Touching Spears....

The last few weeks have flown by pretty fast. The Lil princess has grown on me always hanging on my leg she has not said a word since that night not even to her mother. Dam kids maybe ill leave some here to rule the world. Anyway, Elia is very weak she was born with a half-developed lung. Nothing I can do with that but I can make her as comfortable as possible.

I forgot about my guests in the chest when I finally got around to checking on them. Gregor (The Mountain) and his number two pigman smell like hot shit baking in a sun. After saying hello all I got was cursed at and a few things. I won't comment on what's been thrown at me. Nothing a few Curcios didn't fix. When in doubt throw Curcio's bout. After that, they were very cooperative a complete 180 in attitude weird. I was even nice enough to give them a pissed-on blanket. Yea I'm a nice guy.

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As we look over Sunspear I head over to the captain's quarters to talk to Elia. "Hey Elia" She gets off the bed careful not to wake the children and motions for me to follow her into the hallway. "What can I help you with" she stares at me. "We should be into port in the next hour, do you know where Your brothers should be?" She gets a pensive look "Doren should be in the water gardens soaking in the water and Oberyn should be in a pillow house (Whore house) with his Palomar (pretty much permanent side chick) Ellaria Sand.

(Most kids born out of wedlock for big houses in Westeros are named after they regain Dorne-Sand, Stormlands-Storm, The Reach-Flowers, Westerlands- Hill, Vale-Stone, Riverlands- Rivers, Iron Islands-Pyke, The North-Snow, The Crownlands- Waters. When bastards are born they go by the last name from where they were born)

"Ok, I want you and the kids to stay under the usual charms so no one recognizes you we will go to the water gardens first. I'll have the crew stay on the ship. Your brothers should have gotten word that you are missing or dead or both. I want no one to know you are here, especially the eunuch's little birds." She looks at me in surprise "You know what the little birds are?"

"Yes they are slaves bought from one of his friends in Pentos, small children no older than 4 years old (they usually say the name's days I'm just using years) who have had their tongue cut out and taught to write mainly beggars and street rats. It's pretty ingenious who looks twice at them they come and go without anyone the wiser." As I describe the little bird she looks sick. I mean slavery is bad but it's the way of this world mainly the Iron Islands, and Essos.

She grabs her little belongings and her kids I cast a Disillusion, Notice me not, and a silencing charm on them and head into the plaza. Sunspear looks beautiful like ancient Persia, with scantily dress ladies everywhere I have to focus my myself a few times when Elia pinches me.

After about 30 minutes of walking, we find the water gardens and head in. It pretty much looks like a water park with a stream running through it Uni-sex wash room children playing in the water. Looking around I see a man sitting with his feet in the water with a crutch sitting next to him. 'Hmm his gout must not be bad yet'

Walking over to him and getting his sworn shields attention(bodyguard). He walks in front of me and I motion for him to come closer he leans in I whisper "I know where Princess Elia is" His eyes widen comically and rushes over to prince Doren talking in hushed whispers. Doren whips around and stares at me looking for any falsehood on my face. Then he nods and motions for me to follow.

After a few twists and turns, he leads me to a sitting room. "Speak fast," he says with fire in his eyes. "Do you trust everyone in this room with your life" He narrows his eyes and nods. I cast a silencing charm and a notice me not in the general area around us and drop the spells on Elia. He breaks down "Elia....i..is..is that you?" The only thing she can do I nod setting her kids down and rushes over to hug him. "G...Go and get Oberyn NOW!" he practically screaks

"Elia tells me what happened we thought the worst." She just stares at him and nods at me. "He stopped me from being grasped and killed, and m..my..... my daughter from being stabbed." She can barely finish the last part and just cries on his shoulder. He looks back at me "Friend you have my gratitude. Anything you need just ask." I look at him with a grin and ask "How do you feel about pranks?" he just grins.

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Me, Elia, her kids stand in the corner of the room under a notice not, waiting on our victim. As Oberyn Struts is wobbling a little is drunk. "Brother why have you called with such urgency, Have you any news on Elia." He whispers like a broke man obesely dreading the worst.

Doren just looks at his brother for a moment then looks down "I have news". He whispers building up tension. "Well tell me I can take it," Oberyn says with heat in his voice. I drop the spell and nudge Elia She nods and giggles "Oh is my big bad brother worried"

I've never seen a man turn so fast and I've known now vampires so that's telling. For a moment he just looks stricken. "Elia" he whispers. I just walk past the family reunion with a smile on my face and sit next to Doren who is looking on with a fond smile.

After they talk in hushed whispers for a while. He gets up comes over to me and gives me a bro hug while patting my back. Then he goes in for a kiss which I avoid with a "NOPE" Elia giggles.

"I can respect you going for both men and ladies, but my butthole only goes one way." They all laugh. He looks me dead in the eyes "You don't know what you are missing, I will bed you eventually." I can only shudder and hide my butthole.

I explain what happened from my point of view as what happened in the king landing not caring if they know of my magic. "OH I have a gift for you both"

"My friend you have brought me the one thing that matters family." He says "OH ok you don't want the people who almost grasped and murdered your sister and her children." Both zero in on me like I am a prize. Oberyn the typical hot head jumps up and yells "Where...Where are they." He hissed

I just wave my hands in a calming gesture and bring the small box from my neck which gets two raised eyebrows, then I expand it. "They are in there." They just raised an eyebrow. Oberyn opens the chest and stares down at the would-be grapes and child killer. It has been a long time since I felt fear but Now I will without shame say the look on their faces made me shudder. RIP Pig man and Gregor ya made your bed now lay in it.

I snap my fingers and get their attention "Oh before I forget the Prince's other wife is in the tower of joy with the king's guard who was supposed to be protecting Elia, and she should be giving birth soon. FYI Eddard Stark should be going there to get his 'kidnapped' sister (air quotes). Also, the whole rebellion was started by the Tully.

(Riverland Lord Parament- Tullie. Lord parament is pretty much just the overlord in the region. The regions are Stormlands- Baratheon's, Westerlands- Lannister, The Reach-Tyrell, The North-Stark, Iron Islands- Grayjoy, Dorne- Martell, and Crownlands- The Current King).

Silence.....Then all hell breaks loose.

A/N: Updated 02/04

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