43 The third gourmet evolution

We managed to reach the village so we went to report to tsunade. She has already managed to regain her youth thanks to nature energy circulation which reinvigorated her dead and dormant cells. She now has a healthy sheen on her skin like someone who just moisturised themselves. Though the creased brows weren't a good sign I thought as I entered with fuu behind me.

When she spotted me her uzumaki woman aura leaked out and she hurled a scroll at me with most of her strength in her base form. I caught it easily thanks to my heightened sense. "You brat!!! What I'm the hell where you thinking fighting in the village!!! Now that bastard takikage is demanding remuneration for the damage". "Tsunade it wasn't me, it was the akatsuki who did it. I just rescued the poor girl that they kabedonned to the wall" I said while stroking fuu affectionately which made tsunade angrier.

"That doesn't change the fact that they're demanding money! They also want their jinchuriki back while demanding materials like mokuton one as compensation". I scoffed at those greedy weeds. "Say that the akatsuki took her and that you can't help because they refused to heed your warning. Next send them a bottle of my latest drink to piss them off".

Her angry aura vanished as she gulped slightly "latest drink?" "Yes! Fuu here can produce honey from the seven tails which means I can make several nice alcoholic drinks like that mead I gave you before though this time they'll be much more powerful with bijuu chakra coursing through it". She then began to pant thinking about it "fuck the hidden grass!! Your to make as much of that as you can then present it to me for sampling!" "Ok~ get started on fuu's citizenship as a yūhi clan member. That way she can produce more honey which I can cook with. I'll invite you over for dinner tonight with my new creations".

Tsunade's hand became a blur as she began working on the paperwork while her shadow clones began spawning to help her. I then guided fuu towards the yūhi compound and informed her that she can either be one of my wives which made her blush or she can be adopted into the clan. She said she'll make that decision later to which I nodded.

After returning home I met Kurenai who began strangling me with her hug. She's a lot stronger now and I can feel the nature energy coursing through her. "Oh my cute otouto~ you left for missions as soon as you returned and left me such nice gifts. I'll have to reward you" she said pulling me in closer smothering me in her embrace. Whatever training she's been doing has done wonders for her figure it seems, her bust is quickly approaching tsunade's size.

Fuu looked at her chest a little envious as she glanced back at her own. Karin and tayuya just scoffed at her which made Kurenai adopt a Cheshire grin. "Ladies the trick is plenty of milk, seafood, chicken and most importantly leak soup. When you have a master chef brother who can get the best ingredients you'll be able to attain any figure you want!" The three then snapped towards toriko with a gaze that said get in the kitchen.

Toriko walked away while sobbing slightly "this is sexist, I'm more than just a cook and cleaner, I have needs and feelings" acting like an old soap opera from earth. The girls just giggled as he entered the kitchen with fuu.

"Fuu I need you to produce as much honey as you can, try to fill those jars if possible" "easy peasy, I can keep producing it with my chakra which grows back really fast~".

After she filled the jars I quickly got to work on the three things I wanted to prepare tonight. I poured some of the honey into water and began using a chakra brewing method I developed to brew alcohols faster. Tsunade was happy to provide resources for it. A honey wine was what I was aiming for which would be mead however I was actually producing a drink called chouchen as it has a stronger flavour and thicker colouring than mead does.

After I sampled the chouchen I found that it was amazing as I could feel my body heating up signifying I was close to my food fighter jutsu producing a new change though I hadn't reached it yet. So I chose to produce another alcohol called Nalewka which is a polish drink with an alcohol content 3 to 4 times that of chouchen.

For the dessert which was what honey is traditionally focused on I chose to make a honey and coconut basbousa packed with nature chakra so it would refine the body. I'd also made a saffron honey jalebi on the side which fuu tried to inhale after tasting the first one. "Wow!!! I didn't know my goo tasted this good". I had to restrain myself from shouting phrasing!!!

Last but not least was the hardest dish to prepare, recently I'd procured some prime beef from the yamanaka clan who raise boars and buffalo like how the Nara raise deer. They don't reveal the buffalo though because they use them for purposes that I can't fathom.

Anyway what I'm preparing for our dinner tonight was "boeuf bourguignon" which is a dish from food wars that contains honey. The ingredients include: beef, honey, onions, mushrooms, butter, carrots, cauliflower, salt, pepper, bouquet garni and garlic. The beef of the dish I actually chose to simmer in the chouchen to see the results. Fuu had a foodgasm after tasting it so I assume it's good.

Lastly I produced potato and leek soup which my sister informed me in our past life was amazing at growing busy size. It took about 40 mins to cook all together which was rather short compared to the other ingredients. By the time I had finished all the women of the household had returned from missions and work to satisfy their hunger with my cooking.

Hana, tsume, Hinata, tsunade, shizune, tayuya, Karin, fuu, Kurenai, Anko, yugao and pakura were gathered around the massive dining table awaiting their feast though none looked more excited than my sister Kurenai. I swiftly arrived dressed in my new apron that read "I bite back" on it which was a gift from anko.

I placed the glasses and filled them with chouchen the left a plate of the honey Jalebi for them to snack on like it was garlic bread. I then returned to the soup followed by the beef dish as the main course then lastly the dessert. After I explained each dish to them before we started eating to build up hunger and anticipation all of them swiftly dug in. It was funny as I thought only ton ton was the pig based on how ravenous them became after one bite or swig off our meal.

The older women and I practically melted after tasting the Chouchen, the girls who wanted the health benefits had a creamy imprint on their lips which resembled another type of cream. When they licked it off their lips I couldn't help but feel a burning sensation between my thighs. Next was the food wars dish that had everyone squirming in delight. Most people would have lost their clothes if they weren't wearing steel mesh armour over their skin. Lastly was the dessert, with a swift crunch as I but into it I felt myself swimming in a see of honey.

After the meal Kurenai and I quickly began going through some changes as our clothes were literally torn off this time. The food fighter Jutsu was kicking in, a pleasant feeling soaked our entire body as the collected honey smothered every muscle fibre tearing them, massaging them, soaking them and entwining them completely changing our muscle systems to be vastly different compared to before.

The medical ninja in the room were entranced at the sight as they could identify the changes. They couldn't be achieved without months of surgery and training but we achieved it in seconds. Our chakra and physical strength improved vastly compared to before. It's safe to assume we're kage level shinobi. I don't have a measure for my

Kugi counter anymore as it was hard to measure before I tasted the honey now it's completely up in the air.

With a quick exhale from both of us I turned to the others "anyone interested in a bath? I had an onsen installed out back just for us". They nodded frantically as they watched me and my sister walk towards the bath house. I'd left the nalewka to chill in a mini fridge out there so it taste nicer in the bath. I'd completely forgot that I was naked thanks to the transformation so everyone got a good glimpse at my birthday suit. Not that I mind but my sister could have gave me a heads up.