Truly Unfair Justice

"Oh young man, won't you become my champion?" A bright and shining light enveloped her body as she descended from the heavens. "I will bestow upon you power and glory for as long as you remain by my side!" A little kid? Is this some kind of scam? Why don't you come back in 10 years? I've labored through hardships, demon kings and slayed countless blight, yet you offer something I don't lack? Why don't you go back to your grandpa and ask for a new toy? Image source: Abo, Satoru