Ch-56 : Most Absurd Confession

Just as Damien opened his eyes, Nezuko-chan~ pounced on him as she buried her face in his neck and started sobbing.

He stroked her hair gently and said gently, "It's alright, I am fine, I am fine...my angel."

He lifted his body and supported his back against the headrest, after Nezuko-chan~ calmed down, she lifted her puffed face from his neck but under the teasing glances from Shinobu, Kanae and Kotoha, she again buried her face in his neck with a blushed face.

She nestled against like a cat as she wrapped her thick thighs against his waist and refused to be separated from him.

While coaxing his little lover he looked at the other three lovely mature ladies and smiled charmingly before saying,

"Hello again ladies~"

The three of them rolled their eyes and smiled wryly, all three of them wanted to show each other that they were not affected by his smile a bit...but what could they do about their damn heart?

It just put its feet on accelerator and sped up.

Highest pickup speed was of Kanae, as her mind started overlapping his image with him standing against Doma, him saving her from certain death if not for him to come back to her.

The second highest pickup speed was Kotoha, but she wanted to suppress it very badly, she just didn't want to give her heart to anyone after betrayal of two times in her life, even if she did not explicitly loved her husband or Doma but those two who were supposed to be her biggest supporters turned out to be her biggest enemies.

Moreover, now she was just a crippled woman without a leg and an arm, heck even a long cut was visible clearly on her face, she was certainly not physically attractive now in world's view.

Hence, she decided to put a brake on her speeding heart, but the damned vehicle had its brake fail as it kept accelerating more and more.

Now, only her fate could decided whether she would be able to survive the crash or not.

The third highest pickup speed was of Shinobu who already was quite fazed due to Damien but after hearing her sister account of how he saved her and how he managed to kill one of the most powerful demon, her maiden heart decided to not stop anymore.

While the race of three mature yet maiden ladies continued, Damien started talking about mundane things with them.

Meanwhile, Nezuko-chan~ continued to rub her soft cheeks against his skin and her warmth kept seeping inside his body.

Suddenly his crow came inside the mansion,

"Caw~ Caw~ Damien has to come to main headquarter to partake in promotion ceremony caw~ caw~"

"Miss Kanae, miss Shinobu and miss Kotoha are also invited, if Damien wants then miss Nezuko could also come caw~ caw~"

Damien was slightly surprised when he learnt that he had been promoted to Hashira, though not the youngest Hashira but he certainly was fastest person who climbed to Hashira in shortest of time in entire history of demon slayer corps.

Shinobu was very excited after hearing the news as she said, "Yes! Finally I would have some people to talk to apart from Mitsuri, those other men are just weird or plain boring."

Her face scrunched when she thought about Giyu who always looked as if someone had stolen his money, Sanemi looks as if someone had cucked him in front of him, Gyomei...well she doesn't know what to say about him, Obanai? that snake-head would just hang himself on tree and slither here and there.

As for Rengoku, he is just too much, he basically talk one-sidedly...its very tiring to keep a smiley face in front of him when he just keep going on with the talk. She still gets shivers when she remembers her first day being a Hashira.

Due to politeness, she had to keep the polite smile on her face for fucking three straight hours, Rengoku kept talking about his family, his 'friends', the food he eat, the time he sleeps at...due to which poor Shinobu developed a trauma of talking for long time.

And as for that little boy Tokito...she can certainly attest that someone definitely had stolen his candy in his childhood.

Anyways, its not like Mitsuri is normal, she would just keep blushing, blushing and blushing...poor lady, the thing which is more worse is that after seeing Damien...she would keep blushing during her sleep also.

But Mitsuri atleast has same gender with her which opens to quite a topic to talk to.

But now, Damien is also a Hashira and she could talk with him easily, she also finds him to be the most 'normal' even though he is the most abnormal, quite ironic.

Just as Damien and ladies were talking, the door was opened and there stood a haggard Tanjiro.

His eyes became watered slightly as he came and bowed towards the ladies before he went to Damien's other side.

He said excitedly with relief written all over his face, "Finally you woke up...Thank god."

But then his eyes darted to the clinging koala to Damien's body which was apparently his dear sister, his brows twitched continuously looking at such scene.

Nezuko-chan~ buried her face deeper, she was embarrassed to death now, even her brother saw her clinging to Damien like a koala.

Tanjiro just shook his head and then his eyes widened as he said amazed, "Oh Yeah! Congratulations Damien! You were promoted to a Hashira!"

Damien smiled at him as he extended his one hand and bumped fist with him, he spoke to him,

"Thanks Tanjiro, after this we would go for search of Nezuko's cure, hence become strong quickly."

