Wait how did this become a Mother's Rebirth story!?

Ah!!! What is this is where is my spikey hair! My wheat-colored healthy complexion!My masculine face with a sharp chisel! And most importantly his eight-pack abs!!! His dignity as man! Wait It can't be! stunned for a moment he quickly reached down to his lower body and touched! ....His DRAGON his pride and joy!!! His family jewel its.....ITS GONE!!!! Why ah! What did he do to deserve this God Buda and Allah and all that's holy!