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Infinite Boxes of Infinite Pizzas

Tomorrow morning.

He is sitting up on his bed, with the pizza box in his hand. He have already eaten some of it's slices and refilled it by just closing it.

He is now going to upgrade this, though he is unsure how it will turn out.

If it lost it's capability to refill itself infinitely, he would be force to buy another pizza on ODO and refill it.

"I really hope it turns out as I hope."

He can't really think of something better than an infinite amount of refills inside a pizza box. Maybe it will turn bigger or something?

Regardless, he wanted to try it.

[Would you like to upgrade (Infinite Ham & Cheese Pizza Box)?]

[(Infinite Ham & Cheese Pizza Box) upgraded to (Infinite Boxes of Pizza)]

The box of pizza in his turned shined for a bit before turning into a large delivery easily half his size.

"Woah!?"

He was surprised at the sudden weight, but managed to carry it with some effort.

"Why a box?" He asked.

He opens the carton box only to see a stack of pizza boxes inside it. The flavors are many.

He took one of the pizza box, the one with the pepperoni, and opens it. The beautiful smell of pepperoni and ground meat tickles his nose, stimulating his hunger despite being done eating awhile ago.

He decided to take all the box of pizzas out of the delivery box. There are a total of six flavors inside it.

After closing the box, he tries to open it again. His eyes widened when the empty box have another batch of pizza boxes inside it.

"... Wow!"

He tries to open one of the pizza box and eat a slice of it. Though when he tries to close and open it, it isn't refilled.

It seems like the box itself creates pizza boxes with different pizza flavors. Though each of these pizzas are not infinite.

But that's better because the pizza boxes itself are infinite.

"This is amazing! Now I don't need to look for any pizza flavors."

He discovered another thing. It seems like the box of pizza can create any flavors of pizza he is thinking at that time. So everytime he opens it, whatever flavor of pizza he is thinking, it will turn into that.

It is also limited to eligible pizza flavor. Trying to think something unbelievable like chocolate filled pizza or milk flavored pizza won't happen and it will just create the default ones, which are the six boxes of pizzas with different flavors.

Then he thought of something. He decided to upgrade this box and see if it will do something much better.

[Would you like to upgrade (Infinite Boxes of Pizza)?]

[(Infinite Boxes of Pizza) upgraded to (Infinite Boxes of Deluxe Pizza)]

The box containing pizza boxes turned larger. Now it is the same size as his bed.

"One more!"

[Would you like to upgrade (Infinite Boxes of Deluxe Pizza)?]

[(Infinite Boxes of Deluxe Pizza) upgraded to (Infinite Boxes of Infinite Pizzas)]

His eyes glinted in excitement, seeing his prediction hitting off the mark.

"This is it!"

He can already make a guess what this box can do.

The box containing pizza boxes now looks like a sturdy container. It is like his cold storage, but it's warm instead of cold.

He opens it and take one of the large pizza boxes inside it. The flavor of that pizza box reads Pineapple, Ham & Cheese.

He opens it, takes one slice and eats it. Then he closes it before opening it again. His smile grew as he saw it becoming whole again.

"Finally! I have unlimited amounts of pizzas!" He exclaims.

Then he turned to his other systems. Excitement and anticipation welling up in his heart.

"Now, I can convert this!"

~~o~~

The ODO and the DF are satisfied. He didn't become stingy and converted a lot of his infinite pizza boxes to their system, easily netting him decillions of points.

After the digits became that ridiculous, he decided to stop for now and make himself satisfied with it.

He thinks he can buy anything in these two systems now, so there is no need increase the numbers more.

"Great. I can finally create some security for myself!" He said.

He has been wanting that since he got stuck in here. He is not feeling so confident with just the windows and the walls. He wanted something that can protect him.

Automatic security is a must. He can't look out for himself all day and night. He still have to sleep. So he really needed something that can automatically secure him.

That's why, he wanted those security measures that he can buy from DF.

"I want the greatest security measures. Are there any weapons I can buy from your shop?"

["Here are the list of items you are looking for"]

He looks at the array of blueprints it shows to him. All of it are futuristic defense mechanism that can be installed on the building.

"I want it all. How can I set it up?"

["There is no need. The system will take care of that."]

"Neat!"

He took the time to look at the list of weapons in it before smiling.

"Then, I wanted to install a lot of these outside the walls. Can it be done?"

["Affirmative"]

"Good, let's start then!"

~~o~~

Outside the walls of the dilapidated building, something emerges on the walls of the second floor. It's like a hologram slowly materializing itself.

The outline of the thing is full of mechanical parts, and seems to have a streamlined appearance. It looks like a box with a lot of holes in it, then there are many pencil-shaped objects inside it.

As it slowly materializes itself, the savage birds and horned rabbits turned to it in curiosity.

Other things begins to materialize itself on the walls of this dilapidated building, all of it located outside of the second floor.

There is something that looks like a turret, others only have a single large nuzzle. There are others that looks like a large nuzzle from a cannon. There is also other that have a large rocket in it, and some that have a bulky chamber in it, and other that seems to have a gas tank with it.

These are all futuristic looking. Their silver gleam shines on the sunlight and it's optics seems to be scanning it's surroundings.

These are all futuristic defense mechanisms, originating from the Dimensional Firearms System. All of these weapons are originally something that must be outfitted on a starship or a galactic fortress.

All of these is possible thanks to the Dimensional Firearms System. It is not joking when it claims it is one of the systems that have the best of the best when it comes to weapon blueprints.

Inside the building, Neil looks at the outside with his eyes narrowed.

All his time here are spent in fear of being killed by those birds. He won't feel at peace if he didn't take care of them right now.

"This will happen sooner anyway. I'll just be doing it now." He muttered as his eyes stares at the flock of dangerous looking birds on the window. "DF, those weapons. How can I control it?"

["Your already registered by those starship-level arsenals. You only need to say the word and it will do as commanded."]

"Great!"

He glares at the birds on the outside.

He is going to kill someone again, though unlike the zombies that have the same appearance as humans, this is like pest extermination.

He won't feel as bad. He have seen how ruthless those birds are. He have to do it now and stop being hesitating.

"Then. I want all the hostiles out of these area!"

With that order, the large array of defense mechanism installed on the walls of the building pointed itself on the many creatures dotting this forest.

This will be the start of a massacre.

Now, he have an infinite supply of food, and also points for his other systems.

He is becoming more broken as time passes.

Next chapter will be a curbstomp!

See you next time!~

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