Chapter Fifty Two - Drunk Ur'd

I was enjoying some drinking and food at the Guild Hall with Cana, Lucy, and Ur. The food was some nice little finger food snacks, and the drinks were good beer. As it turned out, though, Ur was an incredible lightweight - she'd barely had two glasses and she was flushing from being drunk, even swaying in place. "I worry about him!" She cried out. "I'm worried he's not gonna - hic - he's not gonna get a girlfriend! He does that thing where he undresses, you know?"

"Y-yeah," Lucy replied, clearly somewhat uncomfortable with a super-drunk Ur. "Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be that off putting! Maybe there's a girl that likes that kind of thing, you know?"

"There's definitely a girl that likes that kind of thing," Cana agreed, drinking her own glass with a powerful suction. "Question is if Lee's just gonna snag her up first. He goes around shirtless all the time." Her eyes dipped down to my chest at that point, as she returned her lips to her cup.

"There's no way... it's all my fault! I made them strip to learn, now Gray is getting naked all the time!" She leaned into me. "Why can't he be more like you, Lee?" I was a bit startled by that statement, having no idea what she was referring to. "Just getting so many wives and girlfriends and being so hot and making every girl stare at you... ugh..." She flopped her upper body into mine, smacking her cheek against my shoulder as she came to rest her weight against me. "Did I ever say thank you for bringing me back from the dead? And helping me get back with my daughter?"

"I am fairly certain you did, but you can thank me again, if you like."

"Well, thank you," she said, leaning into my ear, her breath tickling along the cartilage. "I know I didn't thank you enough, though..." she said, her voice sultry in my ear as her hand trailed down my chest to my groin, gently caressing my cock through my pants. "Mm..." she hummed, nibbling on my earlobe.

"Please do not have sex with the incredibly drunk S-Class wizard," Lucy said, her expression one of pure exhaustion with me.

"I'm not that drunk!" Ur said, giving my dick a squeeze. "I'm not!" She said, when she saw Lucy's disbelieving expression. "Look!" She got up - then immediately fell down onto the ground.

"Wow. Very not drunk," Lucy said in a deadpan.

"Alright, I'm a little drunk," Ur said, standing up. "But Lee doesn't mind! Who cares! Guys don't care about that!" She stumbled back onto the chair next to me. "They'll do it with you if you're drunk or sober, who cares, still feels good," she declared with confidence, as she leaned into me and started stroking my dick again.

Despite the obvious temptation, which Lucy seemed to (for some reason) believe I would take, I instead used my time magic power to accelerate her metabolism to the point that her kidneys had finished purifying out the alcohol from her blood. Instantly, her eyes snapped open with sudden, increased awareness, the flush in her cheeks beginning to die right in front of my eyes. "Ur, if you would like to do things like that," I started, but she stood up, letting go of my dick in the process. Damn.

"I gotta pee," she declared, which did make me a tad more hopeful as she ran off to the bathroom to do exactly that, leaving me alone at the table with Cana and Lucy.

Lucy looked at me with some confusion, so I explained: "I used time magic to make her no longer drunk."

"Aha!" Cana declared, slamming her mug down on the table, pointing at me. "That's how you can drink so much! That's cheating!"

"It is not," I said truthfully, "and also, I don't do that," I lied.

"Man... how will my dad feel knowing that I'm dating a guy who cheats at drinking contests," Cana thought to herself in a way that was obviously intended to be a threat towards me.

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Ur sighed as she just let it all out in the toilet. She could remember what she'd been doing - plastering herself all over Lee, touching his dick, just acting like a drunk slut. She really shouldn't drink. She knew better! She knew how much of a lightweight she was! She should have been the mature adult, instead, she was the drunk slut pawing at Lee.

Not that she didn't want to paw at Lee, of course. He was hot, capable, heroic, yadda yadda. She'd been holding back on account of the million girlfriends thing, and also him being the same age as her daughter (which, to be fair, was a lot less of a difference than it would have been if she hadn't been frozen for like a decade). Her drunk ass had actually been thinking, If I sleep with him while I'm drunk, nobody can blame me for it (which, in fairness to her drunk ass, was pretty smart), but he just had to go cure her drunkenness!

