Survive in Labyrinth (1)
"Rumble, rumble, roarrrrrrr" a weird noise resounding behind Skely…
Skely: Did you hear that Jello?
Jello: (￣(エ)￣)ゞ
Jello: Roarrrrrrrrrr, rowrrrrrr
Skely: Oh, I didn't realize that you have a stomach. Usually Slime doesn't have a stomach. Maybe that's why you are a Jello. Hey! How do you do No.2 dude? I saw you keep eating but you didn't gain any weight.
Jello: ((╬ಠ﹏ಠ))
Skely: Okey okey, it's your secret. I'm not afraid of gaining any fat either. Why should I care about my weight huh? I want to eat something too. Let's go hunting.
- A wild Turkey appeared
Skely: Oooh! Remind me of Thanksgiving Turkey…
1. Fight 2. Catch
Let's fight it and cook something for Jello. I wonder why I know how to cook. I'm just a mere Skeleton. Maybe I'm not a regular skeleton. Not so many skeletons are as handsome as me.
- Fight
- Magical swinging bony Slash.
- Turkey took 5 damages.
- Turkey died.
- Turkey is a special food in Thanksgiving. You can eat that with your family and close one.
Hmm, let's cook this one but I didn't have any equipment or spice to cook.
- A wild corpse of a dead adventurer appeared.
- You can loot items from that corpse.
- Found a pot, a magical cooker, many pots of spices.
Skely: I'm giving up of this author already. He didn't make any sense out of it. Is this really a novel or a scripted writing?
Author: Of course, you bony skeleton! I'm cooking while writing this chapter so why not?
Anyways, let's loot this and cook some nice things for Jello to eat. Hmm, can I eat tho? I don't have tongue nor stomach to eat. Can I really taste anything out of this Turkey? Good question. Nevermind, let's try some Turkey meat later.
Jello: Tic toc tic toc
Skely: The heck?! Are you drooling or are you pee-peeing?
Let's me try to cook this Turkey. Hmm, how to use this magical cooker anyway.
Author: It's magical, baby. Season the turkey and then put it in and say Abracadabra. GGEZ
Skely: (ﾉꐦ ◎曲◎)ﾉ=͟͟͞͞ ⌨ stop being lazy you lazy monkey bonobo. At least write something fancy.
'Abracadabra'
- Your Turkey is ready to eat
Skely: Here you go Jello. Half for you and half for me.
Jello: (*≧m≦*)
Skely: Bon Apetit!
Author: Itadakimasu!
System: 吃饭了!
Skely: …
Jello: …
Skely took his first bite. Hmm, this Turkey is exceptionally tender. Cooked to medium rare, the meat just melts in your mouth. Due to the location of the cut, the part doesn't have the marbling that's found in other cuts, but it's easily the most tender you can get. What it lacks in marbling, it makes up for in tenderness and flavor. Still need mushroom and some other vegetable to stuff this Turkey but it's still a masterpiece of a fine cook. 10 out of 10 I shall say.
It worth my effort to fight that Turkey.
R.I.P Turkey. Thank you for the food.
Wait!!! How the heck can I taste things? Where did the food go after I swallow them?
Narrator: And then, Skely realize the white floating thing covers all his body.
Skely: What is this thing? Is this magical air or Chi in Fantasy Novel?
Author: It is Mana and yes, you are MC of a Fantasy Novel.
Skely: Oh, okay then that make sense.
- Danger! Danger! Danger!
- Found a mysterious powerful existence coming
- Suggested Skely to make a quick escape in 5 seconds
Skely: What? How can I escape if you only notice me 5 seconds ahead of time?
- A wild Minotaur appeared
- Minotaur is one of the most powerful creature in this floor
- Suggested a noob like you to bow down and beg for mercy
Skely: Since when was System savage like this?
Jello: (｀◕‸◕´+) Bowed
Skely: ఠ ͟ಠ really????
- Minotaur looked at you.
- Minotaur stared at you.
- Minotaur breathed out heavily.
- Minotaur was waving giant axe.
- Minotaur …
Skely: Stahppppppppp! Okay okay, I bow now. Please show this noob Skeleton some mercy.
- Minotaur picked up your turkey and ate it.
- Minotaur is kinda happy.
- Minotaur pat you on your shoulder.
- Minotaur just left.
Err? What about my lunch? ☹ At least leave me something to eat ☹
Narrator: In the end, Skely was successful to maintain his diet to become a supermodel.