2 Time to School

My name is Ifritz, the son of Jinni Scretz my Mother, and Satan Madisgood my Father. My adventure will begin here, the adventure of the human world.

Which begin from curiosity. An adventure that will change the world.

Alright, back to the introduction.

How about family? Okay, my family is not a regular family. my family comes from nobility, the proof is, only nobles who have fungus in the butt, fungus symbolizes that our degree is higher than ordinary people. Fungus symbolizes purity, look how God put those fungus in our butt. God put it there, which shows, God has covered our ugliness with holiness. The more fungus, the more noble someone is.

My family and I are the type of race that has wings that can fly in the sky. Okay, it's time for school. I get up from my bed with happly.

"Ifritz!" my Mother shouted. "Yes Mom, I'm awake." I went to the the dining room. I wonder what Mother cooked today, I opened the serving cap-lvl 3 and what i see is fried chiken-lvl 2 even though lvl 2.

But if my mother made it, it become fried chicken-Lvl max (Extremly rare) No! maybe more than that, maybe it's an Immortal type. Okay, I eat my food right away. "Hmmmm."

I can felt the delicious taste on my tongue, beautiful bitter-bitter taste, I chewed with a joy, even i dont realize if there is nothing left fried chicken in my plane. Okay, it's time to go to school.

I immediately drinked a water and say goodbye to my Father. "Sucker Father, I go."

"IYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SEEEE YOUUUUU MYYYY SUCKKKKEEEER SONNNNNNN!" My father answered with his Madisgood accent. Madisgood race is normaly talk like that, they speak in a high tone.

"Ok sucker, bye." I quickly flay to school. My father looked at me with a slanted smile and mumbled. "Hah, sucker child."

When I was flying, the views of houses and buildings are clearly visible from here. And I saw my friend from distance, my friend that usually accompany me to go to school. "Kenji!" i called.

Kenji turned his head. "Oh Ifritz desu," respond my friend. Kenji is the type of race that resemibles me, of course because he has wings, but what is unique is, his accent and distinctive language, Kenji always uses the -desu word to end each sentence.

"Ifritz, I already told you desu, you called my name in a wrong spell, the right is Kaenjieeeeee! Desu".

"Oh yeah, Kaenjieeeeee!" i answered with a smile.

vSuddenly I remember my school homework. "By the way, did you have done the homework, Human Sciences? you know, something about human life".

"Oh, I have not yet desu," Kenji answered. "Are we the only ones who don't make it?"

"No, Fritz, I already asked my friend, he said he were not done yet too , it is too difficult he said desu."

"Yeah, not surspising, its kinda hard though."

"Did you know Fritz--"

"No!" interrupted me instant. "I haven't said anything yet?"

"Naruto right?"

"Yah, Naruto—"

"Kaenji! Can you not talk about anime for 5 minutes?" Kenji stopped for a moment. "So, after the Shinobi world war turned out ...." I just close my ears to hear this long blah-blah-blah.

After a long 'chat' finally i was arrived at school. We went down from a sky. Seen the security guard there. I greet the Securityman like a normal day. "Hi Securityman." The security guard answer with his big full smile, you wouldn't know how wide the smile was, because the securityman was BigMouth race, his mouth was even in same size of our body.

You know, if he want to, he can eat us in one bite. I keep my steps to class.

Not long, after few second my class was clearly visible, I entered the class and my eyes immediately focused on my seat, and i just look at my friend, his name is Writerz, he was sitting beside my desk.

His appearance is unique, making my eyes fresh again, colorful eyes that are half round. Very different from the eyes of most people.

Blue hair that is quite long to the shoulder, which is a mess.

He had a tail that on the tip of tail is a diamond-shaped and he also had two small horns on his forehead and he always put his flat ekspression on his face.

Immediately I sit down and prepared my cherry smile to greet him. "Hi Writerz."

"Hmmm ...." Writerz looked annoying as always.

"What?" asked me.

"You know."

"What?" asked again me.

