2 Curse of the system

At first, David truly thought the system was a scammer but she never stopped nagging him for the entire day, and even when he woke up in the morning, she was still there. To further prove her words, whenever David would call out to any of his powers, a screen would appear in front of his face, showing him the descriptions of the power in question. It also helped that even when David was away from his phone, he could still hear the system rambling on in his mind no matter where he went.

"So the human is finally ready to accept the truth?" "I don't know if I trust you yet." "And why is that little human?" "I knew it—you were an old hag." "HOW DARE YOU?" "I'm not the one who barged into someone else's mind." "Hmph!" "As for your other question, it is simple: just because you said some truths doesn't mean there aren't any lies mixed in." "Fine, whatever you Douche, go ruin a girl's dream. This is definitely not what I expected doing my job to be like." "Wait, am I your first?" David could almost feel the system blush as she hmphed again. "Anyways, what even are you? Like, are you a succubus or something?" "NO, I'M A SYSTEM!" "A succubus system?" "NO A SEX SYSTEM, I AM THE ULTIMATE OVERPOWERED SEX SYSTEM!!!" "Yeah, right, your abilities suck." "Fuck you, human." "To remind you, I was fucking yesterday, and your sudden appearance ruined that, so the reason I'm not getting fucked is you!" "Oh, boo-hoo, please don't blame your incompetence on my sudden arrival." "I wouldn't have even arrived if you weren't having sex." "So now I'm at fault for an alien thingy intruding in my head because I dared have sex with a hot chick?" "No, only because of the sex part. It would have worked just as well if you were fucking an ugly woman or a fat man." "Disgusting, Why would I fuck a fat man?" "Who else would agree to fuck a douche like you?" "Woman, are you from out of this world..? I was fucking a hottie!" "Fine, name me your long list of all these hot women you've been fucking, as there must be such a vast amount of them." "You saw me fuck her!" "Than name her!" "I don't remember her name; it was a one-time thing!" "Maybe you didn't fuck her well enough!" "I didn't fuck her well enough because of you, and for your information, it was a dating app for single one-off fucks only, no long-term commitments." "Like I care!" "THATS IT, I GET IT, YOUR JEALOUS!" "What!?" "No, I'm not!" "Yeah, you are!" "Nah." "Yeah." "Nuh uh." "Yeah you are!" "Nope!" "Yeeeep." "This is going nowhere." "HA You admitted it indirectly." "No but I have something important to tell you." "And what's that?"

"If you will not become 1.5 times stronger than you are in 30 days time you will instantly die." "WAIT WHAT THE FUCK!" "Yes, that is the curse of the system, and now that you have one, you must do it or you will die." "FUCK YOU BITCH! LEAVE MY HEAD NOW!" "Nope." "OUT OUT OUT!" "I can't do that even if I wanted to, and with how much of a douche you are, I don't really want to either." 'You bitchy hag." "Silly human." "Fuck it! I don't have time to waste on you. How the fuck do I get to increase my strength by so much in only 30 days?" "Even if I powerlift day and night, I won't become one and a half times as strong as I currently am in just 30 days!" "Isn't it obvious, Douche?" "You gotta fuck a girl." "That's exactly what you want me to do." "Duh why do you think the curse of the system even exists?" "Wait, but how come I didn't get stronger when I fucked the blondie with the blue eyes?" "Helloo, did you forget when you got your powers? You got them after you got kicked out of her house!" "What kind of garbage cultivator are you?" "What's being a farmer got to do with anything?" "What farmer? I said cultivator!" "That's the same thing!" "No, it's not!" "OK, then what's the difference?" "A farmer is someone who grows food, a cultivator is one who grows his powers." "So his powers are creating food, or are his skills in milking cows the power in question?" "NO!" "Woman, you confuse me so bad and we just met yesterday." "Cultivators have ranks of power they start at Qi refining, then there's Foundation building, then the next level up is the Golden core, which is followed by the Nascent soul, and so on." "The fuck is that gibberish?" "Hhhh, I give up." "Find a girl, make her spread her legs for you, and try and get as many thrusts as you can in her, OK?" "ok." "Remember to make it pleasurable for her while also allowing you to hold on for long enough to get as many thrusts as you can." "Ok, I got it already." "Good. But back to the problem: Where can I even get a girl?"

"I don't know, maybe pay for a hooker or fuck all your neighbours in a grand orgy for all I care. Maybe start by doing more exercise, it'll make you a little more attractive." "That's actually a good idea, but aren't I already good enough looking?" "Meh, you're like a 7.9 out of 10 for male beauty, which for women is like a 5 out of 10." "So my female equivalent is a 5 out of 10." "Yeah, a girl you rate as a 5 is what they rate you as." "Hmm, I wouldn't say no to a five, but I wouldn't go out of my way for one either." "If that's true, then you're a horn dog." "It seems you don't understand men well enough." "Well, get to work, you have 30 days, and time is ticking."