings.

It was forest.

It was a quiet forest where the moon's rays shone brightly. I've never seen this forest before. This forest is beautiful… I never knew a place like this existed. The night air also felt good. Then, I then heard something.

*Splash—*

The sound of water resounded through the trees, and it was so close.

I started walking towards the sound and stiffened in shock as I saw the most enchanting place in this forest. I could only open my mouth wide in shock and freeze. Why? You asked me why?

Read the goddamn prologue.

What prologue? I don't know. I'm so confused right now. Why? Because there was a girl in front of this very own eyes. That should have been fine if it was just this because it's just a girl anyway. However, this time was not simple.

The girl in front of me was in her birthday suit. You don't know the word birthday suit? Google it.

You don't have internet? Well too bad...wait...How are you even reading this?!

She is naked, she seemed like she had just been bathing

Was she a Goddess of Water!?

Long, curly sandy-brown hair reached her shoulders, showing under the moonlight!

She has a very beautiful face, she's a flawless beauty. 1000/1000. She has large eyes with emerald pupils and lustrously moist cherry-red lips.

So, she was a Goddess of Beauty?

Well, although it's nice to be in such a situation, however… this situation was obviously one of the most dangerous in real life!

The So-called Lucky Pervert Accident Event!

I started being an Otaku when I was in middle school, but to be honest, even now my Otaku spirit will never die!

Just why am I in this position? What happened? Am I dreaming?

After pondering for a while, the night cold air gave me chills…

Not good. Naked is not good… Naked girl is very not good! It's not good! Being Lucky Pervert is totally not good!!

I felt cold sweat starting to form on my back.

… Speaking of which, in this very situation, the protagonist will be killed if the heroine notices him, but if not that will it be the new beginning of a RomCom? The hell am I thinking? Actually what should I do? The former is really bad, and if the latter happens I will definitely suffer the consequences afterwards!

No, I chose a third choice! I need to run away! It won't become a problem later on.

As I decided to run away. I slowly started tip-toeing backwards, leaving while the girl still didn't notice me. But it seemed some fate didn't agree with me and had prepared something different for me. Seriously, why did fate turn out to be so cruel, I wondered? Why now?!

As I started walking, the girl turned around and saw me.

"…" When she saw me, her eyes widened!

She seemed noticed my toe walk. Damn it!

The two of us, for a while, did not move, as if frozen solid. Time even seemed to stop as the forest became strangely quiet.

But I wouldn't allow it! I will die if I don't regain my sense quickly! So, I come to my senses in record speed!

"I-I'm sorry! I never meant to peep! Ah no, no, what can I say? You're beautiful!"

I tried to explain myself as I partially covered my eyes with both of my hands, but my words stuttered as they came out, my eyes still locked on her charming appearance between the gaps in my fingers.

The girl, on the other hand, had finally grasped the situation. Her face dyed bright red as she flapped her mouth open and closed.

"Hiiii―"

She leaked a small shriek and with the girl screaming in this situation, accusations would surely fall on the guy, me.

Of course, nobody would come even if she screamed because there are only us here… At least I hope we're alone?

What if she was actually with her friends? I would be in trouble if she started screaming and her friends showed up

"Please wait a minute! I understand what you want to say. It may have been an accident but I won't make excuses for what I clearly saw."

I won't blame anyone for this incident. Because, it's that damned lights fault for bringing me here! Actually, where even are we?!

"….." The girl silently watched me with her emerald pupils, her flawless beautiful face glared at me like it embodied waves of blazing fire to scour me away!

Wait… did I just step on a landmine?

"….Do you have any last words?"

Scary words came out in a cold voice even as she made a somewhat pretty smile. With that face, she looked so beautiful… But this is not time for that! She started walking to me as she raised her hand and a sword made of violet energy appeared in her hand.

W-w-wait! Did she just pull some kind of magic trick!?

She just made a sword come out of nowhere!!?

What is that?! What is that?!

Nonono! I need to calm! Let's forget about that that magic trick for now!

Well, it wouldn't be weird for her to be angry. I had seen her naked.

I wanted to run, but the view, I mean, her frosty demeanor wouldn't let me move my body.

"…."

And she was pointing her sword at me.

"Who are you?" She asked me maliciously.

And there we go. We return to beginning.

My fate depended on my next words, so I had to be careful.

But what should I do? I never had been in a Lucky Pervert situation!

What I needed to do was choose the right words carefully! But what did I need to say!?

I couldn't think carefully especially when I was panicking.

