1 How I died

(Disclaimer: The main character in this novel may make you want to go into the book to beat her up, You Have Been Warned. Anyways I am not Chinese but I love Chinese transmigration novels and I wanted to try writing my own, since its summer and we are on lock down. None of these people are real nor any of the history or state or tradition or theology. This is a work of fiction.)

I met this man, he was a kind man, single and friendly and we hit it off for six months.

But how come a wife comes out of nowhere and suddenly insults my noble name. Turns out that dog sh*t of a man was married and lied to me.

But...

what I don't understand is where I went wrong to have to be insulted like this, its not like I knew he was married...we didn't even do anything indecent, and I also apologized, she should go insult the man he's the liar.

But can you believe this woman did not appreciate my heartfelt apology instead she threw words at me, most starting with S's and W's.

This righteous me, this holy girl, who is in no wrong whatsoever, could not accept this at all ... so I threw words back, most starting with B's and H's.

Would you believe this B*tch had the nerve to push me down the stairs and run away while I was bleeding. Some people are just so rude.

Anyways I wake up but all I see around me is white. Suddenly I see a group of girls walking towards me, I tried to ask them wher I was but they just walked passed me. No not pass me, through me! WTF, I had become a ghost !

I was no longer going to eat good food and go deeper into debt by buying myself luxury goods!!

No I refuse!

I am too young too die, not to mention I am too beautiful to die!

This is unfair! This is unscientific! It must be a dream, this beauty is definitely dreaming.

I close my eyes again, pinched myself, did some squats and jumping jacks and I opened my eyes one more time.

This is too shocking! I am in a throne room and the maids I saw before were kneeling, men dressed in robes of dark green and some in light blue are standing on opposite sides with the maids in the middle.

Looking around the hall, all I see is... gold! Gold dragons adorned the pillars, maps framed in gold adorned the floor, men with gold accessories, and... the vases, currently made of jade and ceramic, but soon to be transformed to gold when I sell it at an auction house.

I see green falling from the sky. Goodbye debts, Hello He*mes handbags, Lo*is Vu*tton shoes, G*cci perfume, V*ctoria's se*ret underwear. I have finally hit the jackpot, after all this years of hardwork.....

( It has to be said that Jennifer at best could be considered a mediocre worker, she never really tries at anything, her job in business is only got from her cruising through college, which she got a full scholarship for by stealing the heartwrenching tale of one of her friends and making it her own. Even at her job she never went above and beyond, Jennifer is one of those people who are naturally smart but critically lazy but first and foremost she is a consumer. Jennifer could have lived her life without debt if she didn'tcrave luxury goods. Even with her debt she had an average 9-5 job and didn't have to work hard at all)

and suffering I have finally gotten my due payment. The heavens has eyes. I quickly ran to the first vase that I saw, ready to snatch it.... but what to happen, my hand went through again QaQ. This is unfair!

Maybe if I figure out how to get out of here I can come back and take all these gold.

(While Jennifer was contemplating her situation she failed to notice everything that happened around her)

Suddenly a voice cut through my thoughts..

"WHO IS QIN LINFEI ?" I looked at the direction of the voice... a man in his late 50's sat in a golden throne, his whitening hair put in a bun above his head and held in place by a golden crown, his face was handsome with few wrinkles on it except the crow's feet. The air surrounding him commanded fear and respect but his eyes, red as they were, could instill cowardice in the strongest warrior. I thought he was talking to me and I tried to explain, I shouted in my loudest voice

"Greatest and Supreme emperor, your humble serv ..."

I then realized, loud as I was nobody could see or hear me and while I was screaming like a banshee a girl had raised her head up slowly.

I stared shocked for the 100th time.... hey.... isn't her beauty too unscientific?