3 Celestial Pig

We were definitely in the first half of the Grand Line, but then what was the admiral doing here?

Over the past two years, I had time to get to know my strength and practice, but the only advantage over everyone else in the world was my speed in the form of techniques and my eyes. Strength, even with incomplete knowledge of natural energy, was mediocre in a world where people pumped several tons of barbells. However, in front of Kizaru moving at the speed of light, I could only hope not to die. With the Sharingan, I could read his every move and predict where an attack would go. After all, from what I knew about the fruit, he moved at the speed of light but programmed his movements in advance. With Shunshin becoming a little faster, I could not overtake the Admiral in speed. Obito was one of the strongest in his world, and now that I had both mangekyou Sharingan's, I could use Sussano. But could Sussano withstand Kizaru's attack? I won't check for now as it is risky. There were chances to win, but it was necessary to save Usop who would die from my or Kizaru's attacks.

"I definitely recognize you long-nosed one of the Straw Hat Pirates. And you, once with a pirate, also mean a pirate? - Starting to walk in our direction, he pulled his other hand out of his pocket.

However, realizing that talking is useless, I decided not to hold back and immediately activated the Mangekyo at his first movement.

In the same split second, the light eclipsed my face and I heard Usopp scream in an explosion. Looking around, I saw how he was burned, leaving blood behind him, flew overboard, and began to fall into the sea.

Ignoring the light attacks that went through me, I quickly created a clone that grabbed Usopp. Alas, creating a clone, I materialized myself and Kizaru jumped up to me at the speed of light and hit me with all his might without holding back right in the face, not even knowing that I was vulnerable.

Thanks to the fact that I predicted his strike with the mangekyou Sharingan, I managed to bend down before he appeared and the blast wave with light particles passed overhead and rushed towards the ordinary sailors and into the mast.

The explosion shattered the mast into chips, which began to fall, while everyone around screamed and flew, from the shock wave. The wounded soldiers held on to the places where the chips were pierced.

"What extraordinary abilities." - pointing his finger towards the running clone and Usop in the distance, Kizaru fired a beam, but a blow to the joint knocked his hand down and took attack up. The beam flew into the sky where it exploded into a giant flower.

Swinging his long leg, Kizaru hit me in the side, but jumping up right in the air, I bounced off his leg, leaning on chakra.

"Without haki, can you do this? How interesting!" Kizaru's eyes lit up as I was able to touch him while ignoring the fruit powers.

As I instantly understood, the chakra acts as energy similar to haki. both energy can touch each other and I can touch Kizaru. However, Kizaru was still faster even with my techniques. He didn't care about the people around him, he just wanted to have some fun. Jumping back I saw another blow into my chest and knew I wouldn't be able to block it no matter what.

"What a noise, you bastard commoners!!! How dare you interrupt my sleep!" - suddenly there was an unpleasant sound somewhere to the right.

Kizaru and I stopped to see who it was. But judging by Kizaru's displeased face, he already understood.

He smiled and turned around to pig ignoring me.

"Your Holiness, please come back to safety - we were attacked by pirates, now I will get rid of them."

"That's how it is! Catch him alive I want to torture him for waking me up! Oh, what a freak! What's up with his face? How dare you exist in front of me!" - he shouted in disbelief looking at me.

I frowned at this creature that was weaker than a pet but spoke as if it were on top of the world. Kizaru only darkened from the stupidity of the pig, but his face did not change.

Slowly, a puzzle formed in my head as I realized who it was.

"So that's what brought you into those weak seas, Kizaru." - smiling, I entered a state of invulnerability and went to the Celestial Dragon.

"Bastard, how dare you act like that in front of me!! Quickly bent on your knees!" Splashing saliva, the little fat man was full of rage, speaking in all seriousness. Looking closely, I saw a couple of girls behind him walking on all fours in tattered clothes. Around necks was a tightly drawn leash that led to the fat man's hand. Judging by their dead eyes, they were already empty shells.