"In the present conditions, I have to answer back to you, hi Ifritz. Like that?"

"Eh ...yes,  of course Writerz."

Of course you bazingga.

"O ..."

"So Writerz did you--"

"Hi Ifritz."

I only laugh madly in my mind.

I sighed. "So Writerz, have you done the homework?"

"Homework?" the Writerz answered innocently, as if his soul was holy.

"Oh ...," I replied

So he was not done yet too?

Every time I talk with him, everything just come to gloomy, i'm serious Writerz is a weird bit person, but that's what makes me like him.

Okay let me change the condition.

Ah, right, he was an unexpected person, how about give him a joke that he would not have expected and I was sure that would make him laugh.

"Writerz-Writerz."

"What is it Fritz?"

"Did you know the creatures that can speak, but unhearable?"

"Eh ...." Writerz looks confuse as i expected.

"Wait let me guess," said Writerz.

"It is you ...," Writerz answered with his innocent face.

"WRONG!" You can't guess, hahahaha. "

I sighed and ready to give the answer.

"The answer is deaf people."

"O ... really unexpected," answered Writerz while clapping his hands slowly.

I just look him with a flat exspresion.

Suddenly there was a faint sound. "hei-hei, teacher is coming."

The class leader quickly stand up. "Stand ... up ...."

"Good ... morning ... Mrs ... "

"Good morning, my damned children, now sit down."

As soon as we sit down, the teacher ask us about the homework. Then we answered in instantly. "Not yet Mrs ...!"

How not, the homework its be quite difficult for us to do alone and the homework was gived yesterday.

"Oh, it's not finish yet? Okay, because mrs is a damn teacher, all of you can do your homework in here, but remember. You have to finish it?"

"Yes, shit ...." We answer in unison.

Me and my friends started discussing.

"Hey guys, I know the answer of number 1," shouted my friend, which was in rank 1.

How could he not be, the student with the most highes card report school value and Exp (Experience), we can see how much Exp someone was, with the magic "ExpScene". In a school there are 2 things that can be obtained, first is Exp second is some random value in your card report school.

That value is not too important because its never noticed by the teachers but still, they write those values.

I once asked the teacher about this and the answer was 'This is just a tradition of foolishness of the past, this is created so that students realize that, card report card is not the goal of school, but experience and knowledge'.

But still the value and Exp become a gauge for how high the rank of someone, because the value must be balanced with Exp.

Okay now, the rank 1 is called Mamat and he is also our class leader, the name is cool, not like my friend Kenji, which is often ridicoulus, because his name sounds funny.

Kenji ....

Pft ....

What a name.

"The answer of number one is a foolish human," said Mamat.

Before we go on. There are several levels of humans.

1. Ridicoulus Human I (Common)

Average of most

human.

2. Ridicoulus Human II (Uncommon)

Leader of Ridicoulus Human I.

3. Ridicoulus Human III (Pretty Rare)

Humans that don't have

imagination, because their life is only

have 4 phases of life, just like

machine.

Created->Designed to school->Work->Broke.

4. Human half genius (Extremly

rare)

Humans can surpass his

own level has a extraordinary potential, however to unlock the potential

They must be do the sacrifices

laziness, prestige, lacking

self confidence.

5. Human genius (Immortal)

Humans are almost extinct

but never will. Has special ablity

"Thinking".

Okay now, lets we continue.

"Why is that the answer Mat?" asked me.

"Yes, who the heaven smart people who want to choose their leaders based on the words they just hear from other people and quickly they say it's the truth."

"Then, Mat, what the smart human will do?" asked Kenji.

Mamat fell silent then the Writerz immediately broke Mamat's silence.

"He won't care and just smiling hearing the ridicoulus human talking that thing they were smart, but what they know is an illusion that can be true or false.

Why do the smart-level human should cure the autistic human diseases, they won't be listen to him, so when you talk to pigs they not gonna listen to you unless you give him a food."

All of class was silenced for a moment.

"Its makes sense," said Mamat.

