1 What the duck(but instead of d, it’s f because otherwise it appears as Chapter 1)?!?!?!

It's Tuesday. My favorite day. Actually just the morning part of Tuesday. Maybe I should've mentioned it's 2AM.

I'm out at the club. I see some hot girls and I walk over. I make eye contact with one of them. She immediately leaves with the rest of her friends. What the f*ck.

I'm surprised one of them stayed, so I go to who I think is her friend. She looks at me, cheerfully and says "How May I help you?"

Oh yea, that's right, she's a bartender. "Nothing." I remember why I came here now. I was proposing to this girl I liked, she was the bartender. Maybe I had a few drinks too many.

I call a Buber to take me home. I didn't expect that the ride would be more than 3 Bollars so after a block, I decided to walk the rest of the way, but I was in the middle of the bridge.

He didn't let me off, I really hope he didn't think I was trying to kill myself. I'm too handsome to do that. Anyway, I told the driver that I didn't have enough money. I guess he thought I was trying to kill myself, so I got a ride home for free. What the f*ck.

But once again. I'm too handsome to kill myself. I got off at my house. I'll have you know that I live in a great neighborhood for rich people. Granted I only rent part of the house, but I tell people I live in Bompton. The richest neighborhood in the world according to Borbes. Everyone who owns a house here is at least a millionaire.

I walk into my home, grab a couple of beers, and walk to my room. I'm so depressed that I drink every bottle within 10 hours. I fall asleep.

When I wake up I feel more energetic than usual. I don't know why. I jump off my bed and hit my head on the ceiling. I fall and all of a sudden I'm in this pitch black darkness of who knows where. What the f*ck"

In my head I hear, "Welcome to Unique Resistance - Miraculous Operating Missions System. You will now be sent back to the last time you woke up."

"What the f*ck is going on."