49 Time Warp 15

"His name's Fu, he's a little science project made from that stupid Towa and her walking talking petri dish of a dildo Mira," I flat out began divulging everything I knew about him, "The dude is basically what Cell wishes he could be, he's part Saiyan, Kai, Demon, Human, Namekian, Eternal Dragon you name it and more with the dna from the best throughout the timelines. He's wanting to fuck up timelines to collect some crazy energy the changes cause and use it with something called the Universe Tree to create his own universe."

Her fingers stopped trailing through my hair and she stared down at me, deadpan, "You're kidding...right?" she asked, looking at me with dead eyes.

"Other than the fact that he apparently doesn't actually want to hurt anybody and will try and make things go better for the timelines he changes, that's about all I know." I shrugged.

"Perfect...just perfect," she groaned, palming her cute little face with one cute little hand, "And I thought dealing with Demigra again was a pain."

She clicked her tongue and shook her head before looking back down into my eyes, "We're gonna need a lot more fire power if we're dealing with someone who can manipulate the Universe Tree," Chronoa told me flatly, "Even Kronel won't be able to match up against something like that right now."

"..Kronel?" I raised an eyebrow in confusion. That was one name I'd never heard of before. Perhaps someone from Dragon Ball Heroes?

"Oh him? Kronel's the strongest member of the Time Patrol," she replied, "He's the partner of my top agent Trunks Briefs. He's a half saiyan, half kai and is actually able to reach Super Saiyan Rose. It's only thanks to him we managed to deal with Demigra not too long ago."

Chronoa sighed then, "I wish he wasn't so tight lipped about where he came from though," she mused, "He's the first half kai I've heard of and he was born with the natural god ki of a kai and mortal ki. All he's let slip is that his father is apparently some freak of nature and so monstrously strong he makes Demigra even in his Demon God form look weak."

....What kind of motherfucking Gary Stu piece of shit is that!? He's most likely the Hero from Xenoverse One, but holy fuck what the hell is that? Who the fuck does he think he is, that edgy motherfucker Xicorn from that one fan series? The dude who was the son of Goku and that one Supreme Kai chick that got killed by Kid Buu. Seriously, the son of Goku and a kai, it was like some edgy motherfucking overpowered Mary Sue self insert character.

"...It'll take me a while to get as strong as a Super Saiyan God." I replied after putting that crazy shit to the back of my mind.

"I know, but you're making good time," she smiled at me, "Besides, I've not just been idle here. I figured something like this would come up, so I went ahead and did a little bit of gardening for you." she swiped her hand, and a portal shimmered into existence beside us, and..I could see my personal dimensions.....my personal dimension that now had two titanic monolithic trees piercing up miles into the sky.

"H-how the hell?" I sputtered. I need to give permission for people to enter my dimension or open it myself!

Chronoa grinned cheekily down at me, "Time and Space are parallel concepts, you cannot manipulate one without some ability with the other, and this little dimension of yours is very new and you've put in no barriers around it, so it was simple for me to open up a portal to it," she explained to me proudly, "So when I got here and found Mr. Popo having left the seed he found for you on the nightstand beside the bed they put you in, I went ahead and planted it for you while here. So you've got three days worth of fruit to use now."

...Well that was nice to know I guess. And I also just noticed, that we are actually on a bed. A very familiar bed, in a very familiar bland white room. The same room I first woke up in, or well the version of it in this timeline at least. I'm gonna need to put some barriers in around my dimension though. Thankfully, I've got a good idea on how to do that thanks to all the new information that raped its way into my brain.

"Thanks," I settled on smiling at her, "This'll be a big help." and I'm not lying. With two Tree of Might, that's what forty eight fruit a day? At twenty thousand increases per one, that's nine hundred and sixty thousand worth of battle power a day, and for all three days worth, two million, eight hundred and eighty thousand. With my magic unlocked and the Mystic Saiyan form, that will be three entire Frieza worths in Super Saiyan!

"Good to hear," Chronoa beamed, before clapping her hands together, her hand leaving my hair for the first time, "So, I think it's best you keep with Fu unaware that we're working together. For now, feel free go crazy throughout the timelines he's got loaded in that Time Ring of yours and use all the chances you can get to your advance and get as strong as possible, I'll do my best to mitigate the Time Break energy Fu will be able to collect from your actions."

"..Isn't that bad though? Aren't you supposed to stop things like that?" I asked.

She shrugged, "Yes, but compared to the crazy amount Towa messed up, it's a small amount and worth it compared to how much this Fu will do later on," she replied, "Now..I kind of need to get a move on, my energy is running low now. Is there anything you need from me before I leave?"

...Not really. I kind of just want some alone time to process everything going on in my head right now. "Beyond telling me how I can contact you later n-" I paused as a thought came to mind, "Actually, there is one thing that comes to mind."

"Oh?" Chronoa raised an eyebrow at me, and prompted me to go on

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"King Yemma's fruit, are they actually a thing?" I asked.

She stared at me for a moment before blinking in comprehension, "Oh those things? Yeah, they're real. They taste great, but they only double your power the one time, so even after eating more after the first one they won't do anything for your power," she replied, then grinned impishly at me, "Actually, hold that thought cutie. Kai Kai."

"Huh?" I uttered in surprise as her thighs disappeared from underneath my head and I felt soft fabric under my skull.

A moment later, she appeared standing on the bed above me with her grin still on her face, holding a large golden apple in one hand, "Here ya go," she held it out to me, "Once you reach past a certain point they won't work either and I think you're approaching it. So you may as well take this right now before you miss the chance entirely."

"..Okay?" I replied hesitantly. Man, my brain is way too full with unprocessed knowledge right now to take this all in easily. I lifted my hand and she dropped it into my palm. "How would I go about growing a tree of them?" I asked before she moved on.

"Just plant the seed from inside the fruit in your little dimension, it grows on life force just like the Tree of Might, Yemma planted his tree near hell so he could use the residents of it to supply the energy," she pointed out something quite horrifying sounding with a giggle, "And don't worry about contacting me, I'll generally be keeping an eye on you, so if you need me, just say so and I should hear. Bye bye now." she told me, before bending down and patting me on the head and disappearing entirely.

I heard the sound of something shattering, but saw nothing. "...Well that was something." I muttered in a daze, shimmying up to lay my head on the pillow.

My eyes dropped to the golden fruit in my hand. 'May as well do it now.' I mused, and brought it to my mouth and bit into it. As soon as I did, I felt my power well up inside me massively ballooning in size.

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