Strange predicament

In my previous life, I was a nerd. Very big nerd. I enjoyed manga and video games and ultimately died by getting hit by a truck. I had no chance at all really, I was basically a stickman.

I ultimately had one fear in life and that was death.

Where did we go? was it eternal darkness? Our soul has to go somewhere, right?

so imagine my happiness when is was told I was to be reincarnated with all my memories by some naked dog- god thing.

And then imagine the immediate despair I felt when I was told that I would be thrown into the body of Yuji Itadori at the time he first consumed Sukuna's finger.

This is not Naruto!! Sukuna is literally evil incarnate, And that means I'm being thrown into a world to just get executed eventually.

"I decided to kill off Sukuna though, so have fun with that plot twist"

"Umm, Hows is that supposed to work"

" He is dead, he will not come back. Figure it out bye."

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"Damn, what an info dump"

15 years of a life that's not mine, wait does that make me 31, or am I still 15. Anyways holy shit Yuji's life is boring and kinda depressing. He just recently got a couple of friends after basically being a loner his entire life. He kinda just has acquaintances really and he's lived on his own for the last year and a half because his old grandfather that has raised him since birth fell ill and recently died. And to top it all off he just ate a finger... gross.

I finally decided to open my eyes and the first thing I saw in my second chance at life was this big fat ugly rhino bitch running at me. Has to be the ugliest thing I have ever seen. I've seen how this goes in that anime so why should I change it.

I uppercut it once it comes into my reach and it explodes as I hit it. I also decided to move right after so I wouldn't get blood... or goop on me.

I finally looked at my hands and my arms expecting to see Sukuna's tattoo things but apart from two lines around my left wrist there was nothing and if I'm feeling my face correctly I don't have any extra eyes. Nice, I don't have any face tattoos either.

Now, that think about it I probably look really weird feeling up my face like this. I look around and yep, Megumi is looking at me with curiosity and fear.

Megumi began while yelling a little too loud for my liking " On behalf of Jujutsu regulations I have to exorcise you as a curse !"

" Whoa man listen I'm not a curse I promise, it's all me," I said while holding my hands up.

just then Satoru freaking Gojou arrived holding a bag of mochi.

"Yo, What's the situation "

Megumi began "I was looking for the finger, then came across this guy who found the finger then had to fight a few curses, then I lost the finger."

he interrupted " Lost the finger?"

I decided to interrupt his thought " I ate it."

...

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" for real"

"Yep, for real"

He then came way too close for comfort, but I just let it happen.

"Damn, you really did combine," he said, " Do you feel any different?"

" other than having a wrist tattoo and feeling a whole lot stronger, no not really" I answered honestly

He seemed to be in thought for a second " No voices, evil guys, or homicidal thoughts?"

" No more than the usual"

and then I felt his fingers on my forehead, and I blacked out.