Trickster Among Shinobi: Joker's Unwanted Parade

Arsene S. Lupin aka Arsene Sean Lupin, also known as Sean Tokisaki opened his eyes as the light seeped through the curtains. His eyes focused as he reached to grab his pair of glasses which were of the slightly curved variety; he lifted his body from the futon and saw himself in the mirror.

"...I look like Ren Amamiya; hell I even got his persona's name..." He muttered idly as he remembered a memory from a long forgotten history.

Sean lifted himself from the futon and then proceeded to get himself ready for his morning routine. After he did his morning routine he changed into a pair of jeans and white socks whilst also donning a black T-shirt with an apron and headed towards the kitchen.

As he headed towards the kitchen his eyes temporarily roamed the other resident's rooms before moving onward.

'Can't believe I'm so close to the Senran Kagura cast...' He thought idly 'Oh well, at least Kurumi didn't go batshit crazy like her date-a-live counter part.'

Sean moved into the kitchen and began to do his magic. Funny really, shinobi families seem to prefer females over males whilst in Sean's previous world they favoured males than females to the point that female shinobi were known as kunoichi instead.

After tens of minutes, Sean finished making breakfast for the girls. He moved from the kitchen and into the dining room, only to see his older shinobi sister--Kurumi Tokisaki calmly waiting for her breakfast.

"Morning, little brother." She smiled faintly to which he responded in kind "Morning, big sis."

Sean placed Kurumi's toast and eggs along with her coffee on the table. He then began to do the same with Asuka's, Katsuragi's, Yagyu's, Hibari's and Ikaruga's breakfast albeit with different toppings and blends of coffee-- as well as; ugh... blasphemous tea.

Sean then proceeded to go to the couch and grab the TV remote and turned on the news whilst the shinobi girls arrived to have their breakfast.

"Good morning!" They all proceeded to give their own variations of good mornings and thanks whilst Sean simply nodded and went back into the kitchen for his own share.

Whilst he was making a certain piece of news caught his attention.

"It seems that the Phantom Thief strikes again and... oh my!" The news presenter gasped in excitement "It seems the Phantom Thief is aiming for the Masamune blade crafted by Goro Nyudo Masamune this evening today; but he also outed that this would be his last heist for the year."

Sean heard this and a faint grin erupted on his lips as he then proceeded to join the others in consuming breakfast.

As he was consuming his breakfast Kurumi suddenly asked him a question.

"Nee~ Are you hiding anything from us?" Kurumi asked Sean in a playful but silent serious tone to which Sean noticed that the other shinobi girls had their interest piqued a bit too much for Sean's liking; it's as if someone already alerted them of his identity.

'Oh well, I'm surprised that they didn't catch on quick enough. Although, I wouldn't be surprised due to the fact mother didn't give me any formal training in any form of combat and I had to learn everything from my [Avatar - Arsene Lupin]. All hail, blood ties. I'm lucky that Dad left some things about [Magecraft] and our family's inherit [Magic] before he died.' Sean mused 'And thankfully [Arsene] guided me along the way.'

"Rather than hiding, I just don't inform you." Sean responded calmly as he drank from his cup of tea. 'Ahh~ Coffee surely is bliss.'

"I see... I see... So if I asked, would you answer?" Kurumi asked him to which Sean nodded.

"Yeah." She smiled when he gave affirmation.

"Then are you the Phantom Thief, Joker?" She asked to which he blatantly nodded and stated "Yep, that's me; trained myself to be the best thief."

Everyone around the table seemed shocked albeit Kurumi was slightly shocked but simply smiled.

"Oh well, it's time for you to go to school." He shooed the away as they soon collected their bearings and left in a frantic hurry.

Kurumi however nodded towards Sean and left.

He sighed and then grinned.

"It's show time."