9 Over 9000

As all this was happening with tobirama madara on the other hand was asking strangers directions to villages.

Huh what is happening why does madara want to go to a village didn't he say they are not worth, to answer your question yes they are not worth it, but right now madara is desperate he needs to farm lives even if they are not worth it with, the thing that happens in japan in the year 1600 may possibly kill him.

POV madara

As i asked where the nearest village is and the people who i asked the question to they say in unison " Biggu Papa 42 village " i want to kill these people i am a man from the modern era i obviously know what calling someone big daddy means or big papa in this case but now i'm in the sengoku era were the concept of big daddy is foreign to them

" Why is the village named that way? " I say with my sharingan spinning I needed to put them into an illusion so they could tell the truth. If they give me some reason like they were pranking me i swear to god i'll snap their neck.

" that is the name of there god so they named it after there god Biggu Papa 42 " the two people say in a sluggish tone because of the illusion

' good at least you get to keep your head ' madara thought

But before madara has time to leave the two people try to catch madara from running

" What is it, do you want to die? " madara said scarily right now he was trigger happy he hasn't really tested the effects of Kills Will so madara was very trigger happy.

" you didn't ask for the direction " they said with concern since they were still under the effects of the illusion

" oh yes i forget so where is this so called ' Biggu Papa 42 Village ' " madara said with some satisfaction

' these guys would make good servants ' madara thought

Some time passed and after telling him the coordinates for the village madara made a mad dash towards it .

POV hashirama

I am currently wandering the streets trying to find out more information about humans and their culture. After all, how am I supposed to protect people I don't know? That's when i come across a church they say it's where people worship god but i don't believe in god.

Why would you worship someone you've never seen before, humans are strange creatures indeed, I'm going to enter the church to find out the reason why they worship something they have never seen before.

" excuse me mam can you tell me the name of your god " i ask with interest

' let me here the name of this so called almighty figure '

" oh you have not heard of his almighty name " the lady in weird clothes similar to that of a nun said looking like im an idiot

' no i have not why would i be asking ' i think

Im of course won't say it out loud after all i have to keep a good image as the future protector of mankind.

" no i actually have not " i say

It feels like the conversation is taking too long. I want to hurry it up a bit, so I'm going to speak short but concisely. Ahh it's always good to get to the point.

" well the name of the one we worship is Biggu Papa 42 " she said with a serious face

The way she responded it was almost as if she was serious, she can't be can she

" Miss im in a bit of a hurry so i'm not in the for games " i say with disappointment in my voice

Normally i wouldn't be this angry, is it because of my interest in this supposed god ?

" that is the name of our god though " she said with a burning passion

I want to cough up blood this women in front of me worships such a being with the name Biggu Papa 42, lady are you possessed or what

" ok i believe, by the way i'm very interested in your god is their a place i can go to, so that i can learn more about him " i say

I'm quite curious in this being maybe it can help me understand my existence better who knows

When i asked that she told me about of places including many other churches , but then she mentioned a name that intrigued me.

" ohh yes last but not least Biggu Papa 42 village they say its land and crops are blessed by the lord "

Out of all the places she said that was the one that caught my attention, I don't know why but I feel I must go there.

A/N: or maybe its divine intervention who knows

" thank you for the information Bye " i say

But then she grabs me by the shoulder, " wait you don't even know where the places i told you are located "

When i heard this i wanted to groan, the amount of places she spewed out of here was nearly hundred it took her more than 30 minutes to say all of them.

Now she's going to say the places and the location, this lady is over 9000

What a formidable opponent

A/n: toadys chapter is a bit shorter pls bare with me