Grace : MC
Dea-chan : First waifu / Get out of Jail free Card / Supreme Goddess
Author-san : Yours' Truly / Reality Shaper / Best Wingman / Obese Fatty in dire need of exercise
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Kyoko Hayashi : waifu
Misuzu Ichijou : waifu
Toshimi Niki : waifu
Shizuka Marikawa : waifu
Saeko Busujima : waifu
Saya Takagi : waifu
Rei Miyamoto : waifu
Naomi : waifu
Kawamoto : waifu
Taniuchi : waifu
Yuuki Miku : waifu
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Eei Bee : errand boy / tank
Cee Bee : errand boy / scout
Eee Bee : errand boy / mecha
Kohta : fatty gun nerd / errand boy / sniper
Takashi Komuro : gay sacrifice / trash—redeemable
Hisashi Igou : gay / trash—redeemable
Yamada : useless / trash—black list