Kizaru tried to stop me, but all the hundreds of blows passed through me, creating just a pleasant breeze that blew towards the pig and the soldiers lying nearby.

"AAH! AAAA! Kizaru save me!" the fat man yelled as I passed through him like a ghost and stopped behind him.

With my senses, I felt eight more strong creatures that were hiding among the fallen and wounded soldiers. They revealed themselves as soon as they tensed up and with Obito's chakra and his combat experience I immediately discovered all the undercover CP0 agents.

"How dare you touch me, Celestial Dragon!!! You know who I am!? I will destroy your entire family, fuck your mother and sister! I will make of you ... "- he immediately calmed down, squeaking when I put my right hand on his head, turning around. Looking directly into the eyes of the tense Kizaru, on whose forehead a drop of sweat was glassed, I smiled. From the burning scarlet eyes watching at him, he became uneasy. His potential is devastating and restrained by this pig that would have died with a normal fart of mine. I tried to use genjutsu on Kizaru, but seems like his fruit protected him from this and he didn't even notice.

"There is no need to be so angry at my Uchiha clan. You see... They are all already dead. What about you? You will join them soon enough." - as soon as I said the last words, I took my hand away disgusted that I had to touch this peace of shit to plant a seed, and stepped back.

Kizaru immediately used the opportunity and clasped his hand, turning into light reflecting off the surfaces. Flying towards me in a split second.

The agents jumped up and blasted the floor under them with the force of their legs and rushed towards me at full speed, but I only smiled as I entered back into an intangible state.

The agents flew into each other, hurting their own and Kizaru flew in to try to catch me and killed three of them when all the attacks went through me and landed on each other. Laughing, I just plunged below deck and went into the cargo hold. Having made a seal of fire technique and taking air into my lungs, mixing the chakra and concentrating it, I released a fireball from my mouth, which, having passed through the entire hold, filled the entire room, killing all the slaves and the soldiers. Then the ball of fire escaped through the bow of the ship with a loud explosion, touching gunpowder. Having created critical damage to the ship, I lowered my hands in satisfaction, realizing that this was the end of the ship and everyone who was on it. Deciding not to go to the lower levels, I prepared to leave. The water rushed from all sides and the ship began to roll bow forward slowly starting to sink.

Kizaru at that time realized that the ship was sinking and clattering realized that he needed to save the fat pig first. Picking it up, he ran to the nearest boat, but his instincts made him stop and drop the Celestial Dragon. Alas, the agents were not so fast and smart, and they were hurt and killed instantly.

Jumping away, he managed to dodge the torn to shreds Celestial Dragon when the red-green branches burst out and began to grow madly as if feeding on blood. They began to grow all over the ship, trapping the unfortunate soldiers and using the bodies as a ground for growth.

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Looking at the blazing ship that was sinking into the water from afar, I smiled contentedly hearing screams and explosions. The ship began to grow with a parasitic plant that I cultivated while training Usop. Using the tree style and Obito's experience, I developed a truly terrible technique capable of destroying not only ships, but also cities.

Turning towards the clone, I ran to catch up with him, because I felt that Kizaru would not leave us so easily. Along the way, I created 12 tree clones that rushed in different directions, confusing Kizaru.

Meanwhile, Kizaru flew out of the ship with a beam of light towards the nearest of the clones and reflected from the water as a pebble flew right into him, destroying the clone to pieces. In less than a second, a huge beam flew out from him at the farthest clone in the opposite side from me, evaporating water, but the clone predicted and dodged.

Deciding that it was the real one Kizaru flew after him through the air, turning into light, then pushing off with his feet at breakneck speed. It's only been three seconds, but I already saw how he caught up with four clones and destroyed them.

Breathing a sigh of relief, I accelerated, finally catching up with my clone with the burnt Usop.

After sucking them into my dimension, I finally left on my own and landed on a rocky area relaxing.

