9 Pervert

(A/N: I'll try updating faster since we got no school)

Since there was nothing wrong with Choji and they only had to discuss how to help him with his current problems, the dinner continued harmoniously and everyone enjoyed the celebration. Although the adults noticed that the kids were relatively quiet and were mostly just eating silently, they didn't think much because they had long known that it was how they bonded. In fact, they could feel that their friendship was deeper than most who outwardly show off their friendship and claim to be the neatest friends. For a moment, Choza and Shikaku considered breaking their tradition and having their sons teamed up with Hinata instead of Inoichi's daughter.

As they finished dinner, they then made some small talk among each other before eventually thinking it was time to go home. Before they left though, Hinata observed that his mother kept on nudging his father to do something whilst his father had an embarrassed expression. Finally, after being nudged to death by his wife, he moved and went towards Choza. Yoshino seeing this also started elbowing Shikaku. "Troublesome", said Shikaku before eventually standing up and following after Hiashi.

The two men walked up to Choza and wrapped their arms around his shoulders with the friendliest smiles they could muster. Hinata seeing this already had an idea judging from what they had learned a while ago about the Akimichi clan techniques and from how eager her mom and Shikamaru's mom looked as they waited for their husbands' good news.

Hinata just rolled her eyes at these horny people and waited for their matter to end then going home to sleep. Fortunately, she didn't get to wait long because for some weird fucking reason, the two clan heads were able to pry out another clan's secret technique from their fellow clan head. With that, they were finally able to go home.

Hinata noticed though that before they left, Hiashi and Shikaku had brought take-outs and that most of their orders consisted of very fatty food. If Hinata still wasn't able to tell what they were up to, then she was an idiot considering that she had her past life's experiences. They were basically charging themselves up for later's "nightly activities". Hinata sighed at their parents for blatantly showing this kind of behavior in front of their kids. Fortunately, the other two were still innocent enough to not know what they were planning, not even the smart Shikamaru.

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The night passed on quickly and Hinata slept peacefully, unlike a certain horny couple. Immediately after getting home, the two adults forgot about their daughter and instead eagerly went to try out Hiashi's newest jutsu that he had somehow managed to go get from Choza.  That night, the Hyuga Compounds were haunted with the screams of pleasure and moans of happiness. Fortunately for Hinata, she managed to discover a very neat trick using her chakra which was using it to block off her hearing. Thus, she slept undisturbed compared to the miserable clan members who lost valuable sleep that night.

The next morning, the family of three was having breakfast. Hinata glanced at his parents and found that his mother was basically glowing with the widest smile she had seen on her face. Her expression was full of bliss as she ate her food absentmindedly as if still reliving last night's experience. Her dad on the other hand had the proudest smile plastered on his face. Hinata laughed a little seeing her parents like this. She couldn't help but feel a bit mischievous.

"Mom, why do you look so happy? Did you orgasm?"

Hinata immediately regretted saying that as her mother spat out her food in shock and then grabbed Hinata by the ear at breakneck speed. She didn't even see anything when she suddenly felt a sharp pain overcome her coming from her ear. She turned slightly and saw her mom firmly locking her fingers on her ears.

"What did I tell you, young lady? So young yet so perverted already. I thought you would take on me more but it turned out that you became a pervert like your father. Do you think you can act all innocent any longer? Don't think I don't know how you stared at that Choji boy with your perverted eyes. How else would you discover his condition if you weren't specifically looking at it.", Himawari immediately started scolding Hinata who just quietly accepted... until she was branded as a pervert that is.

She was about to protest at being grouped with his degenerate father when she was also forced to accept the title seeing that her mom was currently going on a rampage.

'Geez, all of that just because I asked if you orgasmed? Was just curious.', Hinata grumbled inside her head.

(A/N: Another short chap... Sorry)