She thought about it seriously. She could pretend to be drunk still - only he would know she wasn't, really, and then he probably would sleep with her. Or... fuck it. She got up, wiped herself, pulled on her pants (her panties were missing, two guesses why) and headed back to the table, where he was having some dumb argument with Cana. She just grabbed his jacket with one hand. "Come on, Lee," she said. "You're coming to my place." If he wasn't into her, he would've stopped her from groping his dick instead of sobering her up.

"Wha-!" Lucy said in shock.

"What? You want him first?" She teased the girl, which just made her blush bright red and start sputtering - so Ur went back to dragging Lee along with her, soon shifting his body around so she had him in a headlock. "I kinda wanted to fuck you drunk, that way I wouldn't have to feel like such a slut," she told him, in a hushed whisper, as they left the Guild Hall.

"If you wished me to ignore your drunkenness, you should have mentioned that while sober."

She rolled her eyes at that. "How would that possibly have helped?" She gave him a little noogie, then let him out of her grasp. "You better be good at sex," she told him, "or I'm going to be real annoyed."

"I am extremely good at sex," he told her, with the utmost confidence.

"I'm gonna hold you to that," she said.

They chatted a little bit, though really it was more like flirting, and she was only half-focused on it, the rest of her brain routing them back to her place, where she promptly unlocked the door. Once they were inside, she pretty much threw Lee up against the wall, kicking the door closed and smacking her lips against his hungrily. He definitely had a pretty good tasting mouth, his lips pushing up against hers, their tongues beating against one another as they kissed like that. His hands ran across her stomach, up to her breasts, caressing them through her top - then, just as suddenly, they were going right at her bare skin. She let out a hot pant at the feeling of his touch there. At last, his bra kleptomania was coming in handy.

For her part, she just slid one hand down that toned stomach of his, slipping into his underwear and stroking his cock. He groaned into her mouth, and she took a moment to seriously consider whether to give him a blowjob or not. On the one hand, she was horny as fuck. On the other hand, when you thought about it, he deserved one, didn't he? She'd pretty much died not even knowing her daughter was alive, and now she had a chance to reunite and rebuild with her, thanks to him.

Fuck it. She broke off the kiss, slinking down to her knees in front of him, and just yanking down that dick of his. "Nice," she said as she saw it, stroking the hard length in her hand. She gave the tip a quick kiss, got the surprisingly pleasant (a little citrus-y) flavor of his precum on her lips, and then opened her mouth wide to take it all in. She hummed around his length as she slid down, and he just groaned and gasped, hands going for the back of her head, not to take control (thank God), but to softly run through her hair as his legs wobbled under him. Her tongue slid back and forth on the underside of his cock, and soon enough, his balls were slapping against her chin, her nose pressed into his pubes.

The look on his face was dead sexy, the way he just quivered and let out this quiet moan as she worked over his dick - it was the whole reason to even give a blowjob, as far as she was concerned. Seeing that intense reaction, the way his chest rose and fell, the way his whole body trembled in pleasure, it got her definitely excited for what was going to come after she was done. She slid her head back along his length, tongue sliding back and forth along the underside as she went, until at last she popped off, one hand jerking off his spit-slick cock as she looked up at him. "Tasty," she told him, with a smile.

"You're very good at that," he told her, which made her smile grow. "Very, very good," he told her. It was a quiet way of urging her back to sucking his cock, but she was enjoying listening to it too, her eyes staring up at him all the while. "Absolutely amazing, Ur," he added. "Just fantastic."

"Thanks. I do have some practice," she said, before wrapping her lips around his cockhead and sliding all the way back down, tongue working him over as she went. She soon arrived back at the base of his dick, closing her eyes and just momentarily focusing on the taste of his length in her mouth. She twisted her head from side to side, running her tongue all along his length. He responded to her touch by reaching down for her breasts, fingers sliding around them, teasing her nipples with his phalanges as his fingertips cupped and caressed.

