1 *Chapter 1: F##K?!*
In a void, you can see a small white ball of light resembling a wisp floating in front of big a table looking in awe at what looked like a specter that radiates vast amounts power but had no distinct figure. Even from its voice you can't tell if it's male or female as it spoke.
ROB: Before you ask stupid questions like for example, who are you or where am I, let me tell you. YOU ARE DEAD.
???: FUUCK!!!
(AN/ [ ] is for thinking while < > means 4th wall breaking)
POV - Cain
<WAIT! Before you get angry at me for cursing at a random person/panthom/specter thingy that could probably kill me by breathing too hard, hear me out to why I'm so angry.>
FLASHBACK-2037
After coming home from a long, draining couple days at work at The Care & Cure New Life Clinic in Rochester Minnesota, I walked inside my apartment with deep purple bags under my eyes, too tired to even take my clothes off, so I just ploped down and hugged my bed like it was my first love. Can't blame me tho, I've been working non-stop for the past 70 hours straight, and I could swear that the that Government was working me like I was their goddamned slave, but I knew my apartment was bugged so cursing out loud is a big no no. They can't read my mind tho.
'F**K YOU SECRET SERVICE'
Anywho the world has turned to shit after World War III (WW3) which started in early February of 2025 and ended in late February of 2034 which officially makes it the longest World War in history, while also taking the gold for most deaths in a war, with a whopping half a billion deaths. You would think that a sharp decrease of people should help the world regain it former glory but with this amount of chemicals in the air that only a pipe dream.
I was adopted/bought by some corrupt military named Mikel that was a part of a group, trying to train or create a super solider. Better known as *Project Athena*. <Like every other super villan in any war. movie honestly>
My parents sold me at the age of five for a bottle of Hapsburg Gold Label Premium Reserve Absinthe in 2022. Bunch of wankers didn't even share. <Can't blame 'em, tried it on my 16th birthday after a long mission to celebrate my 10,000th kill. That shit was good, I was in London and I got so drunk that a dude almost convinced me to put my card behind the bar>
After being bough"ahem"adopted I was trained as a kid soldier in a place called the black room. <Yup, they all had horrible naming sense and not a single creative bone in their body>
After training we were sent to fight in the whole World War. Seeing as how a little more than 15,000 of the original 100,000 super soliders survived the war I decided to put My fellow brothers and sisters at arms to rest, 'cause after 9 years of non-stop war the only way for them to killed by someone that wasn't part of the black room, is either being juiced for all they got by the Government or dropping a bomb on them, which I must add is possible to survive by going undeground or just out-right leave the targetted area. Bombing a place takes time to prepare especially if it's an airborne one, you don't just push the glowing red button that makes things go boom!! <While all of this is important let's get back on track>
After killing everyone that took part or were involved with the black room, which raised my kill count from 21,215kills to 36,985kills. I was planning to go out kamikaze style with bomb made from an original mixture of nitroglycerin, caesium and dioctyl sebacate. I somehow survived and after I earned the nickname Cain the Undead Reaper, and it didn't help at all when they posted a satellite feed on when my kamikaze incident got posted on the WorldNet.
So even after the whole 'incident' finished, the government refused to leave me alone and I decided why not become a doctor because of my photographic memory and out of this world comprehension. At the black room they taught you everything you think you needed to know, with of course the compulsory classes such as Bio and Chem. Although I took interest in stuff like Biology, Anatomy and Physiology, but after being treated like a slave for years I got tired of it. So I decided that tomorrow on my 20th birthday I would completely drop off the grid and everything was already set up as per my plans. Sadly the last patient I saved was a part of a underhanded lawyer's scheme to steal some family inheritance, so he followed me home and you know the rest. Since we're caught up lets continue shall we.
FLASHBACK END-
Cain: F**K!!!
ROB: F**K YOURSELF. Who sleeps with the door open especially when you have NOT MILLIONS, NOT BILLIONS, BUT A COUPLE TRILLION DOLLAR BOUNTY ON THEIR HEADS!!!
I swear that if you didn't have such high karma for killing potential threats to humanity I would have killed you WHERE YOU STAND! I don't know why I always get the idiots. Watch over this small side of quadrant they said. It would be easy they said, it's like I'm a magnet for stupid people or someth...
Cain: Who you calling and stupid you BALD, LENKY ASS, SEE THROUGHT MOTHERF**KER Sooo who are you anyway, are you perhaps GOD.
ROB: Dont do that jackass. Didn't you know it's a BIG sin to call his name in vain. I'm just a middle ranking God not THE GOD. Trying to get people in trouble.
Cain: There are levels in Godhood?
ROB: Yes there a are Lower class god's on your planet Allah or Gaia, Middle class God's look over the universe such as I, High class GoD's overseen the laws like GoD of Mischief Loky or GoD of Justice or better known as Arch Angel Micheal, and THE GOD, nobody knows what he does cause he's always been keepi...
Cain: Enough about that, you said something about karma, what is it used for.
ROB: You get to reincarnate and also make 3 wishes.
Cain: Do I keep my memories or not?
ROB: You do. Now hurry this up.
- A FEW HOURS LATER-(Sponge Bob Voice) Cain: Ok I want to be reincarnated in Twilight and my wishes are;
1. Time Manipulation
2. Biokinesis
3 Ban's Immortality
ROB: Easy enough, but some draw backs for Time Manipulation and Biokinesis such as:
Biokinesis- can not be used to repair objects and when upgrading other people your strength is divided by half for the same duration that it took to upgrade said the person(s). Also upgrading yourself causes less pain and exaustsion that upgrading other people.
Time Manipulation- can only be used to speed up time and create pockets like the hyper bolic time chamber (Won't be any other stuff for other worlds.)
Also who are you reincarnated into.
Cain: Put me as Jacob Black's older brother from a different mom.
ROB: Ok. As a gift so I hopefully never see you again, you can start phazing anytime you want also you can turn anyone to wolves via bite/scratch or when they're already a werewolf but hasn't started phazing the bite will start it. Also knowing how much you like the Original Hybrid I'm going to make it so that if you ingest 5liters of vamp venom from a single millennium old vamp you become a hybrid. While you won't be able to turn Shape-shifters that already went through phasing to hybrids you can turn humans and vamps with relative ease.
A portal opens infront of Cain as he walks in and disappears, but his last words hung in the air like smoke, echoing in his ears.
"See you later baldie."
ROB: How did he know, the only person that should be able to see through this illusion is the actural GOD. Annoying ass piece of shit. I think Loky tricked me again the next time I see her we'll see who'll be laughing.
