2 FOR NARNIA
Wow this is a cool feeling, i remember going into the portal now i'm just cruisin its like your in the water but your not drowning
My thought get interrupted when, while i have my eyes closed enjoying the ride i feel my now plump ass hit a hard surface, that's when my eyes are jolted open and i survey the area im at, ohhh my god why the f*ck am i in a mountain, i get up and since i was on my ass a few seconds ago and look to the right of me i see my trusty gunbai and scythe, i move and i hear clank noises im startled, but then i realize dumb ass im wearing armor well who can blame me i was just a good for nothing nerd just a few minutes ago now im littarely armed to the teeth.
Now let me pick these babies up haha hashiramas got nothing on me, ahh so this is the feeling of the strong it's refreshing, i have my sharingan on so i peer into the distance ahh some good goat shall satisfy me, i run at my fasted speed damn ima fast nigga arent i , i confront the goat hey is it just me or is this goat different ohhhh yeah this is 500 years in the past, any ways the goat sees me charging at it it froze for a second, yes i've heard of this the fight or flight scenario stupid goat fight me fight.
And before it could even escape it got its shaggy ass neck chopped off, i was about to inspect it when a voice in my head alerted me.
Ding DIng Ding
[ you have unlocked Corpse System]
[ achievement unlocked Gods Champion]
Name: Madara Uchiha
Sex: Male
Age: N/A
Speed: 27( the average adult males is 20)
Power:40( the average adult males is 30)
Defense:???( the average adult males is 15)
Intelligence:100( the average adult males is 115)
wisdom:80( the average adult males is 40)
Skills:[charge]
Equipment:[Snocks Gunbai][Snocks Scythe][Snocks Armor]
Abilities:[Sharingan]
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Huh why are my stats so high and when did i have a skill ohh it must be because i have the corpse system the functions of the corpse system are as follows any time kill something i get a part of
its stats as for the skill it must be the systems doing wait do i have skill assimilation well hot diggity dog damn i'm lucky, i'm currently standing over the goats corpse, let me get outta here, and with that remark i ran for flat land haha the mountains ain't the place for me, as i was sprinting.
SKILL LEARNT: SPRINT
[ Increases speed by 40%(only active when running) ]
Wow are learning skills are that easy these days, after that I continued on my merry way.
POV: Bandits
Mob 1: Round em all up we'll be eatin good tonight
As the mob bandit was shouting some of the other bandits proceeded to run toward a village while the rest the rest stayed back with bows in hand they proceeded to light up the bows with fire and shoot them at the unsuspecting village huts while the bandits that ran towards the village cut down any villagers that tried to escape or leave there village huts to see what's the commotion
It was a slaughter something only seen in horror movies there was blood flying left and right flames burning anything in there wake the wails of the slaughtered were a plenty truly a hell on earth
POV: Villagers
Villager 1: I can't stand the pain
And I can't make it go away
Villager 2:How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
I've got nowhere to run
The village chief whose nose looked like something from minecraft decided to take up arms and fight, the village chief picked up his pitch fork, the rest of the villagers seeing his action did the same,
Some grabbed HOES some grabbed shovels hell one even grabbed a fork
As this was going on madara was descending down the mountain at breakneck speeds, are these the wails of the suffering i hear, madara said as he made it to land, those animals have not satisfied my thirst for power, as madara said that a picture only seen in the depths of hell came into view.
Villagers slaughtering bandits,bandits slaughtering villagers it was a sight to behold, one villager with a knife got his ass pierced by a spear the spear came out of his mouth, Vlad would be proud.
While the mob 1 bandit was acting as war commander he suddenly got his head crushed by an oddly shaped gunbai.
SKILL LEARNT:CRUSH
[Increases the attack speed and damage of the gunbai by 20% when activated]
Hidden Quest Completed:Successfully Kill Bandit Boss
Reward: Kills Will
ABILITY LEARNT: KILLS WILL
[Allows user of said ability to create and control the intensity and output of killing intent with pinpoint accuracy]
+ 1.5 Power
+ 1.5 Speed
SKILL LEARNT:STRATEGISTS COGNITION
[increases wisdom and intelligence by 50%(Passive Skill)]
I can understand the fact that i got skills from the quest but why did i receive a stat boost and another skill, bruhh im about to face palm right now isn't that the systems function duh duh duhhhhh
Dumb ass when you kill something you get a part of there stats and a skill of theres.
Hmmm this is interesting. Did I get a skill for strategy because I killed a commander? You need strategy and wit to be a good commander, why do I sound like Sun tzu.
While madara was looking at the loot he had received for killing the bandit boss, the bandits on the other hand noticed that they were not receiving orders from there commander they became suspicious.
Bandit 1: what is the boss doing there are 50 of us and 150 of them
Bandit 2: has the boss abandoned us
Bandit 3: look over there the boss is gone
When they heard the shout of their fellow bandit there doubt increased but when the third bandit talked that was the finishing touch.
They didn't want to believe they were abandoned by their boss but when they checked the spot where their boss commanded them he wasn't there there was no magic to it their boss seemed to have vanished.
They knew their boss was intelligent. He must've seen that this was a losing battle and escaped, these thoughts began to formulate in the bandits mind soon panic insued.
Bandit 2: at first i believed we could beat them but now since the boss escaped that means he knew we were bound to lose
As this thought spread through the battlefield he got his throat pierced with a rusty axe
POV Villagers
Village Chief: thats it move on keep pushing we will WIN FOR NARNIA
ALL the villagers: FOR NARNIA
A/N: yes the villages name is narnia suck it up
The KILLS WILL ABILITY ISN'T AS SIMPLE AS IT APPEARS TO BE
