25 Chapter 24 (Editor Version)

(A.N : WARNING! This Chapter is the continuation of Chapter 23! But Editor Version!)

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Inside of a carriage.

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"Guh, I am starting to debate whether living is worth it or not..." Natsu is currently a shade of green so vibrant, somebody might mistake him for a massive emerald. "Hey, Big Brother Daniel, why do we need to take a carriage? Wouldn't you carrying me and Lucy be faster?"

"If I were to do that, wouldn't that be boring but, you do have a point. Since you are pretty fast by yourself, you can run and I will carry Lucy." Daniel got off the bench he was sitting and held both of his arms out, facing Lucy. "Of course, it must be a princess carry!"

Lucy immediately flushed a bright shade of red. "Like hell, I am climbing into your arms!" When Daniel heard this, he couldn't help but sigh, "Jeez, Lucy. You really aren't honest with yourself, are you?" Lucy, an even brighter shade of red now, just turned around and ignored him.

"It's ok, Uncle Daniel, you can carry me in your arms" Happy flew to Daniel's arms. With Happy being so soft and fuzzy, he really had no complaints, even though Happy keeps calling him an Uncle.

'Man, she is no fun. Oh well, at least I have the voices in my head- I mean the Unlimited Fantasy System to talk to'

*Ding* 'I do not give a shit if you are bored! Fuck off!'

'... Ok, when the hell did you become so aggressive? I kinda like it...'

*Ding* Sorry to disappoint but I do not have a gender. If I did, I guess I would be a male." When Daniel heard this, his soul immediately got sucked out. "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!?????"

Daniel's sudden outburst scared everyone in the carriage. "Big Brother Daniel, what the hell happened?" Natsu was the first to react.

Daniel, still pale and depressed, said "I just discovered a memory that I must destroy. Please do not ask any questions or I might puke." Daniel was quick on his feet and immediately remembered he 'lost his memory' so he gave this excuse.

After a fairly long time, Daniel, Natsu, Lucy, and Happy finally arrived at the person who requested the job's mansion. His wife invited everyone in for some tea and, naturally, they agreed. They saw the person who requested the job and

"Nice to meet you all. My name is Kaby Melon and I posted this job." Hearing his name, Happy and Natsu immediately perked up. "Melon!?" "What a tasty sounding name" Daniel shook his head. 'Forget Melon, who the hell names their child Kaby?' Of course, he didn't say this out loud. That would be rude.

"Hey, that is rude, both of you!" Lucy, as if on cue, immediately scolded them. Daniel also told them to be quiet because he didn't want to be here all day, listening to jokes he has already heard. Lucy's opinion of Daniel improved, even more, when he scolded them.

Thank you but, I get that all the time." Kaby Melon said, laughingly. "Now then, let us get down to business." "Right" Everyone replied.

"I would like you to destroy a book in Duke Everlue's possession called Daybreak."

Natsu, even with Daniel telling him to be quiet, he couldn't help but yell "Just this? Then, this 200 thousand Jewel will be a cinch to get!"

Kaby Melon was confused "You do realize the reward has turned into 2 million, right?" Natsu's, Lucy's, and Happy's eyes fell out of their head. The only one that wasn't surprised was Daniel. "2-2-2 million!?" They shouted. Daniel started to feel like an arrogant young master. 'You freak out about 2 million? Bunch of lowly peasants!' Chuckling to himself, he continued to listen.

"If all we need to do is destroy a book, let's go, guys!" Natsu immediately ran out. He literally had money in his eyes. "Wait up, Natsu!!!" Lucy and Happy immediately chased after him with money in both of their eyes too. Daniel just sighed. 'If this is how they react when they see a 2 mil reward, I wonder how they will react when they see the S class rewards? Still though, don't they find this just a tad bit too suspicious? I mean, sure, I know the future and all but isn't 2 mil a bit much for burning a simple book?' Thinking this, Daniel followed behind them.

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Everlue's Mansion

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Lucy walked up to the entrance of the Mansion. "Excuse me, I heard you were looking to beautiful maids! I'm here for the position! Is anyone home?" Daniel, Natsu, and happy were hiding behind a tree and encouraging her. "Good luck!" "Don't screw up!" "Your boobs are big! You will do fine!"

Obviously, that last comment was Daniel's. Before Lucy could retort, a massive figure came out of the ground and landed in front of Lucy. Now, I'm sure you have seen thick, but I don't think you have seen D U M M Y T H I C C!!! This T H I C C lady was wearing a maid outfit and with her pink hair and her Hungolomghnonolougongus boobs, it is perfect. If only it wasn't for her face that looked more masculine that even Elfman's and a stomach that could rival those legendary stomaches you hear in yo momma jokes, it would be perfect.

"Are you the one applying for the maid position?" Lucy, who was in a daze immediately woke up and said, in a nervous tone. "Yes!" The massive maid nodded and yelled, "Master, you have someone wanting to join!" A few seconds after she said that, a man came flying out of the ground, yelling some in some weird language, "Boyoyo!" "Are you the one applying?" A middle-aged man with his nose hair shaped in a mustache, and a stomach the size of a barrel, asked her. "Y- Yes!" Lucy said. After Lucy said this, the middle-aged man started to stare her down. 'Yikes, what the hell is with this guy!?' Lucy was screaming internally for her life.

After the middle-aged man stared her down, he said, "No. Go away, ugly!" When Lucy heard this, she immediately became depressed. "You heard him, go away, ugly." The huge maid said as she picked Lucy up and threw her into the forest.

Daniel caught her and put her down on the ground. Lucy was too depressed to even react to the fact that Daniel caught her. "Man, you are useless!" Natsu said to the depressed Lucy. "NO! That Everlue guy's weird sense of beauty! Lucy practically screamed. "That is an excuse, Lucy." Happy pointed out. "Fine, if Lucy is going to be too useless to try anything else, let's switch to plan B." Daniel said, with a wicked expression. Lucy became even more depressed.

"Huh? Big Brother Daniel, what is plan B!" Natsu questioned. This time, Daniel's smile got even more terrifying. "I call it the 'Fuck You, I Do As I Like' plan. Natsu was curious but, looking at Daniel's expression, he didn't say anything.

"WHAT THE HELL!!!!??? YOU CALL THIS A PLAN!?" Lucy screamed as Daniel destroyed the massive gate. "The plan was pretty obvious the moment I said it. You should work on your context clues, Lucy." Being in Fairy Tale for so long, their logic slowly seeped into Daniel's brain. He still retained the everything else so he is still calm and more mature than most but his plan building skills are almost non-existent. "Since we have already done this, are you guys ready to fight!?" Daniel yelled.

Honestly, even Natsu thought this was a horrible idea but, after thinking about Daniel's strength, both Happy and Natsu yelled "Aye!!" While Lucy was sitting down, praying for her life.