Turns out I’m the wrong host

“Become mine and I’ll give you the world!”-female lead “No thanks”-MC “Keep your claws to yourself”-male lead ……………………. “Marry me and I’ll make you the happiest man alive”-female lead *smh*”how many times, no!”-MC “You heard him, give up before I make sure you can’t talk again”-scary male lead ……………………… “Get back here your my……”-female lead “Never!”-MC “He’s mine damn it!!!”- a certain male lead (What did I get myself into)-a system who made a terrible mistake …………………… Follow Sam on his journey throughout many worlds, where he does whatever it takes to ruin the female leads day, and accidentally seduces the male lead far to many times, all while his system regrets not binding to a better host …………………….. “Hopefully a very fun read”- a certain author “I told you to use protection”- a certain authors mother “He’s getting worse”- a certain authors best friend “Woof grrr bark bark grrr woof”- ruff-ly translates to “how did I end up with this guy as my owner”-by a certain authors dog “Who are we talking about again”- a certain authors other friend