1 Dying twice in a month

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

So let`s start all with a good old truck story. Once there was an ordinary man who worked in an ordinary company and lived an ordinary life. And one day the wretched human was struck by a truck and spent an unknown period of time in the darkness where he came to the conclusion that despite any hardships living is better than being dead. As the idea crossed his mind, a white portal opened in front of him and sucked him inside.

When he opened his eyes again, he saw a white ceiling. After spending some time trying to adjust to the light coming from the rising sun through the window, he finally saw that he was in a plain wooden room with a single bed. As he was looking himself on the window and wondering how the hell he was a little kid, he saw an emblem through the window which took his breath. It was a fan-shaped emblem with red and white colors mixed.

- How the heck is it even possible? - was the only thing in his mind.

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(after some time)

Kazuma, as he came to know his name or this poor body`s old host`s name, was going through the streets in the district. He was processing all the absurd things he came to know in the past couple of days. First, he was really in Naruto world. Initially, he was shocked by this information. Even though he forgot many things while he stayed in that gloomy darkness, he could still remember some parts of his favorite series. However, they did not give him any solace as only parts he remembered were battles where blood flowed like a river. Second, he was an Uchiha. Yes, a fucking Uchiha! As he thought he found some hope in living a relaxed life in this ruthless world, it was immediately shattered. He came to know that his blood was so diluted that he had on a 0.1% chance of awakening Sharingan and that he was an orphan in the clan. Finally, finding that 2-great ninja war recently starting and him being ordered to go to taking part in it in two weeks put the nail in the coffin.

- Fuck, I know I said all good things about being alive but really, REALLY!!!

Ah, stop thinking so pessimistically. It is still better than that gloomy cage, Kazuma reprimanded himself. - Ah here I thought with Mangekyou Sharingan I can live a carefree life but everything turned out to be like this. All the things I need to do is to survive. So I need some plans to prepare the coming war. Fuck, who sends a 7 year-old-kid to frontlines?

As he was thinking about all the stuff, he found himself in front of a big wooden building. It was a library of Konoha. He was stopped by the administrator right after entering the building.

- Hey, what are you doing here kid? Here is only for shinobi. Go play outside, said a middle-aged woman furrowing her brows. In childhood, she always wanted to be a shinobi, but her poor background and lack of talent were only enough to get an administration position in a library. And hearing all the tales from shinobis coming to the library did little to no good to her.

- I am a shinobi too, said Kazuma pointing to his Konoha badge on his left upper hand. I recently graduated from the Academy and will go to the frontlines soon.

This information shocked middle-aged woman and she looked at the kid more carefully this time thinking that being a librarian not that bat after all.

- What do you want kid? – asked the librarian.

- Can I get a taijutsu book? – answered Kazuma with another question.

- Alright kid, you are lucky that I also graduated from Ninja Academy, I can recommend you best taijutsu book here, boasted the librarian went to taijutsu section but stopped after some time. Actually she had no idea which taijutsu book was good. As not to embarrass herself she went to jounin section and picked up a book from the shelves.

- Here kid, take it. It is one of the best taijutsu books in our library, said the librarian.

After thanking the librarian, Kazuma left for the Uchiha district. Then he started reading the book and tried to learn from it. But, there was a huge problem with it. It was designated for chounins who had a solid fundamental knowledge of basic stances and human anatomy. Thus, there were a lot of terminologies there that Kazuma could not understand. Still, thinking about beggars not being choosers, he tried to get the best out of it. If he, at first, thought about being like Itachi Uchiha and learning at phenomenal speed, he was utterly wrong. He was actually going nowhere. The only thing he learned during these two weeks was some parts of it like attacking critical points where human`s weak body parts and chakra points overlapped each other and with some chakra added attacks he could damage both body and some parts of chakra system of an enemy.

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(after some time)

FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!! – Kazuma was roaring in his head as he was crawling in a battlefield where his clothes were soaked in blood and body parts were everywhere he could see. Stones were raining from the sky that it was like hell on earth. The only thing he could do was to vomit and continue to crawl to get out of this hell. With only thoughts like "I must escape and survive" he was somehow able to break out of the battlefield and started to run to an unknown place with all the chakra, which he could not even find time to use, focused on his feet. He runs at a high speed until an enemy chounin caught up to him. As the enemy attack was a pre-planned trap, IWA was not letting go of any survivors to break the spirit of Konoha with the utter annihilation of division in which Kazuma served.

Seeing the enemy catching up, Kazuma threw all the kunais and shuriken all at once in panic heard boom sound, because there were exploding tags on a couple of kunais.

BOOM.

He stopped to see if the attack killed the enemy but the next thing he saw was the tip of the enemy`s sword coming out from the left side of his chest piercing through his heart. Kazuma looked at the place of the explosion and saw some wood. He understood that the enemy substituted with wood and attacked from behind.

Am I dying again, am I going to that gloomy place again, thought Kazuma. Then he heard: This is as far as you go kid, smirked enemy chounin. He was so enraged that he gloated back all the blood on his throat and did 180 degrees turn with the last kunai in his right hand and pierced the enemy`s throat with it. Because the enemy had been sure that kid was finished and loosened his grip of the blade, it cost him his life. Kazuma`s kunai easily pierced through the enemy`s throat and killed him. Kazuma gave the enemy triumphed smile and collapsed after his eyesight darkened.