He didn't move like a horny teen boy, that was for damn sure. She let out a soft hum of approval, her eyes opening back up to look up at him. His expression now was one of focus and desire, wanting to make her feel good. She smiled with her eyes up at him, slapping her tongue slowly up his length as she remained down there, rubbing it back and forth as she held herself in his groin. His whole hard cock throbbed in her throat with obvious delight, clearly growing closer and closer to an orgasm, so she slid her lips up off his cock again, letting him cool off as she gently stroked him. "You're good with your hands," she told him, as she caught her breath.

"I can do even better once we move on to the sex proper," he said, his expression one of utmost confidence, and it made her want to tease him so badly.

"Promises," she said, with a sly wink, before pushing her face right back down into his pelvis again, swallowing hard around his length as she twisted her head around. She wanted to bring him off quick, now, really working over his cock as she held it in her throat, saliva filling her mouth up as she rubbed at his cock with her tongue. She twisted her head, watching his expression tremble from utter confidence to utter pleasure, his fingers briefly losing their talent as he just brainlessly squeezed her tits. The momentary loss of physical pleasure was more than compensated for by getting the brash polygamist to lose his mind for a moment, and she started to bob her head, pumping her lips up and down his length as she sucked him off like that.

"It feels fantastic," he groaned as she worked him over, his expression one of sheer delight, even those sunglasses of his starting to slip down his nose, revealing a bit of his eyes, his gaze unfocusing as she kept bobbing up and down. His hands on her tits were definitely confident and capable, and soon enough, she felt the distinctive throb and twitch of a man about to come. She slid up to the tip of his cock and furiously jerked him off, pumping her hand up and down his length. Her tongue flicked at the tip of his cock, teasing it, making him gasp and then finally come, groaning and briefly squeezing her breasts before letting go of them entirely.

His cum sprayed across the inside of her mouth, staining her tongue and palate with his seed. It was quite a significant amount of cum, and it was surprisingly tasty, this sweet, citrusy flavor that made her hum in appreciation as he unloaded. The moment he was done coming, though, she was popping her lips off his cock, wiggling her way out of her pants, and dragging him to her bedroom, without a care as to whether he was feeling sturdy on his legs just yet.

She was wet. Practically drenched. She swallowed his cum at last as they entered her bedroom, the sweet flavor running down her throat. "On the bed," she said, and he obeyed with gusto, plopping down onto the bed as she clambered up atop him, grasping his cock near the base and pointing it at her sex before just engulfing him in a heartbeat, slamming herself down until he was completely inside her. "Ohhh fuck," she moaned, sighing as she just held herself down in that position, his throbbing length rubbing at her insides. "Oh that's so good," she breathed out.

He didn't respond to her self-satisfaction in the moment by just relaxing, though - instead, his hands reached up for her body, one reaching to her breast, the other sliding down towards her clit, teasing it softly. "You're gorgeous, Ur," he told her, his eyes running up and down her body - she gave his dick an appreciative squeeze inside her by way of response, earning a buck of the young man's hips and a gasp escaping his throat.

"You're not half-bad yourself," she told him, hand trailing across his bare chest, admiring those gorgeous pecs of his, his well-toned abs... She licked her lips appreciatively, her eyes wandering back to his, leaning down over him to meet his lips with her own, his hot breath spilling into her mouth a moment later. She started to work her hips at that point, enjoying the feeling of his cock rolling around inside her as she pumped herself up and down on his cock.

His hands were damn good, and truly dedicated to their work, continuing to tease her nipple juuust the right way, to brush along and around her clit in a way that made her tremble softly. After a minute or two, though, she had to assume he was just teasing her - playing with her body, running her up and down, keeping her close to the edge, always pleasured, but never actually bringing her over the edge. She couldn't have said why, but she responded by pumping her hips on his cock even harder, just pounding herself up and down his dick, breaking off the kiss to look down at him.

