1 Ch.1 Wtf...is this really happening.

HEEEELLLPPP!!!! someone just stole my purse (a hot blond lady) hey isn't that Paris Hilton(random guy#1) yeah I think that is(random guy#2)

This is what I hear coming out of a TacoBell in the downtown area of Los Angeles. Hey my name is Anthony Johnson, but friends would call me Tony, if I had any.

I've just finished 12 tortuous years of school it is finally summer time. And I was just fueling up and getting ready for a epic night of video gaming. That's why there is currently a burrito hanging out my mouth and 2 more bags chock full. So anyway, I just came out the door to be bumped into by a sprinting man who is carrying a slightly large purse.

Tony: aaahh hell. the shock of the bump made my burrito which was in my mouth smush against my chin and neck.

Then my brain finally registers the content of the shout I heard. So I drop my bags and start chasing after him thinking I can kill two birds with one stone by getting revenge for my lost burrito and rewarded for retrieving the stolen purse.

As I chase the dude for bout half a block without him noticing because only a idiot will yell at someone who doesn't know you are chasing him. I see him digging through the purse while running only to just drop it and continue to run. I debated whether to keep chasing or to just collect the purse I just chose to do the latter. I approach the purse to see that it was still open so i pick it up and peer in to see the contents only to hear a light growl and see a black blur. I suddenly feel a sharp pain in my jugular. Not realizing what was happening I try to pull the "thing" off me only to create a bigger wound. It freaking latched into to my throat and the yank just then cause blood to now gush out. I now began to try to slam it in the ground by lying prone and it finally released itself from my neck.

As I lay on the burning hot cement feeling weaker and weaker I get a good look at the culprit only to see one of those tea cup dogs.

All I can think right is WTF!!!

This cant be real, it just can't. I refuse to believe this. This can't be happening. I'm dying from this cute little puppy. In what world can such a cute thing kill a adult Male. This is complete BS. I suffered through 12 years of school to retrieve my freedom only to die. Why couldn't this if happened after summer or before highschool.

And as I lay there in extreme disbelief of and in the world I passed on.