40 Birthday
The day ended pretty boringly after Izuku discovered his quirk, Diluc went into Bloodborne and read some books because he didn't feel very excited to face death again.
The morning came and Diluc woke up. It was time for Diluc to take Inko and Mitsuki on a jog. Both of them had changed into sports bras and pants.
They ran for about 15mins before Diluc realized this was a bad idea. The girls kept getting dog whistled and random guys kept stopping them to flirt with them.
Even Diluc was getting a bit distracted by the two sets of tits bobbing to either of his sides. Although Inko was a bit chubby, it didn't take from her breasts in the slightest and Mitsuki was only unfit, not fat or anything like that, so it was an enchanting sight.
"This won't work." Diluc commented on a break.
"What's up honey? Are we too slow?" Inko was concerned about not being able to keep up with her son.
"Not at all. You two are far too attractive to be jogging in broad daylight. We'll get some treadmills." Diluc spoke.
Mitsuki grinned and puffed her chest which resulted in her sports bra ripping a bit. Not enough to show any skin, but enough to be a problem.
"See what I mean?" He spoke.
The three of them went to a sports store where they bought a couple other sets of sports clothes. They bought some treadmills that Diluc carried home.
He brought out Chastiefol which turned into its pillow form that he threw the three treadmills on.
They then ran home while being chased by a floating pillow. Anytime someone would try to cat call or flirt with the two women, Chastiefol set the treadmills down and turn into hundreds of little daggers pointing at them.
They didn't want to fuck with them after seeing that.
The next month went pretty normally, the girls continued to sleep with Diluc. He'd go into Bloodborne and kill some bosses. And school was still a nuisance.
For some despicable reason, the principal still found it necessary to force Diluc and Katsuki to try and get along although they didn't bother each other anymore.
Their two families were called in every week to check up on the two boys 'progress'.
Diluc had caught him staring at the two MILFs bodies during their 'check-ups' so he at least knew why he was so annoying.
Thankfully, Momo had took notice of this one day when she walked in the office to find Diluc only to see the principal eyeing the two women. She threatened him with taking funding away from the school which she had asked her dad to do in case she ever needed leverage over a teacher.
She was surprisingly smart to foresee the school's bullshit.
Regardless, the principal didn't care. The funding all went in his pocket anyway, he didn't care how much it was as long as he kept getting paid to call in hot women to stare at all day.
The principal was found sliced in half by a Greatsword a few days later. I wonder who could've done that?
Diluc had finished the whole of Gehrman's library in the first week and reluctantly fought some bosses.
The Cleric Beast was surprisingly difficult. It was pretty swift and if you were scratched in the slightest, your blood would expand and implode at the wound, essentially rendering the entire limb useless.
Although the beast had gotten a buff, it still only took Diluc two nights to get rid of him without taking a single attack.
Father Guacamole was also quite annoying. The way hunters fight and the way the monsters in Dark Souls fight were ridiculously different.
While Dark Souls exemplified slow but hard-hitting attacks, Bloodborne was far more concerned with fast and flexible attacks that would whittle down at your health.
Fighting someone like that was not within Diluc's skillset in the slightest. He tried the Threaded Cane, the Saw Cleaver, the Hunter's Axe. No weapon made it easier to hit the swift hunter.
Diluc's dances only worked against strong opponents.
Therefore, it was time to make a dance specifically for Hunter's. In order to prevent Father Guacamole from learning and being able to counter his evolving dances, he decided that it was time to fight Elaine.
Diluc really didn't want to kill her and instead wanted to complete her side-quest. However, he needed to sharpen his tools and he wanted her weapons as well.
He tried to take her weapons mid-fight in order to be able to use them against her in consequent battles, but when she was able to simply summon them back.
He had to do it the boring way.
Diluc was about 75% complete with his 'Hunter's Dance' when the time skip ended.
It was Diluc and Izuku's birthday!
The Midoriya, Yaoyorozu families came together as well as Mitsuki and her husband came to celebrate their birthday.
Kath and Yuria were extremely excited to see that only one year remained while Anri simply smiled and went along with their energy. She believed that he would take her when he was ready.
Neither Izuku nor Diluc had any friends outside of those present. Mitsuki came because of Diluc and Inko while her husband came out of obligation.
They seemed pretty pissed off as they arrived, one could only assume that the husband wanted to bring Katsuki along against both Mitsuki's and Katsuki's wishes. Thankfully, she was able to convince or maybe threaten him into going along with it.
Katsuki was relieved that he was able to avoid "that shitty party" and could go with his friends and beat the shit out of more quirkless people or something.
Meanwhile, at the party; Mitsuki and her husband drunk wine and conversed with Inko. Both Mitsuki and Inko had gotten better looking lately because of their efforts in training their bodies. The Yaoyorozus joined them in their dialogue.
Izuku decided that it was a good idea to sneak out of the party to try and save some people. He had kept trying to find people to save with his newly acquired quirk but was too unlucky to find any crimes to crush.
Following him was Diluc and Momo. Yuria, Kath and Anri were on distraction duty to ensure that the parents wouldn't find out about their grand escape.
Although they probably were just be happy to see their children fighting crime, bar Mr. Yaoyorozu of course.
To their surprise, they actually found some crime! It was most definitely Diluc's protagonist trouble attraction as Izuku would only gain his after he inherits All Might's quirk.
They found a villain with a head looking like a hammer head shark. His eyes were on each side meaning that he could see in a pretty large radius.
Except the two that matter, the front and back.
Izuku and Momo stormed the scene. They all decided that Diluc would only interfere should they need it.
Momo created a spear that had a blunt stone end. Izuku, seeing this, lunged at the villain that was running wild without the help of any heroes close by.
The villain strong enough to be a threat but not strong enough to gain the attention of any heroes that want to become famous and well-known.
Just before Izuku was about to be attacked by the villain, he clapped his hands and switched with the spear. The villain missed and received an attack to his malformed head, he flinched and hugged his head for a second in pain.
Izuku then charged at the villain with the sole intention of getting as close as possible.
Seeing the young boy getting closer, he shielded himself from any sort of attack and heard another clap.
However, instead of an attack, an electric current ran through the villain's body.
Izuku switched with Momo who had created a taser and put the villain out for the count.
"Good job, you two." Diluc congratulated.
"What the hell are you kids doing?" A 'hero' lectured. As always, the hero's arrived later and took the credit for everything while lecturing kids about the danger of fighting villains while pocketing the money that should've gone to those who actually stopped the attack.
The 'hero's' phone went off. He excused himself for a second. He spoke to his phone for a second and argued for a bit before returning.
"You three are free to go." The hero said with an obvious annoyed expression.
'Didn't the heroes at my other crime scene's do the same?' Diluc thought. He held onto the thought for now, there may be an opportunity to investigate at a later date.
The three returned to their party to find that the cat had escaped the bag. Mr. Yaoyorozu was ready to start flaming the children until a combination of Mrs. Yaoyorozu's glare as well as Momo's puppy eyes shut him up.
"You better watch your ba-" He got hit by his wife before he could finish his sentence.
"Thank you for having us, everyone, unfortunately, my husband is experiencing back pains. Momo, you can stay the night if you'd life. Goodbye everyone!" She explained as she dragged her husband out of the house.
"She's scary." Izuku spoke.
