Chapter 1: Fuck you WN, chap didn't save.

So this didn't save. Fuck you WN.

Well.

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(This will probably be the only chapter in first person, Im just too lazy to rewrite it into 3rd person)

You know how it feels to hit your funny bone? Imagine that all over your body, the moment I hit the ground that was what I felt. Yeah, not great. It was just your aver- Skipped because fuck exposition or whatever it was called, its gonna be useless anyway -

Anyway, being in a surrounding that's pitch black all around really starts feeling uncomfortable after the first 4 minutes, its quite disorientating to not see your own body parts, or even a hint of light anywhere in the surrounding, luckily, just as I was about to start daydreaming to pass the billions of years that most fanfic protagonists sit through before a higher being comes, a light appeared.

"Hey" Rob said (Do I even need to explain what rob stands for on this site?)

"Hello, I assume you are god, or some sort of ROB?" I replied

"Yup, and you've got 3 wishes, along with 3 wishes for the world you choose" Rob responded.

"Cool, so, uh, what exactly counts as a 'world wish'?" I asked

"Glad you asked, anything that effects events or the timeline/background such as if you wanted to go to Highschool DXD, you could wish for the school to become CoEd 2 years earlier." Rob answered.

"Aight, may I start?"

"Go ahead."

"Ok, then for the world I want to be reincarnated into, I choose the world of UnOrdinary from the Korean comic by Uru-chan"

"Oh? Thats a rather rare choice, most reincanees end up choosing more…. Cultured worlds."

"Just because its not cultured, docent mean it can't be made cultured right?"

Rob, the floating lightbulb that he is suddenly has a smile appear on his/its/IhaveNoFuckingClue face. It takes nearly all my willpower to not immediately turn away and request for an adult…. What does the smile look like? Well… If you've seen the meme video where one guy tells another "Smile, and maybe they will smile back" and he smiles at a girl….. yeah… that.

"That can be done, and so, free of charge the world will have harems be legal, just to make your future a bit more smooth."

"Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well"

"Indeed, now, who do you wanna transmigrate as? Or would you like to go as yourself?"

"Well, it just wouldn't be right if I didn't choose to be John, however I want to make a few changes."

"Alright, name them."

"I want to be John in terms of the timeline as after the his Boston incident, however I don't want the incident to happen, which I wanna use a world wish to remove because he was an absolute asshole. Next, I want Celine (Have to recheck if that was her name) to also go to Wellston High School just like John, and lastly, I want John to be a master fucking chef, to the point where the Soma form Food Wars would be ashamed of himself if he ever ate food that John cooked."

"Done, done, and done. Now, since you don't have any world wishes left, what are your wishes?"

"I want to have all the powers of all Heroes from the Natsuverse/Fateverse whatever you wanna call it to their full extent."

"You know you will be OP right?"

"Yup, next I want to be able to have Teleportation powers up to a multiversal scale, and lastly a multiverse shop that I can buy 4 things from for free"

"Done, alright, well have fun and remember to not come back here too fast"

"Will do, thanks Rob!"

"Bye Bitch"

"Hey, what do you mean bi-" and thus I was snapped out of existence.

Next chapter title: Hey you, you're finally awake

AN: Robs words were in bold so the it would be easier to differentiate between them, but now it's suddenly not in bold.