89 A Farmers Life 3

'Acknowledged.' there was an immediate reply in my mind.

Well…wasn't it a hard worker.

"Honestly, what is with you and that garden?" Bulla laughed, "You're less of a warrior and more of a farmer."

"Everybody needs a hobby," I shrugged, "Besides, you clearly don't know of the sheer power farmers hold. Haven't you ever heard of Farmer With A Shotgun?"

"What?" Bulla's face scrunched up, "The hell is that?"

"Exactly, he's too high level for a weakling like you to know about." I taunted, smugly.

"Weakling!? Oh, it's on daddy!" Bulla bared her teeth, golden light erupting around her form as she powered up to super saiyan, her hair going from blue to golden blonde, "I'll show you weakling!" she exploded forward and punched out, smashing her fist into his face with a mountain destroying punch.

Which promptly did nothing as it landed straight against my forehead. "Ow! What the hell is your head made of?" Bulla hissed, pulling back and rubbing at her wrist.

"Now now, throwing hands like that means you need to get punished." I snorted, and disappeared in a blur of speed, getting behind her. And then my hand flashed out-

And spanked her straight across the ass.

"Ah!" Bulla yelped as my spank sent her soaring through the air, to land smack dab in the middle of the forest area. Head first, buried in the ground. Her ass wiggling in the air as she tried to pull herself out.

To my surprise though, no illusions appeared, even by time she managed to wriggle out of the ground.

"Ow, really? A spank on the ass?" Bulla pouted at me.

"Don't act like you don't like it." I snorted, flying over to land beside her. And as I touched down, I felt a very small but immediate drain on my ki.

Yet nothing appeared.

Odd.

"I'd prefer it while on a bed actually," Bulla shrugged, before looking around, "So anyway, I can feel my ki being drained, but where's the illusions?"

"Dunno." I shrugged, and decided to help the island out a bit. Through the connection it made to suck out my ki, I flooded a massive amount of my reserves out into the forest itself.

The reaction was immediate.

The barren ground beneath us all but ruptured as dark green herbs with shimmering rainbow light emanating from the leaves split out from the ground in the hundreds.

Infinite ki was useful like that.

"Woah, they're kinda pretty," Bulla grinned, before it turned smug, "Hey, if no illusions appeared for us, doesn't that mean there isn't anything we're afraid of?"

"Might be." I conceded.

"Sweet, I'm such a badass!" Bulla pumped her fist into the air excitedly.

I rolled my eyes in amusement, before lifting my hand and spreading out a grasp of telekinesis over the immediate area. I clenched my hand, and lifted it up.

And the ground broke apart around us, a chunk of land around hundred feet by hundred feet in size rose up into the air, and then with my other hand I opened up a portal to my dimension.

"Let's go." I said to Bulla, hopping through it.

She shrugged, following behind me.

We appeared right smack dab in the middle of my garden, and I wasted no time in tearing out a chunk of the land with telekinesis and fitting in my all new allotment of paradise herbs.

Bulla snagged one up as I planted the land and tossed it in her gob and started chewing, "Tastes like crap." she shrugged, before swallowing, "And beyond a tingly feeling, I don't feel any different."

No, she was wrong. I felt it. It was a tiny, tiny amount that I wouldn't have noticed at any other point. But because I was focusing so intensely on controlling my own ki while in my Legendary Super Saiyan Three form I noticed it.

A tiny little power increase, not even a thousandth of her power in base form, absolutely miniscule, but it increased nonetheless.

"Didn't your mother ever teach you not to eat strange things from the ground?" I snorted.

Not that it was really a bother. It was now connected to a land that was being continuously fed my ki in an infinite loop, in massive amounts. Hundreds of these would probably grow a day.

"She did," Bulla gave me a full fanged smirk, "But then my new daddy ate a big lizard tail in front of me that had been festering in the ground for over a decade, and I'm a daddy's girl at heart you see."

Such a shameless girl.

I laughed, "Alright, fair enough," I shrugged, "Speaking of lizards though, I'm thinking it's about time I go pay Frieza a visit."

"Ooooh! Seriously!" Bulla was immediately excited, "Hey hey hey! can I fight him? Can I be the one to beat the shit out of him and make him shit himself when he see's a super saiyan for the first time?"

"Sure, for the most part," I shrugged, "But you wanted to eat his tail right so you can do the same thing as me?"

As I said that, I grabbed a paradise herb for myself and took a munch of it. I didn't need it at all, but since I've already eaten the fruit of might and Yemma's fruit, I may as well ingest some of this as well to round it out.

Hmm, it didn't taste bad actually. Well, I mean it's a herb, so it wasn't exactly good or anything, but still, I could probably use it as seasoning for sure.

I'll have the Big Gete Gamer System experiment with it in a few dishes.

"Oh yeah totally, I wanna breathe in space and make that badass armour like you do," Bulla pumped her fist, "With it I'll be able to copy your Ultra Bio Form too and it'll do until I finally figure out how to go Super Saiyan 2!"

"Then after we kick his ass, I'll unlock his potential," I replied, "Then we can cut off his tail and you can eat it. It'll give you a way bigger boost in power then."

Admittedly unlocking the potential of Frieza of all people, would be a really really dumb move. But I'm not all that good at unlocking potential compared to Dende and Guru, so it'll only be a small portion I unlock. Enough for a pretty decent power boost though.

"Sounds good to me," Bulla happily jumped atop me, wrapping herself around me, "Let's go daddy-o!"