"Make me come," she told him. "Stop teasing me. Stop playing. Just make, me, come!" She screamed out the last word as he did exactly that, his hands on her breast and clit - and her own frantic pace atop him - pushing her over the edge, her whole body trembling atop him. She just rammed her hips down, pretty much plastering her body against his, her nipple scraping against his bare chest, hot pants escaping her throat as she trembled and jerked atop him. Her hands slid down to grope his butt, more an absent thing than anything else, as she enjoyed coming.

"You look even more beautiful when you come," he told her, his fingers gently brushing aside her hair, and somehow he made that line - which should have been so dumb as to make her laugh - come off as sweet and romantic and affectionate. It even made her blush a bit, before he gently drew her into another kiss, his hand on her clit getting more insistent even as her own orgasm petered out.

She started to pump her hips up and down him at that point, both her hands coming up to his face to feel up his features, mashing her lips up against his, enjoying the soft feeling of his lips and tongue, and the hard feeling of his cock and body. He was just absolutely stellar at sex - he hadn't been vacuously bragging, earlier - and she was going to get her proverbial money's worth, pounding herself on his cock. She was soon coming all over again, moaning atop him, giving his cock some repetitive, appreciative squeezes with her wet sex, just losing herself in the moment as she enjoyed his mouth.

When she was finished coming, she broke off the kiss, panting atop him, pushing her forehead down against his. Her hips atop him were growing slower, and he just smiled warmly up at her. Maybe he was looking a little cocky, like she was just putty in his hands? She pushed herself down and just squeezed on his cock, really gripping it, and she was given a gorgeous face as he gasped in surprise and pleasure at the intense pressure. "You like it, huh?" She panted out, staring him down. "Older women know what we're doing."

He grunted in arousal at that, grabbing her head and dragging her down - this time, not to kiss her on the lips, but instead to press his lips against her neck, suckling on the bare flesh as he did so. She let out a soft moan of pleasure, quivering in place, and started to pound herself on his cock again, letting him just hold her in that position, taking advantage of it to whisper more sweet nothings in his ear. "You're pretty damn good at this," she told him, nibbling on his earlobe. "You feel so nice and thick and hard in me. Consider getting to fuck this tight pussy a thank you for being a hero."

He groaned at that last line, clearly enjoying it in particular, his own hips starting to buck up into her. She squeezed on his cock, panting as she was dragged alongside him to an ever increasing fever pitch of pleasure, until at last she came - at which point, he came too, spilling his seed inside her. She caught her breath, panting atop him, as they both trembled in bliss and collapsed against one another once their bodies were finished with their respective orgasms.

Once she caught her breath, though, she was right back at it. She gave his ass a quick smack. "We can fuck whenever you want, stud," she told him, nibbling on his ear again. "Consider me all yours. Aa~all yours," she said, her voice sultry, suggestive - and that, apparently pushed him over the edge, his self control vanishing in a heartbeat as he grabbed her and simply twisted her around, putting her on her back on her bed, gripping her thighs, and starting to just ram inside her.

She squeaked at the sharp sensations of his cock pounding away, but she couldn't deny the frisson of psychological delight, that she'd managed to work him up enough to just go like that. "I want you to be mine, Ur," he told her, his voice having a possessive note to it she found particularly appealing.

"Here's my body," she said, her voice warbling a bit from the sheer frantic pace of his thrusts. "Enjoy it however you like," she told him, a little grin on her lips as he got even more intense in response. He leaned down to kiss her again, and she just sighed into his mouth, as he railed her into the bed, making her come her brains out over and over again as he thought of nothing but maximizing orgasms and pleasure for the next half hour.

Fuck, young studs like this really were the best screws. He was particularly good even by their standards, too.

She hoped he understood that was all just dirty talk, though - even if it was nice to be considered attractive to a guy as hot as him despite being a single mother.