29 Planet Namek 8

I awoke to my senses going haywire. "What the fuck?" I jerked up into a sitting position from where I lay on my bed. A mass gathering of powers had just suddenly began to rapidly spike upwards all of a sudden at insane speeds.

"What's wrong with you?" Bulma who was sitting on the bed nursing a cup of coffee asked with a raised brow.

"I just sensed a crazy amount of power rising." I told her. The weird thing was, while I didn't recognise most of them, I did recognise the two that stood out the most, higher than all the others by quite a margin. It was Guru and Nail. And by god were they fucking massive in comparison to what they were when I left Guru's home behind. What the hell did they get up to when I left?

"Eh?" Bulma went wide eyed, "Should we get out of here then?" she panicked.

"No, it's fine," I waved her off, either way it's still Guru "I know who they are, they aren't bad guys and they wouldn't be a threat to me even if they were, compared to yesterday my power is in a completely new league." I explained with a smile before reaching over to grab my scouter, I wanted to check at what kind of numbers they were sitting at for a solid understanding.

16,222.

32,443.

21,226.

47,387.

52,524.

42.126.

51,177.

24,972.

32,068.

38,299.

15,070.

11,630.

394,500.

43,800.

10,972.

13,243.

35,223.

32,900.

682,420.

701,234.

706,622.

10,000.

23,113,230

28,933,296

There was a list of one hundred battle powers in total that were read and scrolled through in just moments. Not a single one of them was below ten thousand. Some were even approaching a million. But the two that stood out the most, were obviously Nail and Guru's powers. they had both exceeded twenty million! Guru wasn't far off from thirty million!

What the hell happened while I was asleep? While I'd been training to get a hold of my new strength I'd felt both Guru and Nail's powers rising, but nothing like this! On top of that, it seemed every single Namekian on the planet had gathered together and all of their powers and exploded upwards.

Had Guru freaking unlocked the potential of every single member of his race on the planet? That was absurd! Hell, would they even need my help now a year from now? If Frieza came down here and wasn't in his final form he'd get killed instantly by Nail or Guru, hell some of the random powers I saw could gank him before he transformed if he appeared on Namek in his first form.

Shit, I've really butterflied the shit out of canon now haven't I? And he did it all while I was sleeping too, how crazy.

A dainty finger flicked my nose bringing me out of my thoughts and I looked to see Bulma standing in front of me, clad in her grey panties and tank top, her arms crossed and glaring at me with those pretty blue eyes of hers, "That reminds me you dick, why the hell did you go ahead and summon the dragon already!?" she ground out, "I wanted to see it as well! What's the point of me coming if you don't let me see the cool stuff."

...Oh right, that damn clone must have told her.

"And another thing, what's with all that weird fruit?" she asked, pointing to the table where we had eaten our meals, where I had left the ten spiky orange fruit of the Tree of Might.

"You didn't want to come remember?" I shrugged, "Besides, it isn't like I wasn't thinking of you, check this out." I reached out and gently grabbed her hand, then sliced one of my fingernails across skin on her hand lightly, drawing a small little cut.

"What the hell are you-ah you asshole!" She hissed. She jerked her hand out of my grip and raised it to slap me before stopping and blinking. She brought her hand to her face and looked at the back of it, where not a single mark remained, "..What the fuck did you do buster?"

"I wished for regeneration for the both of us," I smirked at her, crossing my arms across my chest smugly, "Now you can survive and heal from pretty much anything besides having your entire body vaporized, and the best of it is it should keep you young forever."

"...Huh, neat," Bulma blinked, before reaching up and cupping her breasts in her hands and juggling them a bit, "Now that you mention it, I don't feel any pain in my back at all right now. With how big my tits have gotten there's always been at least a small little ache."

"As for the fruit," I continued after admiring the contours of those amazingly shaped breasts, pointing over at them, "They're fruit from the Tree of Might. Eating them will give you a massive power boost. Each one should give you roughly a boost of twenty thousand in battle power. I ate a few last night and gave some to the Namekians for letting me use the dragon balls and doing me a big favour and I kept those ten for you so you could get strong easy yourself without having to do any training and nobody can basically hurt you."

"..Wait seriously?" Bulma arched a brow at me, incredulous, "Ten of them at twenty thousand means two hundred thousand battle power, as in one hundred and thirty three times stronger than Raditz who bitch slapped around Piccolo and Goku the two strongest guys on Earth by far just two months ago?"

"Thaaat's right." There was smug, and then there was the level above it, which was probably what was plastered across my face right now.

"That's so sweet!" Bulma squealed, throwing her arms around my neck and hugging me tight before pressing a large wet kiss right against my lips. "So do I just eat them?"

"Yep, have at them, they taste good to so they'll do for breakfast," I replied, gesturing to the fruit on the table, "And as for the Namekian Dragon, don't worry about it, I'll be able to show you him later."

"Sure, sure," Bulma waved me off before hopping over to the table. It did amazing things to that pawg ass of hers, "Bottoms up!" she cheered as she grabbed one of the spiky orange fruit and took a massive bite out of it.

As soon as she did, a massive blue aura burst into existence around her body and I felt her miniscule ki expand hundreds of times over in an instant, overtaking the power I felt from Tien, Yamcha, Krillin in such in split moments.

"Woooo!" Bulma hollered, taking another bite and causing her power to expand again, "This feels amazing! No wonder you meatheads love this so much!"

I snorted in amusement while idly grabbing the items being sent through the air by her blazing aura of power.

'Interesting, it seems that the fruit will unlock the ki of those who have never even used it before when eaten.' I observed. That was very good to know for later.