1 Funny Dream Indeed

What is this?

Is this a void? I don't think this is. Voids are endless darkness however I see bright dots everywhere and what seems to be a large boulder? Wait, why is that dot orange instead of white? And why are all the boulders circling it? This may it be outer space? No, I don't think so, and even if it was it wouldn't make sense for me to be floating around endlessly. Wait what am I even thinking about? Let's quickly recall what happened before I was here. So it seems like I was in a bar and I got drunk because beer was being broken in a bar fight and it flowed endlessly, and I drowned. So it seems like I'm unconscious then and that I am going to have a HUGE hangover tomorrow when I wake up! Oh no, no no no-no-no. I don't want that! I better enjoy this drunk dream whilst it lasts. Hmm, so in my really amazing lucid dream, I don't seem to have any control over it. Maybe that's normal. It does seem I'm moving fairly fast into a boul- no wait that's a planet? So this is outer space.

Wait! STOP! DON'T RUN INTO THE PLANET. Huh? Why am I not burning up or anything-AHHHHHH WHAT IS THIS PAIN?

[Installing System at 1 Kbps 0.001% 0.003%]

WHAT IS THIS SYSTEM?

3 eons later - mortals roaming the land now

[Installation of System 99.998%.. 99.999%... 99.9991%]

Huh, what is this extra deci- GOD DAMN THIS PAIN FINALLY SUBSIDED AN IT COMES BACK!

[Installation of System 99.9992%... 99.9993%.... 99.9994%]

WHY IS IT GETTING WORSE INSTEAD OF BETTER?? THE PAIN IT'S TOO MUCH WHYYYYY GOD WHY?!

1,600 years later after 200 more extra decimals

That- I thought I was dreaming since when did dreams have so much pain?

Maybe I'm going through surgery for alcohol poisoning. I only had 3 bottles, but maybe they were strong? I don't have enough money, what am I going to say to the doctors?? GOD! Why doesn't the USA have free healthcare??

Calm Cody, stay calm.

[Host's name is no longer Cody.]

Hallucinations are a thing when drunk don't worry about it.

[Host believes he's hallucinating initiating shock program level 3/5]

WHAT OWWWWWWWWW GOD DAMN IS THE DOCTOR A SADIST??

[Host still believe he's hallucinating initiating shock program level 4/5]

WAIT NO PLEASE-NO.

Can you at least explained why I was abused?

[Host is currently the last to transmigrate and is currently in the body of the Strongest God, Khador. The host's duty is to guide other gods and mortals. The host is not dreaming nor are you still on the unoccupied plane of Earth. The host is to learn how to train and control his body for a short period of 1500 years before going to meet the other gods. Host, please think of the word status.]

I then think about Status.

[Stauts

Name: Khador

Race: Universal God

Sub-Race: Lowly Human

Health: 1.000.000.000

Mana: 1.000.000.000

Strength: 1.000.000.000

Dexterity: 1.000.000.000

Constitution: 1.000.000.000

Intelligence: 1.000.000.000

Wisdom: 1.000.000.000

Charisma: 1.000.000.000

Skills:

Ultimate Creation

The ability to create anything living or inanimate out of thin air. Depending on how strong it is, as long as it's weaker than the Host the amount of mana used differs.

Weaknesses:

Insults: 4500-6.000.000 health lost depending on how insulted the host feels.]

What is up with insults as weakness I'm not that weak.. And why does it say, lowly human?

[....]

But anywho it seems that I'm strong and I can make skills as well.

[Host please begin a closed training session for 1500 or it will be increased to 25,000 years.]

1500 YEARS? WHAT?

[Host took too long to begin, forcefully teleporting Host. Time increased to 45.000 years.]

I- I'm at a loss for words. This room is like one for insane people. It's fully white, one small bed and nothing else. Where do I take my craps? Will I even be alive to the end? It did say I'm a God, and I don't seem to be in a dream since I can feel pain.

How do I start?

[Host is recommended to create Divine Abilities for further enhancement of powers and to limit your powers around others as a single blink can wipe out a small capital city with a population of 45,000 lowly humans.] The system emphasized on the lowly human part.

Uhm, okay. I guess I'll create my first divine ability.

"Ultimate Creation"

Then as if it knew what I want this appeared, except not what I quite expected.

-200 Mana

[Mirror]

[Low-rank weapon, glass is effective against Mortal Realm. One time-use. Another option to use this for is to make it an even powerful weapon to damage even higher ranked beings.]

That- that's interesting. Does the reflection work? I hope it does.

In the mirror, I can see a slim light-skinned man in his early '20s who has long black hair with long eyelashes that's also black. I look straight into the eyes and see a delicate blue as if it can be shattered if someone looks at it. And I also seem to be naked? I don't believe anyone else is with me so it shouldn't be a problem. The person in the mirror, who I hadn't expected to be me was EXTREMELY beautiful, only if I had these looks in my past life I wouldn't be going through a mid-life crisis.

[Host's training session has increased to 100,000 years due to excessive time-wasting.]

I'm going to die alone, aren't I?

~860 Words not including this or the status. The chapters may not make sense since this is the first novel I'm writing for the public, and I'm bad at dialog.~