11 Season 1 (CH11):
(A/N: If I decided to do incest, which I haven't yet, I will put it in a small chapter explaining my reasoning first before I do. At the moment Carl is enjoying life, yes Kass is endgame but that is for later when they are older for now he is like a regular teen.)
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The bar was a little crowded the moment they walked in, Kev was already there with friends laughing around the bar where Kate was serving them all. Carl and Ian made their way through the group of people before coming up to Kevin, "Hey man looks like you got started without us." Lip said with a smile walking to him.
"The boys are all finally here!!" He answered while smiling widely, "Alright guys, well the girls will be here soon I just got off the phone with them. For now though we have Kate for entertainment but you have to get her permission first."
As he said that everyone laughed and she shook her head, "Please, none of you could give me enough to strip for any of you."
"How about a thousand!" One guy shouted out causing the rest to laugh.
"Please! If any of you gave me a thousand I would do it right here right now!" She said with a laugh before handing him and Lip a shot each, this was their free drink for the night after that they would need to pay.
Carl had brought with him a little over a thousand actually, he planned to make sure that Kev had a good time while also being able to buy as many drinks as he wanted to. He could see that Frank was trying to mooch and get more free drinks but was cut off, that didn't stop him though from trying to get someone to buy him some though.
Ten minutes later Carl had about five shots while Lip was following right behind him, after knowing he was paying for him he decided to keep up with him. Kev was happy to find out that he didn't need to worry about his drinks since everyone was paying for him tonight, even if it wasn't a real wedding.
"Whoa!! The girls are here!" He heard some yell right when Lip passed him the joint that he was sharing between himself, Carl, and Kev.
Looking to the door he saw some girls that he saw the other day at the rub and tug, he actually couldn't tell the difference since it seemed that they all showed up at once. He heard someone say that Sasha actually owned both places, she made the money from the sex and the stripping, he had to admit that she was clever in making her money.
With both being cash spots she could do so much illegal stuff between the two, that was a perfect way to clean the money, though he wondered what the rub and tug place was under in documents.
He was brought out of his thoughts seeing brown hair and green eyes, she was scanning the crowd before she seemed to stop on him, she decided to make her way over. Carl watched as Svetlana made her way to him, Lip next to him was watching it all while smiling slightly looking at all the girls, he wasn't so loyal to Karen as the original him.
Finally after getting past gropers and others she made it to them, "Carl, it is good to see you again." she spoke in Russian while smiling at him with a flirtatious grin stroking his cheek.
"You too Svet. How have you been? Miss me?" He asked with a cheeky smile in Russian right back, he could feel Lip's eyes on him though as he just spoke that.
"Ha! The little boy thinks himself as a big man huh? And what would you say if I did huh? You can't get me away from Sasha so what is the point of me missing you or not." She said taking a seat across from him, they were in a booth and he was right next to the wall.
"So that is a yes then. Don't deny it, you didn't say it in so many words but just by the way you said that I can tell that you missed me." He told her while taking a drink from the vodka on the table.
She looked away but didn't correct him, "Who is this Carl? You two seem pretty close huh?" Lip asked with a sly grin on his face as he looked between the two of them.
"Oh this is Svetlana. I met her the other day when I went to the rub and tug, wanted to see what it was like, we didn't do anything though." He said with a shrug while taking the weed that was offered to him.
"Yeah, I think he is gay. He wasn't willing to do anything, just paid me to talk to him." Svet said while looking at him with a provoking expression which caused Lip to laugh.
"Well Carl are you gay then? Were all those girls just cover ups?" Lip teased. He just looked like he was being effected by the weed and alcohol.
Raising a brow he took another shot before looking at Svet, "Come on then." he said standing while pushing Lip out the booth, he laughed while letting Carl out hooting as he took Svet towards the bathrooms.
Thirty minutes later they came out, both of their cheeks were flushed and Svet was fixing her dress as they made their way back into the room. Some people who noticed them cheered while others looked over seeing what was going on, seeing the same thing they all cheered too, he could see Lip raising a beer as a woman danced on his lap.
Shaking his head he headed back to his booth, he saw that it was still empty but his bottle and cups were still sitting there, she was following right behind him. "That was good. I take back my comment on you being a little boy, that is something that no child could do." She said as they took a seat.
He raised a brow before downing another drink, she smiled as he offered her one, instead she took the bottle and took big swigs of it as she drank it. He was impressed and watched as she downed what seemed to be twenty-five percent of it, he had never seen anyone do something like that before, it was amazing.
When she set it down all she did was smile seeing his semi-shocked expression.
As he went to say something his phone rang, it wasn't until he took it out his pocket that he could faintly hear the ringtone, it was Kassidi she was calling like she said she would. It was another video call, he didn't hesitate to answer even if Svet was sitting right next to him and they just had sex.
"Hello Chipmunk, what are you doing?" He said with a smile feeling a buzz coming from drink, he was surprised he wasn't drunk but he seemed to have a good tolerance to it.
"Hey there yourself handsome. Are you having fun?" She said with a smile, she was sitting on a chair at the moment and there were people in the background walking around with luggage.
He guessed pretty quickly that she was most likely on her way back home, "Yeah, I am a little tipsy at the moment too."