For someone who stayed cooped in home, I should just give up, but I actually desperately want to protect my own life. So, in the end, I want to stay alive!

What should I do? Beg for my life? Convince her? Praise her?

Ah! I know! Praising her! I think I should praise her! If I managed get to her good side, I save myself! But I need to apologize first —!

Yes, apology! I have apologized to her!

"No no no… It's an accident!? It is definitely an unfortunate accident for the both of us… Even though this is an accident. I wasn't trying to peep on you, but I saw what I saw. Thus, I must apologize! I'm sorry! That's why, as a man, I'll take responsibility" I said in an extremely serious tone as I bow to her.

".." The girl silently glaring at me seemed to understand my remorse.

As proof, she finally lowered her sword and the hostility from her disappeared.

I sighed in relief after seeing her expression soften. Geez, I thought she was a hard-to-please girl type, but now she seemed like someone who'd accept a proper conversation if given proper reasoning.

I could only smile wryly when I thought that. Seeing me smiling, she also softened her expression and returned a thin smile.

"I'll forgive you on this matter"

Ohh, she forgives me! This is good! Now, this is my change! I should give her my honest opinion if I want to praise her!

Before I spoke, she cut me off : "But, please die!"

She was smiling like an angel as she swung her sword.

"Uaaaaaah," I miraculously dodged her attack by thin margin

"You dodge it?" She looked at me in confusion. What's with that reaction?

"Of course! Why I should receive that!!?"

"This is for seeing me naked! This body should be pure till I married! And you should really consider yourself lucky! Normally, I should tie you to a log and beat you up." She barked.

"What's with that capital punishment!?" I shout at her.

"Didn't you agree to take responsibility!?" She countered.

"Ugh… yes! I did I say that! But just because I saw you naked, you can't take my life as punishment! And you know, before you attacked me, you should first wear some clothes" I said while shrugging my shoulders as I pointed at her naked body.

"…" She went silent as she realized she was still naked.

The girl raised her hand once again and a violet dress appeared in her hands the type the nobles would wear in a fantasy world.

Seriously, what is that? Is that really a magic trick?

Magic? Don't tell me, a Magic? Real Magic? I mean, Magic that appeared on Anime… A fictional power? Harry Potter's magic?

There is no way, right?

As I start thinking that, A white light suddenly appeared before her body and in a matter of seconds she finished dressing with even a bow tie fixed on her hair.

Then she glared at me, her eyes are filled with hatred.

"…..Fu"

For an instant, she made a bright smile as if she was satisfied with something, and then—

"Unforgivable," The girl said in a low, cold voice, "Definitely unforgivable…You bastard!!!"

She furiously charged at me with intent to kill!

"Die!" The girl began to kick at me!

Of course, I managed dodge it again.

"….You bastard," She spit it out with a malicious glare.

But what is this girl… is she a mage or a fighter? Should mages be weak on melee?!.

Why I can dodge it?

Yes, I may be a shut it otaku, but I had experience with martial arts . Then i focused on her to dodge any more attacks

The girl seemed to realize that attacking blindly and filled with rage are useless. So, she took a deep breath as she continued to glare at me.

"…What an idiot…I gave him a chance to die with dignity as a great concession on my part."

"Die with dignity? Ma'am, I'm not sure what you are talking about but… I don't want die yet!"

"Enough talk. Die!" The girl crossed her arm together and an energy ball gathered fast!

"Ugh…"I said as i barely dodged the ball.

"Seems you're not just a mere pervert despite that appearance? Who are you?" She asked me as if asking for my last words.

"John, I'm just a 17 years old Otaku …. Who happen to know about martial art!" I answered in shonen protagonist way as I took fighting stance too.

"Otaku?" She muttered as she summons a sword again.

"Wait! Can I ask you name to before we fight?" I shouted right as she was about to run towards me.

"Guinevere, from the Baroque family." She said as she leaped into the air and was seemingly about to do a skill

Ok, I will accept that challenge! Because this battle couldn't be stopped by word now…But i ran...How can i fight with only the little martial arts i learned, then i heard dirt getting throw up on the place i was before.

"Shameless!" She screamed at me

But i didn't care and continued to run away.

"Y-you! Shameless Bastard" Guinevere said again as she ran towards me. Seems like she can't use the previous skill continuously, but then...

Our confrontation was cut off because of a sudden roar. The girl and I immediately turn around to see where it came from.

Seems like a third party didn't wait any longer and decided to join in…

But what we saw was a large creature protruding from the trees. It was a giant creature, wielding a rusty sword.