"Shut up." said Writerz.

"Okay now number 2, what makes a human show in a magic box that humans call TV, can attract a lot of interest the audience," I asked to change this gloomy condition.

Mamat smiling and prepare to answer. "It's easy, they will do stupid and useless things. They may not be funny people, but they are smart, they will pay someone to become their UNLIMITED bullying.

Whether it's physical or whatever, and of course they will hire professional people who are ready to laugh crazy no matter how funny and cringe the joke is, they will laugh madly and take out their kecak dance moves.

We stoped on silent hearing a long explain from Mamat.

"Ow," said Writerz.

"Okay-okay, now number 3 here, how many human toxid children are on this earth," I said.

"Hah, I know that, I read in a book, he said, about 40% of human children are toxid children, but since the emergence of TIKTOG organizations, toxid children started to appear everywhere and began to rise istantly to 70%," said Mamat proudly.

"Okay now number 4, when Germany succeeded in invading the human world, who succesed to bring down Germany."

Kenji immediately raised his hand. "Oh! Oh! I know that."

"Yes, Kenji."

Kenji said the answer while reading a book. "Hitler was defeated by the IAE group or Indonesia-America-England, this group succesed to capture Hitler.

Although the comparison of their forces was far from Hitler's army, namely 1:10. Victory is still a mystery because at that time, the entire country was destroyed. "

"Okay, thank you Kenji for your answer from reading the book."

"Your welcome desu."

We immediately write down the results of our discussion in our book.

Hah, the homework is finally finish. Now, just wait for the bell.

Bre-rer-rer-rer-rer!

The sound of our bell ringing.

"Kids are you done yet?" asked the teacher.

"It is ...." We answer proudly.

I and my friends give the homework to Mrs.

"it's time to go home. Please lead your friends to pray Mat." said Mrs.

Today our school has meeting, so the time of study is just few hours.

"Yes Mrs," said Mamat.

"Well friends, before we go home, how cursed we are if we pray first, pray begin."

With the silence of the class, Mamat begin to read the prayer.

"To the God, please dont let your servant fall to toxidness of human. Keep us away from ridicoulus of human. Omewa mo shinderu."

"Omawa mo shinderu," we closed the prayer in unison.

"-Desu," vaguely Kenji end the sentence.

After closing the prayer, quickly we go to home.

I left the school gate happily.

Hmm still morning. What better should i do?

And Kenji just give a solution.

"Hei Fritz, you free right?"

"Yes, whats matter Ken"--I arranged my voice --"Um ... Kaenjieeee!"

"Let's watch human shows, but not in the magic box, we go to the location directly desu."

"Huh? You know the place."

"Yes-yes, it's Kaenjieeeee boi.... okay, let's go desu."

I just nodded, because it really sound interesting. Who knows?

Shortly after flying here and there, we finally arrived.

Kenji and I activate our Magic Eye and soon after, we can see and hear humans around the place.

We live in their Earth's atmosphere, so the location of our world and their world are very connected.

It's a fantastic feeling, a moments of seeing the human world.

"Ha ... " I sighed and watch the beauty view.

"This the place Jieee?"

"Yes, Fritz."

"What are they doing Jieee?"

"You didn't know who they are? They are KARMA Real Life desu."

"Oh the show, yeah."

Karma Real life is a reality show about a unseen creature that causes some trouble to human. Its kinda interesting how the unseen creature can take control of human body.

Well that proved there is a lot of mysterious thing that exist in this world. Because of the intiligent of the human of course, now we knew there is any kind of creature that cant be seen.

Shortly thereafter came the person from behind the shadows with the accompaniment of smackdown songs.

"Let's welcome Rioy Kiyoshi," said the person who was holding an object that could enlarge the sound.

"Alright now I will call the participants who have problems with his sexual, lets welcome, Sangefull Jamil Nogay--it was a name," shouted Mr. Rioy.

Someone from behind the stage appeared.

