1 "There is an alien inside my head"!!
Falling....
Falling.....
falling...
....
'Damn for how long am I gonna fall?!'thought Ciara
'Uhh! what a weird dream this is'.
'Though I had weirder dreams before'.
'Whatever, not the right time to think about that'
Shaking off her thoughts the wondered
'how long have I been falling?'.
' It must have been half an hour already 'she sighed
'Why isn't that annoying alarm waking me up now! it always wakes me up when I don't want to!'
When a certain person was immersed in her thoughts a flash of light surrounded her, enveloping her whole body.
Like an Angel descending from heaven, she landed beautifully
(Author: Oh it was beautiful all right! )
She landed and rolled right into the mud!
(Ciara: "Hey! Author-sama what bullsh*t are you spouting! What descending from heaven!more like getting kicked out of heaven!")
Like an angel getting kicked out of heaven*cough*
she rolled down the dusty land and fell into a muddy pond
*splurt*
"blah!! what sort of dream is this!!" exclaimed Ciara spitting out a mouth full of muddy water
"It tastes so real!Blah!"
'Is this one of Lili's pranks?'.
'If it is then she better start running because even god won't be able to save her from my wrath"
'Oh so disgusting! Yuck!!' she thought.
After struggling for twelve minutes, three slips and one weird slippery thing circling her ankles.
Ciara jumped off the pond with a squeal
"Kyaa!!! something weird touched my foot"."Someone help me!!".
After screaming and running around and rubbing her ankles red, She finally calmed down to take a look at the situation.
Staring at a large cliff she whistled an impressed tune
*pheuh**phuh*
'Woah! what a huge cliff probably more than a 30 feet drop from there, nobody would survive jumping from there'.
'Whoever pushed me must have truly loved me'
'to plan such a perfect murder'.
Placing her hand on her heart she said
'Ah! I can almost feel the deep feelings they have for me.'
A charming smile with a hint of mischief formed on her face, covered in mud and dirt
If someone saw her right now they would without a doubt misunderstand her for a ghost rising from the ashes to take revenge on her wrongdoers
'Wait till I meet you I will surely send you a return gift, better than the heartfelt gift you sent me today!'
Turning around and looking at the black pond she said, "good thing this....pond? saved me".
Bowing to the pond she said "Oh muddy and disgusting pond-Sama.No! Oh, benevolent and kind pond-sama thank you for saving this ungrateful one's life and may you be a lake.no! The Sea.no! May you be the ocean surrounding this ungrateful world in your next life! May you be as clear as the night sky! Oh kind and benevolent pond -sama"
After praying for pond-sama*cough*The pond,
She started cleaning her face with her equally dirty hands
'UH! it's only getting worse!'
After giving up cleaning herself
she then started stretching her arms and legs.
*clack**clack*
fixing her sore neck she thought
'I wonder who has the b*lls to kidnap me and reduce me to this state!'
'ME!!!!
'The King of Tokyo!'
'The President of YK!'
'The most powerful company in the whole world!'
'Every country's president and business tycoons are scared sh*tless by me!'
Those old bastards that underestimated me , even calling me"young and foolish" were sent to King Yama by me!'
'My house has the highest security in the world and the only ones who known how to enter are the girls and I trust them!'
'So then what happened?'.
' How did I end up here?!
'more importantly'
"WERE THE HELL AM I?!" she screamed to the sky causing an echo
"Uh! I shouldn't have been so lou-
*rumble*
before she could finish her sentence she was interrupted by mid-boulder sized rocks falling down the cliff
Ciara:"!!!!!!!"
turning around and running away at the speed of light, from her impending doom*cough*the boulders!
Running away from the boulders!
She slipped on the muddy banks of the 'benevolent' pond-sama.and fell face-first onto the ground.
'Owwie!! my nose!'
She thought before realizing her situation,
she shouted ".HELP!!! SOMEONE HELP!!"⊂(⊙д⊙)つ
too bad the only reply she got was the thunderous sound of doom
*cough*
boulders(Author-sama: Ahh!! I just love torturing my charecters*satisfied grin*)
a few seconds later~
Ciara got buried under a pile of rocks, all scratched and sore trying to get up she thought
'Uh!!! I'm gonna pass out or throw up or maybe both'
before the world started to dim she gave one last comment
'Gonna pass out'.
during the process of fainting, she heard a squeaky voice inside her head
???:[host please don't die! Wake up!]
'Oh god! A rock must have hit my head'.
'I'm hearing weird voices now'
???:[host please do not call my voice weird, it is very rude!]
Ciara:"..."
???:[Rise and Shine host! wake up! we have a lot of work to do!]
the voice squeaked cheerfully as if giving good news
Ciara:"...!"
???:[come on my dear host we mustn't be lazy! Quick! get up!!]
Ciara:"...!!"
Ciara: "KYAA!!! THERE IS AN ALIEN INSIDE MY HEAD!!!!!!!!"
