32 Sh*t(Literally)

(Warning: To any readers who are disgusted easily, please don't read the first part of this chapter, just skip to the part where he enters the city.)

It took Lin Fang whole four days to locate the place. When he was about to reach the location, Lin Fang could already feel the stench from a mile away.

You see, the ancient cities didn't have good water treatment so most of the household waste went through tunneling pipes which went from higher ground to lower and finally out of the city walls. These pipes or sewage was the only place, Lin Fang, a demon could use to enter the city as unlike modern times, these pipes were not sealed using fences.

As Lin Fang looked at the massive pipeline spitting out waste, he vomited due to the effect the seen brought to his body and his imagination which showed him his accurate future. He walked towards the pipeline when it suddenly spat out another large shot. Lin Fang stopped in his position as he closed his eyes to control himself. He tried to smile and encourage himself but the smile on his face was completely ugly.

The Greenwood Spirit looking at the mountains of you know what below the open mouth of the pipelines was completely horrified of the level of human disgustingness. It was even more horrified of the disgustingness its master was about to show by entering this abomination.

"No, No, No, I refuse to enter", Greenwood Spirit screamed at its master but its voice fell into deaf ears as Lin Fang threw him into his clothes.

He entered the pipeline and walked into the sewage system of the city. Thankfully, the game developers were kind enough to provide the sewage system with small footpaths for walking otherwise Lin Fang would have had to swim through you know what. Unfortunately, the small pathway was covered in yellow-ish pigment, something which Lin Fang didn't want to know about.

He had tied his black mask to his face but it couldn't block the mind-numbing smell coming from the surroundings. Lin Fang was trying really hard to keep his thoughts straight as he looked for the closest exit. Hopefully, he wouldn't appear in someone's house but an exit near a street, otherwise that would be awkward.

Lin Fang was only lost in his thoughts for a while but this much was enough for his foot to slip. He fell headfirst into the 'muddy water'(Author: Muddy Water here stands for something else, guess what?).

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH_", He screamed as he fell.

If that wasn't enough a massive amount of 'muddy water' suddenly flowed from the other end and like a flowing river hit Lin Fang in the face when he had just surfaced taking him flowing back to where he stared, just a tad bit dirty.

As he felt the massive wave of 'muddy water' pushing him back, he didn't even have the heart to scream as he was scared 'sh*tless'.

Greenwood City, Business District...

This was one of the busiest areas of Greenwood City with people flowing in and out at every second of the day. There were shops of everything, from jewelry to pawn shops to even potion shops and skill bookshops. Even though it was early morning in the game, the place was completely crowded with players and NPC'S and there were sounds and people everywhere the eyes and ears went.

At a hardly noticeable corner of the district, the cap of the sewage opened and a yellow thing walked out. Even though not many people were in this area, all of them immediately jumped into the air and maintained a distance of ten meters from him. Since the sewage needed proper maintenance from time to time, it wasn't that abnormal for people to appear like this from sewage holes, it just didn't mean that they would be getting any hugs from friends for the work they do.

As for demons, the humans didn't think that the weaker Demons had enough intellect to enter through the sewage, for strong ones, they usually enter through the front gate and wipe out all the humans in the city as a show of power. Basically, they were too strong to even care for stealth infiltration.

Thus, nobody cared for fencing the sewage making life for Lin Fang very easy, or maybe not. He wondered what would have happened if the sewage system was fenced, maybe another terrible entrance would have been made by the developers. Lin Fang imagined an entrance worse than this and even his soul shuddered inside of him.

The first thing he did after getting out of hell itself was to remove the armour on his body and allow himself to breathe. He looked at the completely yellow armour and remembered its glory days when it was still silver, even though it had only been used for a bit over five days. Well, at least no one would find out about him if he sold the armour at a high price because he ain't wearing it again. Not after knowing what it had been through.

But this wasn't the solution to his problem as even his clothes had turned yellow and Lin Fang vomited once again after almost going through a mental breakdown because of the journey he had just been through. He took deep breathes to calm his mind before deciding to get a change of clothes. He hadn't expected that he would trip fall into the 'muddy water' so Lin Fang hadn't gotten himself a change of clothes, thus, now, his first priority was getting clothes.

The problem here was that which shop should allow someone like him to enter who looked and smelled of something like a mix of poop, toilet and animal waste. Oh! wait, it was exactly that.

Fortunately, he underestimated the greed of a shrewd businessman, the moment some of the cloth sellers saw his appearance, their eyes lit up as they looked at Lin Fang a man in need.

Looking at their glowing eyes, Lin Fang shuddered in fear as he realized that they were completely ready to take advantage of his situation. If he didn't have the money to satisfy them, they would just ignore him until he paid the highest amount he could ripping him, of course, this was under the premise that someone poor enough to work in the sewage as a worker didn't have another set of clothes at home, whose number, looking at the expressions of these traders wasn't high.

"Sir, you look like you are in need for new clothing, how about coming to our store, we will give you a whole set for a minimal price of 70 coppers.", One of them said with a smiling expression on his face.

"Oie!", one of them screamed at the person before Lin Fang could reply to him," You are clearly trying to rip him off, come to me and I will rip yo-I mean, to sell you a set for just 60 coppers."

Thus, a fight started between traders to 'sell clothes' to Lin Fang who still smelled like sh*t, literally.

A few minutes later...

After being cleanly ripped off for a set of clothes, Lin Fang felt like crying. Fortunately, these guys didn't expect someone like Lin Fang to have a lot of money on him so they still gave him a reasonable price, even if he had to buy a whole set nearly costing him ten coppers. To put in perspective, ten coppers was the monthly salary of a sewage cleaner working in Greenwood City, these traders were obviously aiming for this price from the start. As for the clothes he bought, they should originally have cost him about 3-4 coppers so he wasn't in that much of a loss, he consoled himself with a bitter heart.

He had nearly wanted to punch those guys face when they looked like they had made a major loss by selling these clothes so cheaply. I must come up with a better plan to enter the city from next time, he thought in his heart. Now, he needed a place to take a bath and clean himself up.

Meanwhile, a little rabbit was completely ignored in the whole ordeal who first had to go through the terrible 'water ride' which turned its fur from pure white to dirty yellow. Its terrible master didn't even clean him before throwing him back in those smelly clothes of his whu. whu. it cried in its heart.