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"Is this site only filled with stories to make men's dick wet?"

" oh shit I  might offend some of the readers"

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"Ethan who the fuck are you talking to?"

"Ahem, don't worry about that...anyways do you have any good stories you can recommend to me at the moment?"

"The only novels on webienovel are novels for horny men....like Harem in another world , my harem system, cultivating with a harem system,  my harem sect system?"

"Oh and don't forget my all time favourite dual cultivation, ofc system"

" Ethan I just think you're weird as normal men like this kind of stuff , you don't even like normal romance to begin with."

' I'm the weird one for not liking harem or romance huh, well ig I'll embrace this weirdness of mine.'

" So no recommendations?"

"No."

"Lame."

"You're lame."

"I know. "

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As you can see i'm not a fan of romance or god forbid harem. It's always the same story with these novels. MC pulls op skills from his ass crack and bomb every girl who wants to eat him at the end. The girl is typically one he saves or someone who has witnessed how strong he is and is like oh my god I need me a strong man like him even though I don't know him and it's my first time seeing him and I didn't like or notice him till he whipped out this absurd strength out of his asshole. This trope isn't necessarily bad it's just too overused.

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"Oh my god"

"Oh no the readers are gonna get annoyed from my unending rant.....Oh noo."

"What in the heavens should I do now?!"

" oh my I actually liked my British accent just now"

From across the room Anitta could be seen laying on the couch comfortably as she scrolled through her phone despite that all that was going through her mind was who the hell was Ethan talking to?!

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1 week later

"Ahem"

My name is Ethan Sanders and I'm 17 years old . I have no life outside of school so I indulge in games etc in my free time. Currently i'm with my best friend Anitta who is the same age as me although I can't tell if she's 6 or 60. Anyways we've been friends since we were fresh out the womb so I think u get the gist of it. The world we live in is modern and I live in America and yes  you fools not everyone lives in Seoul, Korea or something. Anyways I was too lazy to introduce myself 1 week ago so here it is.

" That was fucking horrendous"

" God damn it Anitta were you listening again?!"

"Pfft"

" We both know that you were too nervous to introduce yourself so u slowly built up the courage from your 'well' thought out scripts"

" Are you done laughing?!"

"Yes"

"Pfft"

"Liar! You sound like a cackling dog."

[Narrator]

Pay attention readers as we can see here a freshly ripened tomato is storming off while cursing unholy tomato words ...oh my..look how red he is-

" shut up. Where were you earlier you lazy narrator!? You could have saved me the trouble of introducing myself."

A smile crept up slowly on the narrator's face as he too was too ashamed to admit that he was also too nervous to narrate the story.