Thus, The Service Club is back to work

-Sōbu High School, Hikigaya's Favaorite Place

The wind blows on the parking bicycle of Sōbu High School as the two people are eating their lunch, a very ordinary situation for couples if not for the identity of those two people.

(Food tastes best when you don't have to work for it. Source: me)

Hikigaya monologue in his mind as he eats the lunch box created by Miura Yumiko, the woman who leers with a helpless expression on his face.

They had been doing this event when Hikigaya Komachi did not make him a lunch box while Eriri and Utaha were busy with their work.

A regular situation that became a norm that even the Miura was no longer resisting when Luxion messages her to cook for Hikigaya Hachiman.

"..."

Miura was twiddling her fingers as she watched Hikigaya eat her lunch box, both anxious and nervous as she tried to know what Hikigaya thought about her lunch box.

"Oi, Hikkio! What do you think?"

"Well, Hayama would really like this for sure."

"Really!? Then maybe I should make some for him..."

(When did this session become a food consultation event!?)

Hikigaya thought with complicated feelings as she looked at Miura, who was looking at him with a cheerful face.

A face that everyone could mistake for a happy girlfriend who makes lunch boxes for his boyfriend if not for their take-and-take relationship of Hikigaya to her.

...

"Say you've been hanging out with that Yukinoshata and others, right?"

"Well, I have an obligation as a club member..."

(Well, I'm not really obligated to perform my duty as a club member.)

Hikigaya thought while the expression of Miura darkened. An expression she would show if she is not satisfied with people or the situation itself.

"I see. That makes no sense at all..."

Miura said while glaring at Hikigaya Hachiman with hatred. However, Hikigaya ignores her action as he continues eating his lunch box created by Miura.

"Then whose your girlfriend between them?"

"Well, All of them? Just Kidd-"

"DIE!"

Miura stands as she leaves with an irritated expression while bringing the lunch box she created for Hikigaya. And Hikigaya chokes on his food, not knowing why Miura's mood plummets so suddenly.

"Wait-!"

[Master really knows how to make the girls have an expectation of him. Then destroy the mood in one sentence.]

"..."

Hikigaya looks at the retreating figure of Miura as he looks intensely at the lunch box where the food he is supposed to eat.

(Hah... my Omelet-rice... that woman was improving her skill daily, just how much she's in love with that Hayato...)

Hikigaya thought, not knowing the real reason why Miura Yumiko continued improving her cooking skills.

...

...

-Sōbu High School, Service Club.

"Whahahahaha, I, Zaimokuza Yoshiteru, commands you! DIE!"

Laughter and disturbing words echoed inside the Service Club as all the female club members outside the door cautiously looked inside.

"Oi! What are you guys doing-"

"Shhh!"

Eriri blocked Hikigaya's mouth with her hand as she made Hikigaya look at the Service Club through the glass on the door.

Meanwhile, the guy inside the room with an overweight appearance and dressed conspicuously was making an eccentric move. Some are from Zero-pose, and others came from the characters in the novels that came from Hikigaya himself.

(Geh, why the hell he's here...)

Hikigaya thought as new trouble was coming to their club.

...

"Manuscript for a novel?"

Hikigaya said as he looked at the guy looking at the manuscript that he, Utaha, and Eriri worked on with excitement.

"Yes! I heard from my intel(Hiratsuka) that this place was the perfect one to become a judge on my masterpiece! And it truly is! Looking at this place, this must be a literature club, right!?"

The old Service Club has an interior close to a storage room. Still, due to Eriri and Utaha, it became a club resembling a literature club as countless books and reference brought by Eriri to school was now stocked on the shelves inside the Service Club.

"No. This is the service club."

"..."

Yukinoshata Yukino said bluntly, making the guy freeze as her cold eyes penetrated his whole body.

"But according to my judgment-"

"This pig must be lost, Kouhai-kun. Please help him see out of the room."

Kasumigaoka Utaha shook her head and continued typing on her manuscript as she lost interest in the guy, bringing the guy to his knees as hurtful words started flying left and right.

"Hah... another eccentric one... I think you need to see your psychiatrist, not this club."

Sawamura Eriri, who was not even looking at him, continued to draw at her illustration board, making the guy on his knees start crying.

"Are you guys demons!?"

Hikigaya said with a twitch in his mouth as all the female clubs did not say anything to him.

"Well, he's a little gross, I think, hehe."

With that words as the last nail of the coffin that came from Yuigahama, the guy whose crying started to stand up and walk sluggishly to the door of the club with the great depression in his background.

"I'm going to commit suicide..."

""WAIT!""

Every club member stops the guy as they try to appease him by offering to listen to his request, much to the guy's delight as he starts acting out strangely again.

[Master, it looks like your Chuunibyou disease was contangious]

Luxion, hiding in his pocket, said to his Master jokingly though Hikigaya just shoved him deeper into his pocket.

...

"Then, you want us to cure your mental illness, correct?"

Yukinoshata said as she looked at the guy whose shaking his head outrightly.

"No, no! Well, it's not really an illness. I want to get an opinion for my manuscript.."

(This guy, forget about Yukinoshata... Utaha and Eriri would make you want to commit suicide again if you tried to let them read your amateur manuscript.)

Hikigaya said to his mind as he started praying for the mental health of the helpless lamb. He decided to back off as he did not want to be involved with him and left the club as quietly as possible.

"Where are you going?"

Yukinoshata questioned Hikigaya, who was leaving quietly with her sharp eyes.

"Toilet?"

"I see. Then please buy us some beverages. I think this session would last long enough."

"I want coffee."

"I want milk tea!"

"Juice."

"..."

Hikigaya looked despondently at the female members as they gave him money to buy their beverages.

(It was her saying that she won't allow me to escape... Yukinoshata Yukino, do you really want me to judge this guy? Very well, let's make this his last manuscript.)

Thus, Hikigaya Hachiman and others mercilessly destroy an amateur author.