8 Choji's Health Issues??

Time passed by very quickly and today was a very special day. It was Hinata's birthday and to celebrate, her parents had decided to throw a birthday party once again.

Hinata realizing this panicked for a bit remembering the Hyuga Incident that happened in the canon but soon calmed down when she remembered that it should have happened during her fourth birthday. In addition to that, her parents had assured her that only some friends are attending since this birthday celebration doesn't have as much as importance to it compared to the fourth birthday. That is because the fourth birthday is somehow treated like the coming of age ceremony by clan's and only after that can they start training their heirs.

Anyways, according to her parents, only Choji's and Shikamaru's family would be attending since they were my only friends. All of our parents collectively decided to celebrate outside of our clans so it was then decided that we'll celebrate at Yakiniku Q, the favorite go to restaurant of the original Team Asuma.

Now, Hinata wasn't as excited as a birthday girl should. It wasn't that she was upset about anything, it was just that birthdays had already become common to her. In her past life, she had 16 birthdays and also attended many birthdays other than that. In this life, she had also attended Shikamaru's and Choji's birthdays in the past months. She was the last birthday celebrant for this year since she was the youngest. Anyway, she was still happy that she can celebrate with everyone she loves.

Hinata's parents had decided that the three families would all go together t night so just after the day ended, Himawari was already dressing Hinata up like a doll. She played with dresses and accessories while Hinata had to endure or her mom would rain hellfire upon her. In the end, Himawari wasn't satisfied with anything else and decided to just have Hinata wear a very simple white kimono style shirt with white pants.

Honestly speaking, Hinata liked it very much but she was dissatisfied with the fact that she had to go through all of that just for this simple attire. Unfortunately, that was her mom so she couldn't do much about it.

Finally, on the scheduled time, everybody set off and met the families of Choji and Shikamaru on the way. In no time, the three families reached the restaurant. It was the very first time that Hinata had come to this place so she took her time observing it. The restaurant is large with wide windows, multiple green-seated booths, though some tables allow customers to sit down on the floor with green cushions as their seats, and menus plastered on the walls. Due to their Gyū-Kaku-style, each table has a charcoal brazier built in the centre and is equipped with tongs for cooking, since the Gyū-Kaku form of dining is one in which the customers cook their own food after ordering it.

After entering, they all took their seats with one side being occupied by the parents and one side occupied by the three friends. Shikamaru's parents, Yoshino and Shikaku, were present and so were Hana and Choza, Choji's parents.

(A/N: Couldn't find Choji's mom's name. I don't know if it was really mentioned in the canon but if it was, you can tell me so I will change. Hana is just a random name I wrote.)

Just after being together for a short time however, Hinata could feel weird fluctuation of chakra. Hinata was constantly circulating chakra in her body so it got extremely familiar with how chakra normally felt. Just then, she felt that someone's chakra is unusual. That feeling was as if one their body was filled with chakra but one part of it is devoid with chakra. She focused more that feeling, and felt that the source was coming from Choji.

"Choji are you sick?", Hinata suddenly asked which caught the attention of everyone. Choji was also startled and looked at her questioningly.

"N-No...?", Choji said but it turned into a question in the end when he saw how serious Hinata looked.

"Hinata-chan, what's wrong? We usually have Choji's health checked up because of his unhealthy eating habits but we didn't find anything wrong.", Hana asked somewhat nervously. To help, Hiashi decided to activate his Byakugan and did a quick scan on Choji's body.

"Nothing. No abnormalities in his chakra. Hinata what's this all about?", Hiashi asked sternly.

"Dad, you know how I've been using my chakra this whole time... ", Hinata says and Hiashi nods his head. Hinata then continues while opening her Byakugan. "It gave me an extremely familiar feel of how chakra should normally fe–"

Hinata suddenly paused as she saw something that made her speechless. The others also grew curious as to what made her freeze. They urged Hinata to share her findings but Hinata was just too stunned to even respond.

'Choji, what the fuck! I thought you were innocent!'

"Hey Choji..."

"Yeah?"

"Did you perhaps, by any chance, permanently enlarge your dong with your clan's Expansion Jutsu?", Hinata says which made everyone nearly choke on their own spit. It got worse when they saw Choji nod his head shyly as his secret got exposed and by a girl to boot.

"Impossible! You can't permanently change your body size with the clan's secret techniques no matter how powerful it is. At most, it can enlarge the body or specific body parts temporarily.", Choza exclaimed but he was quickly interrupted by Hana who smacked him in the back of the head. "The clan was actually hiding such a useful technique. Why don't you make it useful and make your wife happy for once?! Do you know how long I've been faking my orgasms?!"

"Hey mom, she said orgasm", Hinata pointed out but she was ignored because everyone was paying attention to how Choji enlarged his penis permanently.

"Now that I think about it, he's really too big for a 5 year old. I just ignored it a while ago since I didn't think the problem lies in it.", Hiashi said as he activated his Byakugan once more and stared in between Choji's legs.

Choji on the other hand couldn't help but feel uncomfortable having a full grown man boldly staring at his dick.

"Yeah, it's indeed different from the rest of the Akimichis when they perform their Expansion Jutsu. Usually, Akimichi's body or body parts would be mostly made up of chakra when they expand using the calories they build up, but Choji's is completely made up of real flesh. He must be a real genius at your clan techniques to be able to do something like this.", Hiashi explained which also made everyone stare in wonder at Choji.

Just enlarging his dick got him the title of genius. What a legend.

Choji lowered his head shyly feeling everyone's gaze.

Hinata on the other hand wanted to add, "Compared to the rest of his body it also feels empty of chakra."

"That should be because it is relatively new and didn't have much time to be nourished with chakra just like the rest of his body. Just washing it regularly with chakra should be able to fix it.", Hiashi explained which made Hinata praise her father slightly for his knowledge.

Choji at this time said shyly, "I tried doing that but every time I do, it just gets very hard and I can't make it calm down..."

"Oh that's easy. There's a simple solution for th–", Choza spoke but was then again smacked by Hana. "Don't you dare corrupt your son. He's still innocent and young."

Choza rubbed his head and said, "Relax! I was just planning on introducing him earlier to his right hand. Nothing too excessive. That should solve his problem and should help nourish his thing to the same level as the rest of his body."

Hana thought for a moment and felt that it was probably for the best. She just hoped that Choji would remain as pure as he is even after being exposed to things like this.

[A/N: Although this chapter looks like it was written as a joke or even in preparation for a future smut chap, it's not. It actually has implications behind it that would soon be revealed later on after the Academy.]

[A/N: Speaking of smut chaps, I don't think I can write one. So don't get your hopes up :)]