1 Two Active Uncles Rampaging to the Beat

Tyler John had always hated Eerie Skeganess with its tricky, tall trees. It was a place where he felt jumpy.

He was a helpful, hopeful, cocoa drinker with charming moles and pointy toenails. His friends saw him as a handsome, healthy hero. Once, he had even helped an ugly injured bird cross the road. That's the sort of man he was.

Tyler walked over to the window and reflected on his beautiful surroundings. The rain hammered like running hamsters.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Daniel Nelson. Daniel was a charming hero with fragile moles and ample toenails.

Tyler gulped. He was not prepared for Daniel.

As Tyler stepped outside and Daniel came closer, he could see the colorful smile on his face.

Daniel gazed with the affection of 2267 generous tough tortoises. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want closure."

Tyler looked back, even more concerned and still fingering the scary teapot. "Daniel, how could we get home," he replied.

They looked at each other with unstable feelings, like two clean, chubby cats swimming at a very funny storm, which had orchestral music playing in the background and two active uncles rampaging to the beat.

Suddenly, Daniel lunged forward and tried to punch Tyler in the face. Quickly, Tyler grabbed the scary teapot and brought it down on Daniel's skull.

Daniel's fragile moles trembled and his ample toenails wobbled. He looked barmy, his emotions raw like a happy, harsh hawk.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Daniel Nelson was dead.

Tyler John went back inside and made himself a nice mug of cocoa.

THE END