A light blazed in Tanjiro's eyes as he said determined, "Though I am nowhere near your prowess but I certainly could protect myself now, you won't need to protect me while fighting now!"

Suddenly a slim wrist and white fingers touched his shoulder, he turned around to see the emerald eyed beauty which was not a beauty by this world's standard cause just as being a crippled with a missing leg and an arm would lead her to bottom of hierarchy and on above there were quite a few scars on her white face which was quite looked down upon women in this world.

But for Damien, her face was still as beautiful as before...her thin and glossy lips with well-sculptured face and emerald eyes was very calming to look, as for scars...he didn't care much about that, he never believed that scars make a woman less pretty or less physically attractive.

He stared deep into her emerald eyes, which made the mature milf feel flushed, her heart sped up with blood rushing to her brain, this was her first time feeling this kind of emotion.

Cause towards Doma, there was only gratitude and good brotherly feeling but the rest is history.

She then took a deep breath and bent down her body, it was quite awkward for her to bend and also uncomfortable as she was not used to having one leg and one arm missing.

"I am very grateful to you for saving my life, due to your graciousness and kindness, I was even able to meet with my son, which I never believed I would be able to meet again in this lifetime."

Damien quickly fiddled on his bed and held her from bowing to her as he said,

"What graciousness? what kindness? I saw a beautiful lady and I decided to save her...it is as simple as that."

Suddenly the hold on his neck tightened...

Damien inwardly sweated, 'Umm...Nezuko-chan? your hold is getting tighter too much for any human body to handle...'

But of course it quickly loosened also.

Kotoha's mind short circuited, 'Beautiful??? M-Me? Had this guy taken wrong medicine? My frigging leg and arm was chopped off, my whole body was bathed in gore and blood when he saw me...when in name of heaven was I 'beautiful' to him?'

Inadvertently she raised her voice, "Me? Beautiful? Are your eyes alright?"

Funnily enough, she asked about his eyes in full seriousness.

"Hahaha..."

Damien started to laugh seeing her act like this, other women got intoxicated hearing his laugh, Nezuko-chan~ also got under his spell.

"I am talking about YOU! pretty lady~"

Kotoha's vixen eyes narrowed into slits as she said doubtfully,

"Are you taunting me?"

This time it was Damien's turned to be gobsmacked...he said with his red eyes wide opened,

"Should I marry you to make you trust me?"

Suddenly the clinging cat turned to him as she puffed her cheeks, her watery innocent eyes narrowed at him...she was literally drilling holes in his heart.

"Ah! Yeah, of course, I would marry you, my angel...I already told you about it on our first night."

Poor Nezuko-chan's ear again became red as she again went to her secret hiding place.

Poor Kotoha was having a major breakdown in her system...

Kotoha.exe stopped working.

'Marry?! Waaah! This shameless man! How audacious! I am a divorced-no...I am a runaway wife! He dares to set his eyes on me! so forbidden and illicit!'

This is what happens when you mature too quickly for your age, your mind sometimes fail to comprehend such situations.

Damien again said seriously, "I am really serious Kotoha-san...but yeah, if talk has come to this then I should confess to Kanae and Shinobu also."

Both sisters also had some malfunctioning in their systems as he looked towards them and tenderly said,

"I am taking you two as my wives also."

The three mature milfs were having a major breakdown as their system was fixing bugs repeatedly,

'Marriage! with Damien! Marriage! with Damien! Marriage! with Damien! Marriage! with Damien!'

Their mind was sending popups like the chibi Damien in black tuxedo suit with a ring in his hands, he was kneeling on ground with his one knee and declaring his love to them.

'Well...I am really bad at this, anyways...'

"Nezuko-chan~~ Marry me in future along with them!"

Nezuko-chan got nosebleed as she also plopped on his shoulder.

Tanjiro was already fainted on ground.

The door burst open again as a boar headed muscled boy pounced towards him.

Damien just forwarded his hand and flicked his middle finger at his head, the poor boar-headed boy blasted off and smashed against the wall.

"Be obedient! I will be your father in future!"

A yellow-haired boy was thinking of jumping off the bridge after seeing this scene...though the bridge was only at 4 metres height.

'Why am I even alive? Just kill me already...why are you torturing me this way?'

Few moments later

Only Damien remained wake up meanwhile others had a major shutdown due to some really quick developments which was beyond their comprehension.

'Ah! Was I too hasty? Well anyways, sooner or later I would have proposed to them...though the ceremony would be delayed now.'

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{A/N : I decided to remove Susamaru and Spider demon mom from harem...I would also remove the arc of fight against the spider demon family.}