1 Chapter 1
Feeling of hotness keeps dwelling up inside my body, I can't move a single of my limbs nor can I lift a finger. I can no longer think properly nor can I breathe alright.
"What? " I asked myself
I was lying on a cold and hard ground with a lot of people crowding my dead body. I don't know what happened but one thing is for sure that I just died. It was a mere second of counting no, In a blink of an eye I was thrown off by a rampaging truck on the side of the road. Since I was the once who it drove over, I can clearly see the front seat.
'Strange, there's no driver' I thought as my eyes widened unexpectedly.
'So this is the legendary truck-kun, huh? never thought that I will die on his hands'
There was no driver of some sort driving the truck, therefore no one was responsible for my death except for the trucks' company.
I was on my way home walking normally on the side street, I did not bother anyone nor did I spoke a single words. I was just walking straight with a goal set on mind to get home as quickly as possible.
Taking a single glance on my wrist watch it was already 10:34 p.m. the streets is still lively as always so it's not a problem but wait, "I'm already late" I said so to myself with a lazy looking face. since I went beyond the promised time I made with my sister to get home before 10 o'clock.
'I'll take my time going home then, whether I go home a minute late or hours late it is the same thing that she will still scold me'
That was the day that I made my first regrettable decision. I should have listened to her advice and went home early, if I just did that I shouldn't have died unmarried, with a single regret in my whole life.
'If I could have a second chance' I whispered,
'Just kidding!' I added, talking loudly inside my head.
"Why would I condemned myself to such conduct? Why do I need to follow all the rules? Screw the rules, In my next life I will turn the rules upside down and live a carefree life away from sh*tty responsibilities!!!"
Then my eyes starts to get heavy as it slowly shuts down, cutting off all of my senses one after another.
"Hello there, spirit-san" A soft and warm voice resounded my ears, 'Oh I can think straight?' I exclaimed.
"You can open your eyes..." Again, it's a soothing voice.
I did as it says, I opened my eyes slowly as a blinding light entered my field of vision. then, I saw a beautiful goddess standing right in front of me. No words can describe how dazzling she is... just...
"Blinding"
"I get that often, fufu" She chuckled as soon as she heard my compliment, though that wasn't the case.
"Um, Can you please press the switch behind you? " I said, pointing the light switch behind her.
Indeed, she is beautiful, very beautiful and blinding, I wonder how many people this woman blinded from that dazzling clothes she's wearing.
"Hm? " Even after pointing the switch which turns her clothes all sparkly and dazzling, her face keeps insisting on saying, 'Fufu, I wonder what this girl is saying?' and wearing that annoying smile, pisses me off.
"I SAID TURN YOUR FCKING DRESS'S LIGHT OFF YOU AIRHEAD!!!" (`Д´)凸
Oops! I've lost my composure, I should be a lazy looking character, 'Breathe in~breathe out~'
Okay!
"Um, who are you" I calmly asked. but...
Damn, that clothes of hers is really sucking my eye ball dry from how dazzling it is.
"Oh! forgiveness, spirit-san! I am the goddess of truc-! I mean the goddess of life and death, Lithia " She said.
'Was she about to say the goddess of trucks? She did right? SHE. WAS. ABOUT. TO. SAY. IT. RIGHT?' I angrily thought, hoping that this truck goddess can read my mind for how annoying I already am.
"Huh? "
"Hm? "
Damn!!! She's such bad airhead! Some isekai novels I've read before that goddesses immediately goes straight to the point but what's with this goddamned goddess? Why is she like that? she's such an airhead!bwas she born like that???
"Hey! Airhead Goddess! Stop smiling and turn off your clothes' sh*tty lights and go straight to the f*cking point, why am I here?!" I can no longer contain my patience and said what I wanted to say all along.
"Oh, I'm very sorry about my clothes, I'll take it off right now" She said as if she got the point, and now she's starting to take off her cloth-
wait!!! what!!!?
"HEY HEY HEY!!! Don't take off your clothes you Sh*thea- I mean airhead!!!"
"Why? "
"Argh!!! " （¯口¯）
I stood up and walked behind her, getting her out of the way and pressed the switch. "Whew, I should have done that from the beginning" I feel like I've wasted my time here
"Ooh So that's how you do it? " She asked, "Damn. you. airhead. why didn't you know how!!!"
"I thought that you were making a nonsense joke, so I ignored it cuz I couldn't get it~" Her smiley face starts to fall as she wore a pouting face. Now I'm starting to feel sorry for her!
"U-um..."
"Can you please explain what happened to me? and why am I here? " I curiously and seriously looked at her puppy eyes.
She snapped her fingers, and suddenly two seats appeared out of thin air, and is making me feel suspicious about her more.
"Um? why don't you take a seat first?"
"Um...
"Uhh...
"P-please take a seat"
"Apologies but I'll keep standing, I don't know what these seats are but it feels suspicious" I strongly oppose her invitation but she already took out some sweets and some tea's
"I especially prepared this sweets for spirit-san since I hoped you'll like it, Guess I'll just put it away" She said, but,
"Nooo! I'll sit! I'll sit!" This girl might be an airhead but she knows how to threaten people unknowingly, how scary. She even knew that I like sweets.
So while savoring the flavors of the sweets she brought, we had an exceptionally, peaceful afternoon tea.
"It was tasty"
"It really is..."
Damn! I've completely forgotten my main goal!
"Um, Lithia-san"
"Oh, forgiveness, I was having a lot of fun that I have completely forgotten what I was about to do... teehee
Spirit-san, you're already aware right? that you're already dead"
I nodded in response since her second sentence, the atmosphere suddenly turned serious. I may lack some immature common sense but I know how to detect these kind of eerie feeling in these kind of complicated conversation.
"I-I...
IM VERY SORRY!!!"
Yep! I knew that she was going to apologize, I knew it all along... she's an airhead so there is no way that she could make such a sinister conversation with me.
And now, she's bowing down with her head sticking on the ground, so this is the so-called sliding dogeza, huh? It's my very first time seeing it in actual. the first time I saw it was on TV, it was a Japanese animation, "B**lzebub" eyy nevermind that.
"eto-"
I don't know what to do in a situation like this! I'm getting dizzy, wait I'm getting dizzy for real. Yep! I also knew that it will lead to this sh*tty situation where a god will poison a mere dead me, and will kick me off from heaven.
"I'm sorry, spirit-san, but this is needed, We need you... "
'You damn airhead goddess, I will definitely kill you the next time we meet each other!' that was my last words before I died a second time. then I heard her talking again,
"Fufu, have fun spirit-sama, Also, it has been many years since I had a lot of fun talking with someone! thank you for spending 100 years here with me! "
to be continue
