15 Chapter 15

“You absolute, stunning, mumpsimus, ignorant cow. I give up. You’re hopeless. Your elevator stops at the second floor. There’s no furniture in your attic. I—I’m going home. Do whatever you want. Have a good life.”

I was stunned, all right, that part was right, but what the hell was he talking about? What the hell had I done? I started to go after him, my heart pounding, but realized I was wearing only boxers, as was he. Talk about a nincompoop. Who’s the mumpsi…um…cow, now, Steve?

And just then, M said, “Get in the copter. My wife and mother-in-law are stuck over in Happy Land. Our house is starting to fall over. Now!”