And immediately Pak Rioy asked Mr. Sange "So Mr. Sangefull, what are the details of your problem."

"You know i have problem that make me gay, but I don't feel so gay."

"So that's how it is, how many months have you felt this problem?"

"About Two--"

"Tatatata ...," pak Rioy said and swinging his finger.

"I could find out just by smelling it, by smelling the smells I could see the numbers.

Hmm ... I see the number 2. 2 months, right? "Asked Mr. Rioy.

"Sorry sir, a little incorrect, I mean 12 months".

"....." Mr. Rioy was silent with his serious expression.

"Opzzzz ... I can feel the presence of supernatural beings in you."

"Really Sir? So I was not a homo even though I'm homo? I knew it." Mr. Sangefull answered panicly.

"That's right, and I will drag this creature out of your body."

"Okay sir, I do anything for that, anything ...."

"... get away from me."

"What sir?"

"No, now what you should do is go to the far place from this country. Don't ever, ever come back here because these creatures are very strong in this country. So you have to leave and don't come back."

"Oh thank you sir Rioy Kiyoshi I will do it."

"Remember leave and dont come back."

"Alright now this show will continue with my drama show, which tell me about my little life entitled 'The Little Rioy adventure Not Fake stories I Promise. I'm not lied, my mother is the prove'."

Kenji and I don't really understand the show but, what we know is that they really seem can see creatures that we can't see.

"Ah, it's over, let's go back Kenji."

"Fritz, my name is not--"

"I'm tired, lets just go home."

"Okay, let's go desu."

I arrived at my house.

I waved my arms at him. "Bye Jieee."

"Bye desu."

I arrived at the front of the house and immediately knock the door.

"Dad, im home."

"YESSSsss FRIIIIITZZZZZZZZZZZ I COOOMMIIIINNNGGG SUCKKEEEEERRR !!!!!!!!!!!!!"

my Father yelled like a rock singer from inside the house.

The door opened.

"WHEREEEEE YOOOOUUUUUU BEEEENNNNN FRIIITTTTZZZZ , I TOOOOUUUGGHHHTTT TODDDDAYYYY YOUUUUU AREEEE GOOOOIIINGGGG TOOO COMMMEEE EEEARRRLLIIEEEER!?"

I immediately closed my eardrum. "DAD! KENJI JUST PERSUADE ME TO GO OUTSIDE BEFORE GO TO HOME"

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHH YAAAAA, ITSSSSSS OKAAAAYYY, COOOMEEE INNNN, NEEXXTTT TIIIMEEEE TELL YOOOUUUR MOM!"

"OKEEAAAAAHHHHH!" I shouted, teasing my father.

"...."

"Not funny, get in now," my Father answered softly.

Then I step my foot into my room to change my clothes.

When passing through the family room, it seems my mother is watching a news program on 'OrbWatcher'.

Orb Watcher is a magic tool that copied a magic box, you know that box, there a show human in it.

"Fritz-Fritz, see there is sadistic sewing news," Said my Mother.

Teret-Teret-Tet-Teret-Tetet!

The sound of the news soundtrack that I usually hear is heard.

"Someone was poisoned when drinking mix caffeine-lvl max coffee, but the police had investigated and find out that coffee is mixed with caffeine-lvl max, not coffee mix caffeine-lvl max, but coffee mix caffeine-lvl 9 instead of max, luckily satanapolis can immediately find out, the police are amazing now.

But there is a new fact, that there is cyanide-lvl max in coffee, this poison is very dangerous because it can be caused people turned to toxic child disease just like a human.

Currently, Jesseca's suspect is being arrested, Jesseca can be entangled in the Constitution 5491 paragraph 2 which contains' Whoever makes other people toxid will suffer.

After the news was over, I immediately continued my footsteps to the room.

"I want to take a rest Mom."

"Yeah go take a rest, don't push your self Fritz."

I open the door and my bed is seeing. I jump to the bad and take relax nap.

Hah, the human world, what a wonderful world? If I can go to the human world that's will be awesome....

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