"That sounds fun. I am leaving now and will be home later tonight, I will be able to be your date to the wedding tomorrow." She said with a squeal in her voice looking wistful, "Who is that?"
He saw brown hair on his shoulder and knew who it was, "Ahh this is Svetlana one of the girls here for the party, I guess you could also call us friends." He said with a shrug not minding if she knew about her or not.
Kass went quiet for a moment before nodding her head, she knew where he was so she knew that she must be some entertainment, "Well don't have to much fun. I don't want you hung over when I come over there tomorrow or I will kick your ass."
He laughed but nodded along, "Is there anything else? Kev is calling me over for shots and something about bungee jumping."
She smiled, "No go ahead and have fun. I will see you in the morning at ten, so be ready for me to wake you up if you are asleep."
He sent her a kiss before hanging up while agreeing to what she said, after they hung up he did go over to Kev who was beckoning him over, Svet followed him the entire time. She hadn't said anything since the call or went to find someone else to sleep or mess with, she was staying by his side and ignored the men who wanted a moment of her time.
"Alright boys, we are going to go bungee jumping. Now seeing that we are all broke then we need to be extremely careful, luckily Frank has agreed to test it for us." Kevin said as they all stood around him, Frank was looking proud of himself but at the same time was drunk so he didn't know what he had agreed to.
He could only shake his head at that thinking Frank didn't know what he was really getting into, but he was eating up the cheers and praise from everyone else so he didn't say anything. They grabbed a big brown bag from behind the bar before heading out the bar, it was a stream of people as they made their way over to the L where he would jump from.
Svet held his hand as they walked, everyone was in groups along the way Kermit and Tommy were making sure that Frank was still following, they looked the most excited about him doing this. Lip passed the blunt while laughing, "He has no idea what is in store for him. He is letting a bunch of drunk people basically push him off a bridge."
"Well that is his idea. He just better hope that the line doesn't break as he is falling to the ground or he will break something." Carl answered while shaking his head.
Along the way they talked more about it, Lip drank enough to tell him about him and Karen, he was thinking that she cared about him more then she was letting on. He couldn't really deny that either, from the show he did see that some, but it changes when she finds out she is pregnant because she just basically does what she can to ruin the relationship.
After awhile Svet commented putting a woman's insight into it, Lip took her advice more serious then his because of it, he didn't mind either if it would help him in the long run. They kept talking about it until they reached the L, Carl stopped paying attention since he wanted to see how this was going to turn out for Frank.
He watched as Kev and some of his friends led him up the stairs, they were laughing as they strapped him up before tying it off on the bridge. Frank was all smiles until they got him to the ledge, he tried to back away but they said something to him that made him stay, Carl could only shake his head at that.
"3.....2...1....GO!" They all chanted before Frank was pushed off, he was falling quick and lucky for him the cord actually worked and didn't break as he was falling. Though looking at him after it calmed down he was passed out, his dangled from the cord right below the bridge with everyone watching him.
Carl was the first to step forward, he took a sharpie from Kermit's hand and started to draw the first penis on his face, smiling the entire time he laughed as they put the purple afro on him. When he had three drawn penises on his face and the afro on they all left him there, he has slept outside plenty so no on minded leaving him there for the night.
Svet grabbed his arm as they made their way back to the Alibi, "When we get there it will be time for me to leave, they only paid for enough for three hours."
He nodded while holding her arm, "I will try and come see you soon then. I have some things happening in the next couple of days but I will be there to see you soon."
"No rush. You don't need to spend all your money to come see me." She added with a smile leaning her head on hi shoulder.
He took a moment before he spoke again, "What would it take for Sasha to let you go?" He only asked cause he didn't know how Terry got her free, and to marry Mickey.
"We have to be pregnant. She doesn't like babies or for her women to get pregnant usually they get abortions, but if they refuse then they are kicked to the streets with whatever money they have left." She said after a moment of thinking it over.
"I see." He said.
Neither spoke for the rest of the way, he did speak a little with Lip but they really mostly just passed a blunt back and forth, it wasn't long though before they made it back. Him and Svet stopped at the door, the other girls already moving to get in the van they were brought it.
"Don't forget to come see me soon." She said with a small smile before kissing his cheek.
He nodded, "You don't need to worry I will be there soon. Just make sure to take care of yourself, you might not have a say in it but don't overwork yourself with all those dongs. Make up being sick every now and then."
Her bell of laughter was the last thing he heard as she walked into the van, seeing it go off into the distance he went back into the bar and sat next to Lip who was drinking again. "So is there a real reason you were at the rub and tug? and when exactly did you learn Russian?" He asked while scanning the place.
Carl paused while taking a drinking before drowning it, "No reason. Really just to check it out, ended up meeting her and we hit it off. She became a friend, just waiting for her to get a phone then we will probably be talking all the time."
He looked over to Carl with a raised brow but just nodded, "Well I won't be the one telling Fiona, she is already in our business a little to much. She needs to focus more on her relationship with Steve then anything, that guy is all over the place."
Carl nodded but didn't responded any other way since he already knew what was going on with him, he wasn't going to step in unless something changed that didn't happen in the show. "TO A KICKASS NIGHT!!!" They both heard Kev yell from the bar, looking over Kate had her shirt and bra off while letting some people drink the whiskey that was dripping off her boobs.