Taking out Usop's bag, which wasn't badly burned, I found medicines and gave it to a clone who began to heal Usop with a mystical hand, sometimes stopping and bandaging. Chakra surprisingly worked perfectly healing the body at the cellular level, and having a truly large supply of chakra, I did not feel physical fatigue, only mental fatigue, since Obito never healed anyone except himself. He had a lot of experience in killing and manipulating, but healing? Who? His friends or comrades?

Looking around, I looked around at the stone world around me, and leaving the clone went to rest and prepare for a new journey when Usop awakes.

Kizaru's POV.

"Fucking pirates gave me so much trouble. Not only did I have to serve this useless pig while he bought himself slaves, but also this red-eyed bastard. Did he say he was Obito Uchiha? I will remember you..." - uttered Kizaru in nowhere.

Standing on one of the wreckages on the water, having destroyed all the clones in ten seconds, Kizaru realized that he had missed this strange man and the straw hat pirate.

Looking around, he found a couple of soldiers and CP0 agents floating out. Without a word, Kizaru raised his hands and with simple light attacks destroyed all the survivors to shreds, ignoring the cries for help.

No one will know about his incompetence in the death of a Celestial Dragon and how he played with the victim forgetting about the safety of this pig. What he says will be the only truth...

"Hoo Hooo..." Kizaru jumped away from the waves and landed gracefully on another piece of wood. Reaching out to his clothes, he pulled out a snail. As he dialed the number, he smacked his lips in anticipation of Sengoku's fury. "Pere pere pere pere. Pere pere pere pere. Admiral Sengoku's office, I'm listening." said a tired voice.

"Sengoku, we're in trouble. Do you remember that task to guard the Celestial Dragon during his journey through the grand line?

"Kizaru? It's been a week now that I've been hearing you destroy pirates to protect him, good job! So what happened?

"Well, he's dead now."

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The snail, perfectly expressing Sengoku's face, remained impassive. However, slowly, as if in slow motion, the eyebrows of the face came together from fury.

"That's how it is. Who did it." - the snail asked too calmly as if talking about the weather.

"His name is Obito Uchiha. He is a strong opponent and sank my ship. He killed every soldier on the ship and the members of CP0 in a brutal way by tearing them to pieces, none of my attacks reached him as they just passed through him like he was an illusion. He was very fast and could predict my attack before I even made them. He has the ability to manipulate wood, as he tore the heavenly dragon to pieces, growing some kind of plant out of it, which began to attack me and the marines, and then he ran away and created his clones and disappeared. After destroying his clones, I didn't find the real one when he escaped. Oh yes, he also had a long-nosed straw hat with him. Apparently, they were friends, because when I hurt him, he saved him first." - explained Kizaru.

"It's clear now to me. Come back. You will go with me to the 5 elders and figure out this shit yourself. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS WILL T..." - not letting him finish, Kizaru hung up the phone with a heavy sigh.

Having hidden the snail that began to ring, he ignored it, looking somewhere into the distance. Feeling the desire to resurrect this pig and kill himself, Kizaru closed his eyes enjoying the wind and sunlight.

"How troublesome…" After saying this lazily, he vanished in a flash of light.

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Hi, it's me your author o/

What do you think will be the reward for his head and what will be his nickname?

I love the One Piece universe, but alas, sometimes I feel like I don't know anything about this world. If you have any ideas where I went wrong feel free to tell =)

Having written three chapters in a day, I felt exhausted, but I can probably finish the fourth in the evening.

As for Obito's powers, just remember how Obito was doing during the last world war when he fought against all the villages. I can list his abilities separately later if you're interested or learn about them directly from the story itself. You choose.

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If someone reads without knowing who Obito is, google it. But in short, this is a mad dog who massacred his own clan. Wiped women, men, old people, and children's from the face of the earth for the sake of strength and decided to plunge the whole world into an illusion in order to live with his beloved who died at the hands of his best friend whom she loved. For this, he literally fucked the world but was deceived when it turned out that what he was striving for was an illusion, and all he did was prepare the technique for the destruction of mankind.

If you want to see his descent into madness in 3 minutes just watch this AMV on youtube- Uchiha Obito - cruel world AMV Full HD