Transmigrated As The Villainess ~ I am going to become a salted fish~

She didn't die brutally, she wasn't hit by truck-kun, didn't like playing video games, she wasn't taking a nap either neither did she find a door to another world, wasn't summoned, she didn't poke into something she shouldn't have and wasn't bullied in the bathroom which means that she wasn't flushed down the toilet either, she didn't see god neither was she rude to him, she wasn't hit by a garzey goose which means that the only thing that would make her be isekai'ed is by reading a book. She wishes to become a salted fish (in other words lazy) but, will the world and plot line allow her? ~Stay tuned ~ This author me is not good with synopsis. If u want to help me with it~ please feel free~!