1 Emotion System

Takao was currently in his chamber watching a random Naruto episode, he looked at Itachi particularly, his face was extremely solemn.

"This man Itachi is really one of the kind... I am pretty sure his farts don't stinks... in fact it may even smell good. Hell, I can't portray this guy shitting, he surely don't need to do so." He said with a frown while touching his chin in contemplation.

While he is lost thinking about whether or not Itachi has ever been disgraceful, something almost impossible happened !

BOOOM

A huge strike of thunder descended upon Takao and his chamber instantly destroying everything... except his Saitama figurine which curiously stand unaffected.

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"So... you are going to the ATG verse with a system blablabla I assume that you will be overjoyed and all that stuff, but I am quite busy kid so don't take my time too much, be brief, do you have questions ?"

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"Please tell me, I won't go with my current appearance won't I ?" Takao said worried

"Why would you change your appearance ?"

"Why ? Why ?! Because I am ugly of course ! Well not ugly but I am not handsome enough !" Takao yelled, crying in the process.

"Alri-"

"Sasuke !" Takao yelled once more, this time grinning like a madman.

"... just get out of my sight..."

A white flash enveloped Takao and the famous ost "Just Say Run" of My Hero Academia resounded, why ? I don't know but that seemed to trigger the shonen spirit of Takao because the last thing he yelled before leaving this space was...

"PLUS ULTRA !"

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"Ain't no way... ain't no f*cking way..." Takao, now Sasuke said

He took the time to observe his surroundings and himself to process that it was reality.

He touched himself, his torso, his legs and finally his face to feel something against his skin, just to be sure that it was real and not a dream.

"That's... insane. It feels real but... damn." He said

Slowly... he took a step... then two... then three and immediately began to run.

This feeling of speed... this pure air that he was using...

"YES ! HAHAHA ! F*CK YES !" Tears of joy came out as he ran, he climbed the tallest tree with ease and arrived at the top of the tree.

"Wow..." The view is simply breathtaking, the greenery is something out of what Earth have, it was simply fantastic. He even saw a city not far from here.

After he calmed himself, he decided to walk in the direction of what he expect to be Floating Cloud City.

Meanwhile he inspected his body more precisely...

"Hum... my package is quite good. Not difficult to improve from the previous one honestly..." He muttered

"Let's get serious now..." He said with a frown, his face showing a tremendous amount of concentration.

"Who is going to have the honor to be part of my harem ? Hum... firstly that Qingyue girl is an indisputable, Little Fairy ? Yeah she have potential too, I can see her as my 3rd or 4th wife. I need to enough to at least make a soccer team with my wives." Takao said

"Ding ! I hate to be that type of guy that interrupts your thoughts..." Takao jolted at the voice in his mind but immediately he frowned.

Something told him that he absolutely loved to be that guy...

"Whatever Siri, just explain me how to exploit you, and quickly if you may, I have wives to recruit." Takao said impatiently

"Oh ? But If my data are true, and I like to think they are, you have absolutely zero experience with the opposite sex don't you ?" The system replied

"Pfff... you must be coded in JavaScript or C++ to have such poor thinking... Okay I will explain you why I am 100% sure to seduce everyone here..." Takao said

"I just have to not simp and this is in the bag brother." Takao said with a smile

"What...?"

"They all simp here, when woman will see that I am not a simp, they will naturally be attracted."

"...I am not sure of this..."

"Of course you are not sure of this, you are a shitty program coded with a shitty language and I am sure you are filled of bugs. Don't worry about this brother. Now tell me how I get strong." Takao said

"I am the Ultimate Emotion System, it's quite simple. You have three way of gaining strength :

Hate points : You can buy skills

Cool Points : You can buy items

Love points : You can buy special powers and misc (bloodlines etc...)

Is that clear ?"

"Cristal clear, I have to generate these emotions toward me to gather points which can be used to buy everything related to anime, manga, novels. That's neat." He said

"Host, for now you only have access to Sasuke skill set prior the Rinnegan, I advice you to stay in the forrest and train and cultivate as canon will start in 6 months." The System advices

"That's what I was going to do anyway..."

And just like that, Takao crazy journey began.

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