Waifu WHAT?!

Okay... what in the name of the fuck is happening? Everybody is used to the concept of reincarnation/isekai/transmigration now, unless you've been living under a rock, in which case, I am terribly sorry, unga bunga chakalaka wakamaka caveman go home. The concept of a game-like system world is not a new concept, at least not to Jason. He's just a young dude trying to survive through college to get a mediocre job at a mediocre company for mediocre pay and live a mediocre life. Unfortunately, no such luck awaits him because this motherfucker just kicked the bucket. And not in a sense that you are familiar with. Yes, Truck-kun was certainly involved. However, being literally crushed by an orbital dropped truck is not usually how it goes. Damn Russians and their crazy-ass inventions! So, now, the dude's dead. But, now for long. You see, everyone, and I mean everyone, has a chance to win eternal paradise should they complete God's game. What kind of game is it? Well, it ain't a traditional RPG, not at all sir! It's not a card game or even a further evolution of Dance Dance Evolution. No... it is... a... Tower Defense Game... but with sexy bitches as your units. Oh and there's also like, gacha involved or something like that. "...What?"